Wednesday March 30: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at March 30, 2022

WEDNESDAY 3.30

NEWS STORIES

Russia Sez It's Pulling Forces Away From Kyiv

After peace talks, Russia announced it’s pulling some of its military out of the north of Kyiv. We can all trust the Russians, right?

The Atlantic Asks Why We're All Acting So Fucking Crazy

The Atlantic is trying to figure out why people are so off the rails now and they attribute it to:stress, everyone is drinking more and the isolation of the pandemic and reintegration into society. Or maybe Americans were always this crazy.

SPORTS

Jim Irsay Trashes Wentz

Jim Irsay had some choice words for the Carson Wentz era of the Colts. Good luck filling seats this season, Dan Snyder!

NFL Owners Approve New OT Rules

Here are the new rules NFL owners have approved for overtime, but only in the postseason:

🚨 NEW PLAYOFF OVERTIME RULES 🚨 pic.twitter.com/OMJ0cYSih1

— NFL (@NFL) March 29, 2022

The Gronk Bros Answer 69 Questions

Rob and Chris give hard hitting opinions like Rob choosing to fight 100 duck sized horses instead of 1 horse sized duck. Or Chris saying a hot dog is not a sandwich because the bun connects.

Haha. 69. Get it?

Every NFL Team Will Have a Minority Offensive Coach

The NFL is making effort to ultimately set up a system where more minorities have the opportunity to rise to head coaching positions. As part of that effort, a new NFL rule will require that every team employ a minority assistant coach in a key offensive role.

Can we clarify that’s OFFensive not o-FENSE-ive?

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Chris Rock Conspiracy Theory!

It’s 2022, so what’s a controversy without a conspiracy theory! And this week’s biggest controversy has one too. There are those who are saying that the entire Chris Rock Will Smith incident was fake. Their proof? They say Chris Rock had a pad or prosthetic cheek.

He doesn’t. Your theory is stupid. Go home.

Will Smith Once Taught Young Fans to Fake Slap

During a press stop for King Richard, Will taught a young fan how to fake fight, demonstrating, wait for it….a fake slap.

That’s no young fan, that’s Chris Rock.

Could the Slap Cost Will Smith a Nomination Next Year?

An industry expert told the Today Show that one possible consequence of Will Smith’s behavior at the Oscars could be a ban on nominations for a year. Which means his upcoming role in the film Emancipation could get shut out.

No worries, just take the year off and release the sequel to Wild Wild West

Alec and Hilaria Announce Kid Number 7

Hilaria Baldwin has been off social media for awhile- certain circumstances must have made her think, hey, I should lay low for a bit. But that ended on Tuesday when she announced that she was expecting, and what she is expecting, is baby #7. “After many ups and downs over the past few years, we have an exciting up and a huge surprise: another Baldwinito is coming this fall!” she wrote.

Is it true, with seven you get egg roll?

Tiffany Haddish Bitched Out a Reporter

A reporter at the Oscars had the audacity to ask Haddish about her “costume change” and he got a lesson in choosing the wrong word. “Um, I’m not wearing a costume, I’m wearing Dolce & Gabbana. It’s called an evening gown, darling,” Haddish told Entertainment Tonight’s Lauren Zima. She went on. “No one’s paying me for this, I’m paying for it. It’s custom. This is not an acting gig. This is my life. This what fame look like. This what success look like. This what money look like. This what it look like. It’s what it look like.”

It also looks like your 15 minutes are running out

Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet are Still Splittsville

“We’re not back together, we’re family … we have two beautiful children together,” he said. “We’re not getting back together, we’re family forever.” said Momoa when asked about the possibility of a rekindling.

So she’s available? Bad news for Jason, great news for someone else.

They Caught the Flash, and Arrested Him

Ezra Miller who plays the Flash in an upcoming DC movie, was arrested in Hawaii for disorderly conduct and harassment at a bar.

Maybe he can get the justice league to bust him out.

Betty White's Beachfront Estate for Sale

If you have $8 million and an interest in beachfront property in Cali as well as nostalgia for sitcoms, you could own the house Betty White lived in for forty years.

You might want to air it out.

Someone Paid $250k for the Tin Man's Oil Can

A prop from the Wizard of Oz just sold for a quarter of a million dollars.

It will cost you even more than that to fill it up with oil.

TRENDING & VIRAL

Digg Spotlights Comedian Who Comes Out Gunning For Portland, While in Portland

That’s no nameless comedian….that’s Stavy Baby

Via Digg.

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