Friday February 18: Daily Links
FRIDAY 2.18
NEWS STORIES
A Seal Rescued a Lost at Sea Boater
It’s a beautiful story. A man lost at sea encountered a harbor seal that kept nudging him to swim to safety.
The seal just wanted sex.
10,000 Pillows Prevented From Entering Canada
My Pillow Guy Mike Lindell, wanted to help out the cause and join the Canada trucker protest, so he tried to send a truck carrying 10,000 pillows and 1,000 bible pillows across the border and both he and his pillows were turned away.
Mike, Canada doesn’t even want one of your pillows.
SPORTS
Dick Butkus Speaks Out About Aaron Rodgers Split From Fiance
Dick Butkus is in early with the dad jokes. He says the rumors aren’t true, he was not responsible for Rodgers and Woodley breaking up.
Interesting so the breakup wasn’t over Dick?
for all of you who have asked
i am not the reason shailene woodley and @AaronRodgers12 have broken up— Dick Butkus (@thedickbutkus) February 17, 2022
Stafford to Pay Reporters Hotel Bills
Okay your wife had a great idea with this but you still look like a dick.
Read more at The Daily Beast
https://www.thedailybeast.com/rams-qb-matthew-stafford-to-pay-hospital-bills-after-walking-away-from-injured-photographer-kelly-smiley
Stephen A Pushing for Knicks Boycott
ESSPN’s First Take host is pushing for Knick’s fans to boycott the team, calling the franchise a National Disgrace. “Spike Lee shouldn’t even show up for the rest of the season. Tracy Morgan, don’t go, don’t go!” Smith said. “Nobody goes. You’re horrible. I’m so done with this team. You just STINK. All the excuses. I am officially embarrassed that there is video out of me saying last year talking about, New York, stand up.”
You realize that most of those tickets go to people who weren’t even fans?
Stefon Diggs Double Dipped for Valentines Day
Stefon Diggs allegedly spent Valentines Day by checking two of his lady friends into different rooms at the same hotel, and filling their fabulous rooms with flowers while he doubled down.
Some guys are just so romantic.
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Julia Fox Reacts To Uncut Jhammms
The actor seemed to have a sense of humor about the viral video, commenting on an Instagram Post “Omggggg I was stoned leave me alone!!!! Hahahahah with crying laughing emojis.
You really should get high before your movies.
Sleepless in Seattle Doesn’t Make Variety’s Top 14 Rom Coms of All Time
From The American President to Network (huh?), with many stops along the way, a list of 14 great movies that Variety dubbed the best of the best of the genre.
We knew that Woody Allen wouldn’t make the list, but no love for Tom Hanks? your list but Tom Hanks?
Watch Baz Luhrman’s Elvis Trailer
Maybe this one will get Tom Hanks a spot on the romcom list.
Nicole Kidman Vanity Fair Cover Has Some Clutching Pearls
Some on social media have reacted to Kidman’s cover shot with shock asking what the fuck? They feel her attire is too “sexy school girl” and that could be harmful toward the way people look at young girls.
Relax. She’s not a naughty school girl she’s a naughty 50 year old.
Nicole Kidman for Vanity Fair’s 2022 Hollywood Issue pic.twitter.com/CDpasAJBU6
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) February 17, 2022
Hadid Sisters Bare it All for Versace
This would look so much better without the handbag.
bella and gigi hadid for versace pic.twitter.com/DbQgqs9GnE
— bella archive (@ARCHIVE96s) February 16, 2022
Elon Musk Compares Trudeau to Hitlern
The tweet is now deleted, but Elon Musk was cocky enough to tweet a Hitler comparison and pissed off plenty of people. The photo of Hitler was captioned, “Don’t compare me to Justin Trudeau … I had a budget.”
Elon can we please leave the crazy to Kanye?
Does he think that deleting the tweet makes it go away? pic.twitter.com/RelNuU3fqJ
— Kharybdis (@Ejlamer) February 17, 2022
Robert Pattinson’s First Attempt at a Batman Voice Was Atrocious
Pattimson said he wanted to be different from the other Batmen, so instead of a gruff voice, he went whispery. It went poorly.
He should have done an Adam west impression.
VIRAL & TRENDING
What if Jack Dawson Cruised Titanic With a Cat Instead of Rose?
And if this was the movie, Jack would still be alive today.
Zillow Gone Wild Shares Ordinary House That Is Not Ordinary at All
This house is the mullet of real estate listings. Straightforward in the front, but wait till you get past the front door.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
LGBTQ Are Now 7% of the US Population
The percentage of US adults who identify as one of the letters has doubled since 2012.
Looks like Jews are outnumbered.
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