A New World Order is here, says Flynn, and Bill Gates and George Soros are dangerous people trying to literally get under our skin. “They have an intent to have a New World Order. They have an intent to track every single one of us, and they use it under the skin. They use a means by which it’s under the skin.”

🎼 🎶. I’ve got you…….under my skin….🎶

Read more at Mediaite.

Biden called Putin a butcher. France says its trying to negotiate a cease fire and we shouldn’t use words that could cause an escalation of action.

France, don’t surrender yet, it’s not WW2.

Read more at Axios

Trump was golfing before a rally in Georgia, and Republican Senate hopeful Tim Swain claims he saw Trump get a hole in one, but Twitter isn’t buying it.

He may have but no ones going to believe you. The little boy who cried great.

Read more at Online Athens

🚨TRUMP JUST MADE A HOLE-IN-ONE! pic.twitter.com/89lrgsGkjT

— Tim Swain (@SwainForSenate) March 26, 2022

Kim Jong Un made 18 the last time he played.

— Sir Salts Alot (@CoachChaffin) March 26, 2022

Wait. A hole in one of what? Pair of pants?

— Sean Audner (@slaudner724) March 26, 2022

Was that before or after he bowled a 300, weighed in at 215 lbs., achieved world peace and demanded to be called "Dear Leader"?

— Jonathan Botticelli (@jrbotti) March 27, 2022

Musk says he’s giving serious thought to building a new social media platform, after he posted a poll asking followers if they believe Twitter adheres to principles of free speech. 70% voted no.

He was then asked, would you consider building a new social media platform with an open source algorithm with free speech as a priority and he answered that he is seriously giving thought to it.

Well that looks stupid after promising to go to Mars.

Read more at reuters.

Am giving serious thought to this

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 27, 2022

Manhattan lost more of its population than any major American city last year. Yet somehow rents have gone up.

Read more at NBC New York.

According to Formes, the Yankees are by far the most valuable MLB team worth over six billion dollars! At the tail end, the Marlins are worth just short of one billion.

Which proves that you don’t have to draw people to be worth a billion dollars.
The florida teams are worth 2 billion combined and splitting 60 fans every game.

Here are the current values of every MLB team, according to @Forbes 💰 pic.twitter.com/F2HsVA1Woe

— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) March 25, 2022

If you really are sick and tired of something shouldn’t you know what it is first?

Sounds like you’ve got CTE.

Herschel Walker says he’s sick and tired of “CTR” being taught in schools pic.twitter.com/IThUQSbuRR

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 26, 2022

Coach Shaheen says “Kind of wish we could play this game over. I would have done a couple things different.”

Trying to write a song about you guys but can’t think of anything that rhymes with Stinks.

Read more at Yahoo

It was just some rando bald dude.

This is the Bald version of racism.

Antonio Brown thought this random dude was Pitbull 😂 pic.twitter.com/4IpA3EJlYY

— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) March 26, 2022

The comedy cellar has better security than the Academy Awards

Will Smith just proved that he hits like a bitch.

I mean, can't drop Chris Rock? https://t.co/YPD5F2EmNO

— Brandon Walsh (@LGBrandonWalsh) March 28, 2022

VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock pic.twitter.com/j0Z184ZyXa

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) March 28, 2022

During the commercial break, Will Smith is pulled aside and comforted by Denzel Washington and Tyler Perry, who motion for him to brush it off. Will appears to wipe tears from his eyes as he sits back down with Jada, with Denzel comforting Jada and Will’s rep by his side. pic.twitter.com/uDGVnWrSS2

— Scott Feinberg (@ScottFeinberg) March 28, 2022

Later, Will apologized to the Academy, but not Chris

Will Smith’s acceptance speech as he wins his first ever #Oscar pic.twitter.com/qKVTOb7V6Q

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) March 28, 2022

Who Got Snubbed? Saget and Asner Got Snubbed

Oscars always miss someone important in their in memorium only this year few people noticed because they were still reeling over the Smith-Rock moment. But somehow Oscar forgot all about Bob Saget, even though he’s acted in several movies and directed one in 2019.

Being left out of that trainwreck of an homage is a blessing.

Read more at NY Post.

The Netflix CEO said having eight pre-taped categories is “a step toward making it a better broadcast.” He added, “there’s five or six different constituencies this show serves, and one of them is a TV audience, and this is a real positive step into making it a better TV experience.”

Yeah it frees up a lot more time for bitch slapping.

Read more at Deadline.

“It’s the last stop of our tour, and it’s the last show for Genesis. After tonight we all have to get real jobs.”

Too bad it was 30 years too late.

Read nypost.com

At the Brazilian edition of Lollapalooza, Miley Cyrus dedicated the song “Angels Like You” to Taylor Hawkins, drummer for the Foo Fighters, who was found dead in his hotel room in Columbia this weekend.

So where was Jessica Simpson during all this?

Miley Cyrus dedicates ‘Angels Like You’ to Taylor Hawkins at Lollapalooza Brazil 🤍
pic.twitter.com/KDj9RJITVH

— Miley Nation (@MileyNation13) March 27, 2022

The former first daughter will be in the writers room for Donald Glover’s new Amazon series, part of an overall deal with the streaming network. In an interview with Vanity Fair, Glover praised her writing style, saying “I feel like she’s just somebody who’s gonna have really good things coming soon.”

After watching two episodes of Atlanta’s third season, seems like you’d be impressed with anybody’s writing.

Read more at NBC

“Spoiler alert, folks,” Morgan continued, adding, “Sorry. I’m still not sure why we announced that already. It was sort of a shocker to me.”

Doing a show without Norman Reedus, you really are the walking dead now.

Read more at Insider.

The Sandra Bullock Channing Tatum movie had an impressive opening weekend showing that rom-com-adventure-capades still can hold the public’s interest.

More like Lost Shitty.

Read more at Hollywood Reporter

After complimenting Nat Wolff on his role in The Tiger King, Andrew Garfield talked about how he sometimes has to lie to people about their acting projects.

You lie to the mirror.

Read more at buzzfeed.com

People aren’t happy that the music used to bring on Daniel Kaluuya and HER to present was Toto’s Africa.

They have bigger things to worry about right now.

This guy is making his stand that he can sit where he damn well pleases and if you don’t like it you can drag him out in handcuffs.

Off season Santa Clause is a real pain in the ass.

The Batman pre-show content is incredible pic.twitter.com/0K1oVgNMjx

— ⭐️ with a Y ⭐️ (@wyntermitchell) March 26, 2022

everything

This guy is making his stand that he can sit where he damn well pleases and if you don’t like it you can drag him out in handcuffs.

Off season Santa Clause is a real pain in the ass.

The Batman pre-show content is incredible pic.twitter.com/0K1oVgNMjx

— ⭐️ with a Y ⭐️ (@wyntermitchell) March 26, 2022

everything