A judge has determined that the famous chef is not guilty of indecent assault and battery. He was on trial for kissing and heavily groping a woman he just met in a Boston restaurant.

It’s great to be famous, you can grab em by the pussy.

Read more at Hollywood Reporter

This photo of a UFO over Costa Rica is believed to be the best or at least clearest photo ever taken of a flying saucer.

Of course this was 50 years ago, they were still calling them flying saucers.

Read more at barstool.

This picture of a UFO – taken from 10,000 feet – appears to show a metallic disc flying lower over the land.https://t.co/bzI5LHqfEc

— Metro (@MetroUK) May 9, 2022

Laurie made a joke about abortion on MSNBC and now Sean Hannity, Lara Trump and especially Pam Bondi really hate her for it. Here’s the joke: “I would like to find out who the leaker is, so I could make sweet love to that person, because that person is a hero to me. Ok? And if the leaker — a lot of people are saying it could be a conservative — if the leaker is a Republican, and if I get pregnant during our lovemaking, I will joyfully abort our fetus, and let them know.”

Former Florida AG Pam Bondi lost her shit. Sean, that foul and vulgar comedian is a zero. She is–she shouldn’t have been on TV. She’s trying to – for shock value – save a failing career. She’s also a woman who had mocked God in a stand-up comedian skit she did. So, she’s a zero. The host laughed. He encouraged her. He laughed at what she said. NBC, they need to come out and say how horrible what she said on TV, on national TV was. This was a news show, an alleged news show where she came out and said these things. She’s, she’s horrible. She’s a nothing.”

They say if a joke just reaches one person, it’s a success.

Read more at mediaite

The entrepreneur is getting ready to launch a low cost drug distributor that will help Americans get access to medications at reasonable prices.

Anyway how about you help bring down the cost of legal marijuana?

Read more at Inc.

It’s name is ironsides and it’s big and scary, and its swimming right off the coast of New Jersey.

Is this #whitesharksummer?

Read more at NY Post.

Elon Musk said that once his purchase of Twitter goes through, he will end the Twitter ban on former President Donald Trump. Musk called the ban a ‘morally bad decision’ and ‘foolish in the extreme’.

Maybe but Trump’s got a good track record with Morally-bad-decision and Foolish-in-the-extreme.

Read more at AP News

“Are you shitting me?” Rick Manning casually shares….

You do Cleveland games, how can you be surprised?!

Read more at mediaite.

We'll take it. 🤷‍♂️#ForTheLand pic.twitter.com/HgOehmEhYu

— Cleveland Guardians (@CleGuardians) May 10, 2022

Javy Baez and AJ Hinch were both ejected after arguing a third strike call

It’s one two three fucks your out at the old ball game.

"You don't give a fuck"

Javy Baez and AJ Hinch were both ejected after arguing a third strike call pic.twitter.com/RjuYwVzfiF

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) May 10, 2022

Whoever wrote this is a god damned hero.

The only stat that matters pic.twitter.com/Pzk2eHLpX0

— La Befana (@Sandernista412) May 10, 2022

Tom Brady will become the lead NFL analyst for FOX Sports once he retires. The reported 10 year, 375 million deal will pair him with Kevin Burkhardt. Fox CEO Lachlan Murdoch said that it’s ‘entirely up’ to Tom when he retires and will put on the broadcasting jacket.

Quit now Tom. Today.

Read more at espn.

An unnamed buyer purchased Warhol’s Marilyn at auction and the amount paid is the highest ever paid at auction for a 20th century work of art. It’s also the highest amount ever paid for an American work of art.

Damn, nearly $200 million for a painting? Inflation really is terrible.

Read more at NPR.

The Black-ish and Law & Order star dropped out of HU 30 years ago because he couldn’t afford to finish college. Now, 30 years later, his son attending Howard inspired him to go back and complete his degree.

Sure hope he can find work…

Read more at Daily Mail.

John Mulaney made fun of the Mayor of New York City at a charity event while Adams was in the audience. The comedian targeted the mayor for being too hard on minor crimes like selling mangos in the subway, while doing little about skyrocketing major violent crimes.

“Mayor Adams, what are you talking about? What is a subway barbecue, and why do you hate them so much? “Mayor Adams always addresses two problems and then a crazy one. No guns, no crime, no barbecues on the subway! Better schools, better transportation, no more volleyball games on the Brooklyn-Queens Expressway!”

Careful Johnny, comedians get attacked these days.

Read more at NY Post.

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Inside sources say Wendy Williams is not going to be back on television this fall, but Williams vows she will be on the fall schedule.

Is this a vow or a threat?

Read more at Page Six

TikTok is laughing at Amber Heard throughout the defamation trial and experts say that mockery is dangerous for abuse victims who are likely to be triggered by the laughter. “When people mock her, experts say they’re inadvertently laughing at every person who has said they are a victim of abuse.”

Doesn’t all TikTok trigger abuse victims?

Read more at USA Today.

Jesse Williams says he has no problem being nude in the Broadway show ‘Take Me Out’. The remarks came hours after video and photos of Williams bearing it all leaked online – and Williams receiving a Tony nomination for his performance.

Jesse’s giving ’a ballsy performance’ new meaning.

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jesse williams 💦💦💦😏 pic.twitter.com/s4C82zSgtW

— Má Vontade ⚖️ (@Ma_Malebolger) May 10, 2022

Tina Fey claimed that the most famous person to ever hit on her was Kevin Spacey during an SNL after party in 2006.

He needed a new beard for the Superman Returns premiere party.

Read more at nypost

Britney Spears posted nude shots from her Mexican vacation prior to finding out that she was pregnant. And between posting the same photo nine times, with slight filter variations, and including some wacky captions, her fans are finally starting to realize that this new free Brit may not be 100% okay.

The rest of us are still waiting on the inevitable asshole shot that gets her banned.

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