Monday March 14 Daily Links
MONDAY 3.14
NEWS STORIES
Pfizer CEO Sez You Need A Fourth Shot
To stop Covid, the CEO of Pfizer says we all need a fourth shot. Don’t worry, we won’t get it. And then we can enter another lockdown just in time for football.
Dems Working to Move Iowa Out of First on the Voting Calendar
Everyone wants to change the order of the primaries, Iowa has held the drivers seat in elections for far too long. Democrats are working on a formula to determine the order of the states, and the current model would keep Iowa out of first.
Anything other than 50th would just be disappointing now.
Poutine Chain Has to Explain They Have Nothing to Do with Putin
Maison de la Poutine was getting plenty of complaints so they had to go on social media and explain that they have nothing to do with Vladimir Putin.
This is why it’s time to bring back Freedom Fries.
— La Maison de la Poutine (@MaisonPoutine) March 3, 2022
We've Lost Dozens of NYC Irish Bars In the Last 2 Years
The post estimates about 25 Irish bars have closed since 2020, largely due to Covid related problems- lockdown, decreased traffic, all the usual suspects.
Okay, well I guess that just leaves us with the 10,000 we have now.
Kyrie Still Can't Play in NY But He Can Buy a Ticket...So He Did
Sunday during the Nets’ home game against Knicks … Kyrie wasn’t on the court. But he was at the game, because in NY you can attend a sports event without a vax or mask now.
Life’s funny. Just when you thought he had the low road….boom. its the high road.
SPORTS
Brady is Back!
I guess he spent enough time with his family.
These past two months I’ve realized my place is still on the field and not in the stands. That time will come. But it’s not now. I love my teammates, and I love my supportive family. They make it all possible. I’m coming back for my 23rd season in Tampa. Unfinished business LFG pic.twitter.com/U0yhRKVKVm
— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) March 13, 2022
Wanted: Anyone Willing To Catch A Ball For Colin Kaepernick
Colin Kaepernick sent out a message to any professional route runners who wanna come work out with him. Half the XFL should be sliding into his DM’s right now.
Read more on Twitter.
For The past 5 years I’ve been working out and staying ready in case an opportunity to play presented itself. I’m really grateful to my trainer, who I’ve been throwing to all this time. But man, do I miss throwing to professional route runners.
Who’s working?? I will pull up
— Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7) March 13, 2022
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Dude Pays $518k For Brady's Final TD Ball Day Before He Unretires
A man paid $518,000 for Tom Brady’s final TD ball at auction ONE day before Tom announced he’s sick of his family and un-retiring. At best this is a tax write off at worst this man will never financially recover from this.
Naomi Osaka Wants Chance to Respond to Heckler During Match
After a heckler told Osaka “you suck” during a match, she stopped playing, and tearfully asked the chair ref for his mic.
Thank god there are no major tennis matches in philly.
Here's what disturbed Naomi Osaka. Naomi was in tears #IndianWells pic.twitter.com/LW16f9pZv4
— NoFirstName claycourtdal (@SMSTNS) March 13, 2022
Naomi Osaka asking chair umpire if she can borrow umpires mic to talk to the woman in the crowd. And her convo with supervisor. Naomi was crying #IndianWells pic.twitter.com/lehS7qi8EZ
— NoFirstName claycourtdal (@SMSTNS) March 13, 2022
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Razor Ramon is on Life Support
Scott Hall, also known in the WWE as Razor Ramon is on life support after complications from hip surgery. The hall of famer suffered three heart attacks after his replacement procedure.
Good luck to the bad guy.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Date Is Set For Pete Davidson's Flight To Space
Pete Davidson and five PAYING customers will be flying March 23rd into space thanks to Bezos’ Blue Origin. We better keep Kanye and Jake Busey nowhere near the launch site.
Power Of The Dog Wins Best Pic At The BAFTA and Critics Choice
Power Of The Dog picked up the big prize Best Picture at both award ceremonies this weekend. Neil Rosen is SEETHING right now.
Jane Campion Gives One Awkward Acceptance Speech
Jane Campion won best director at the Critics Choice Awards and gave a shout out to the Williams sisters and at the same time pointing out they “don’t play against the guys”. Serena’s reaction will live forever in GIF form.
Watch the clip on Twitter.
Here's the clip of Jane Campion's speech#CriticsChoiceAwards pic.twitter.com/pucAsmE2JF
— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) March 14, 2022
Pete Davidson Shares His Confrontational Kanye Texts
Through his friend and collaborator Dave Sirus, Pete Davidson shared a series of text messages between him and Kanye with social media. Pete goes through several stages in the four pages of screen shots- aggressive, taunting, understanding, and appealing to decency.
The tweets have been deleted, but you can see them below.
Nothing like seeing crazy talk to the insane.
Kanye West’s and Pete Davidson’s texts revealed ‼️😳 pic.twitter.com/HxPrt3Ohxh
— RapTV (@raptvcom) March 13, 2022
Why is Rod Stewart Filling Potholes?
The 77 year old rocker posted video of himself, shovel in hand, filling in potholes near his home because he’s having trouble getting his Ferrari in and out.
Thank god. Thought for a sec he was digging his own grave.
Rosalia Performs Chicken Teriyaki in Half of a Jacket on SNL
VIRAL & TRENDING
Buzzfeeders Share the BELOVED Movie Characters They Personally Hate
I call dibbs on everything Madea.
NY Times Shut Down the Wordle Archive
Wordle fans are freaking out because ever since the Times bought the game, wordlers have been waiting for the shoe to drop, expecting the paper to put the game behind their pay wall. They fear that the disappearance of the archive is a sign that their doomsday is coming.
Honestly…aren’t you bored of wordle yet? Trends come, but they also go. Move on.
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