Friday March 4, Daily Links
FRIDAY 3.4
NEWS STORIES
One Day You Will Trade Your iPhone for Metaverse Lenses
Apple tech geniuses are already working on a metaverse contact lens which would take over most of the functions your phone currently fills…and more.
Great. But will it help me to be able to see?
Mark Zuckerberg Says We'll Spend Our Whole Lives in the Metaverse Someday
The Facebook founder says humanity will leave reality behind us and just live and work and play in the metaverse.
Sounds like someone’s already left reality behind.
Creepy Kentucky Politician/Pharmacist Recants His Rant About Jewish Women and Sex
This guy started bad, and then doubled and tripled down on his offensive remarks about Jewish women. The Kentucky state rep starts with a bunch of nonsense about the day after abortion pill tying it to WW2 and the gas chambers. From there he said Jewish women don’t get cervical cancer and its because they don’t have sex with more than one partner in their lives.
Even Jackie Mason couldn’t pull off this bit.
Scientists Investigating MerMummy
A 300 year old mermaid/mummy thats about the size of your forearm was found 300 years ago in the pacific ocean. The half woman half aquatic creature is now being investigated by scientists from the Kurashiki University of Science and the Arts.
Don’t need scientists, just call Tom Hanks.
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Sean Penn Back in LA
The actor and filmmaker has made headliners for being in the Ukraine when war broke out. He was working on a documentary about the tensions between Russia and Ukraine. He’s home in LA now, but first he had to walk miles to the Poland border to get out of the country.
LA isn’t much safer.
Jerry Springer Admits To Hosting a Stupid Show
“I can’t think of anything more fun,” the TV host exclusively tells Page Six. “I mean, I never took it seriously. I always knew it was a stupid show. But it’s fun, and people enjoyed it,” he said.
Jerry, you’re being too easy on yourself. The show was way worse than stupid.
”Joy
The comedian who is 79 years old seemed remarkably okay after falling flat on her face on stage. She laughed off the fall with a joke, “Twenty-five years, that has never happened — who do I sue?!”
Aren’t you a little too old for slapstick?
Pam Anderson Will Tell All About Her Sex Tape
Not sure what’s left to tell, but after the success of the Hulu series about Pam and Tommy, Ms Anderson is ready for more. She’s making a documentary about her life with Netflix and she says she will finally tell the whole truth.
Can’t we just enjoy Seth Rogen’s version?
Pete Davidson is Going to Outer Space with Elon Musk
Sources say Pete is close to signing a contract to go to space on Blue Origin with Elon Musk.
Well that’s one way to hide from Kanye.
Teddi Mellencamp Spills That Big Brother Tea
Teddi shared that a lot of drama went down in the Celeb Big Brother House before cameras started rolling. And the said, she did her best to avoid Todrick at the finale.
Thought you said Big Brother was always watching?
VIRAL & TRENDING
Women of Web 3 Sing Twisted Sister Parody
What is a worse idea. Web 3 or this song
A decade ago, I sang this song on Broadway. Today I sing this song, surrounded by new friends, as a rallying cry for the women of web3. Together, we can accomplish anything. And have fun doing it! #WAGMI
PS Look for some fun cameos!
PPS Sorry for *language* at the end 🤣 pic.twitter.com/W9pYZmxwXz— randizuckerberg.eth (@randizuckerberg) February 28, 2022
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