It may not be ice skating season anymore but that’s ok, a roller skating rink is heading to Rockefeller Center. Inflation is as bad as the 70’s, so our pastimes should be as bad as well.

Read more at DNYUZ.

A giant drone army created a QR code in the sky of Austin to promote Halo. #KeepAustinCorporate!

Read more at the Hollywood Reporter.

Y’all… SXSW is absolutely insane.

Someone just put up scannable + clickable QR codes (they really work) over the city of Austin using Drones 😱

IG / Aprilz123#SXSW2022 #SXSW pic.twitter.com/tKgtYKmcKN

— Unofficial SXSW 2022 (@SXUnofficial) March 14, 2022

“Bing bong, New York City, your mayor’s on TikTok. Let’s get things done.,” says Eric Adams, grinning with some kind of brown healthy drink he made in his magic bullet.

Hope the next one is Eric letting Kyrie play.

Read more at NY Post.

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Good morning, TikTok! Grab your smoothie and make it a great week to GetStuffDone. #fyp #foryoupage #nyc

♬ original sound – Mayor Eric Adams

Clarence Thomas’ wife Ginny told a reporter that she went to the Stop the Steal Rally to support President Trump but says she did not participate in or condone any violence.

Isn’t it time that we got rid of the Supreme Court .

Read more at the daily beast.

As McDonalds prepared to pause operations in Russia, a man tried to stop them from closing by chaining himself to the restaurant in protest. “Closing down is an act of hostility against me and my fellow citizens!” he said.

You realize that there’s bigger problems in the Ukraine big boy?

Read more at Newsweek

Luka Safronov, son of the artist Nikas Safronov, handcuffed himself to the entrance of McDonald's. pic.twitter.com/WKjmPL9pgc

— NEXTA (@nexta_tv) March 13, 2022

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So that Brady ball that went for over $500k is now worth, by one auction expert, roughly $50k. But you’ll have a story forever of being a giant moron, and that’s worth almost as much.

Read more at TMZ.

The Wall Street Journal takes out their Blues Clues detective kit to show us all the evidence that was there all along, that Tom Brady’s retirement wasn’t real.

It was real until he found out Aaron Rodgers passed him to set the all time record for lifetime earnings.

Read more at WSJ.

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A judge has ruled to withhold all the records of Bob Saget’s death at the request of his family. And now here come the conspiracy heads.

Read more at the AP.

Records related to the investigation into Bob Saget's death won't be released, a judge in Florida ruled.

Saget's family requested to keep the information private after graphic videos and photos of his body were released by officials after his death.https://t.co/UHc7wGKhsi

— The Associated Press (@AP) March 14, 2022

Ms. Parton declined the RnRHoF Ballot, saying she doesn’t believe she’s earned that right.

You earned that right when you cured covid.

Read more at people.

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— Dolly Parton (@DollyParton) March 14, 2022

Mel asks, which Keanu Reeves movie made us all realize he’s a good actor?

Wait…we’ve decided he’s a good actor?

Read more at Mel Magazine.

When asked if Hip Hop will ever embrace the LGBTQ community, Rick Ross answered, “I believe hip-hop has already embraced it. Without a doubt. Yeah.”

Well at least as much as they’ve embraced the womens movement.

Read more at complex.

Katt had to end his show at the Municipal Auditorium ten minutes early after someone phoned in a bomb threat

That’s weird, Vos bombs everywhere and keeps doing the show.

Read more at wsmy.com

When Pete Davidson’s buddy Dave posted text messages and a photo of Davidson this weekend, fans noticed what seems to be a ‘Kim’ Tattoo on Pete’s chest.

That’s like picking out a snowflake in a snow bank.

Read more at ET Online.

Castmembers of the Full House reboot, Fuller House appeared at 90s Con and were asked if they would consider another reboot season without the show’s dad, now that Bob Saget passed away.

Dave Coulier joked, “Like, okay, we’ll do Fullest House,” adding that they would be on board. “I think we would in a heartbeat,” he said, with Andrea Barber (Kimmy) and Candace Cameron Bure (DJ) agreeing.

Sounds cold but where else they gonna go?

Read more at People.

The Stones are touring Europe and calling the tour Sixty in honor of the band’s sixtieth anniversary.

Tickets in Kiev are very cheap.

Read more at CNN.

This kid can go into MMA after this, there’s that.

Read more at Barstool.

It’s only game, why you have to be mad? pic.twitter.com/QNZ4dQ7OAQ

— Spittin' Chiclets (@spittinchiclets) March 13, 2022

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And if you reverse that somebody dies.

Read more at WSJ.

A new study shows that the most-fit are 33 percent less likely to develop Alzheimer’s disease.

Maybe they’ll forget when to eat.

Read more at Washington Post