In a new book, Maggie Haberman says staff would find wads of paper clogging the toilet.

Do you mean toilet paper?

Read more at Axios.

Scientists have discovered that deer, specifically white tail deer can carry the omicron variant of corona virus. The could potentially give the virus more opportunities to mutate again.

Deer ticks just got a super power.

Read more at Deseret.

A geomagnetic space storm is expected to damage as many as four Space X Starlink Satellites.

This is literally first world problems.

Read more at cnbc.

In November 2020 after Trump lost the election, Trump lawyer Sydney Powell was certain her claims about the election were truthful. In new court filings, she’s downgraded her “release the Kraken” claims to “Millions of Americans believe the central contentions of the complaint to be true, and perhaps they are,” which many analysts are taking as an admission that they were not real.

When will she admit that Sydney Powell is not real.

Read more at vice.

The same Senatorial candidate who got high in a campaign ad is now burning confederate flags to make a point.

Glad he’s taking this run seriously.

Read more at mediate.

A one million dollar painting was vandalized by a guy who was at his first day on the job as a security guard and got bored.

It worked.

Read more at design taxi.

Super Bowl LVI is set to take place in Los Angeles this Sunday could be the hottest on record. Temperatures will be 20 degrees above normal, hitting the 90s which will easily beat the current record of 84 degrees in 1973.

Is it too late to book Nellie for halftime.

Read more at Washington Post.

And that’s because the military genius he wants to have dinner with is Adolph Hitler

The first course would be Gazpacho

Read more at mediate.

Truth in advertising includes Tits in advertising for Adidas, using 42 pairs of tits to demonstrate why their new bras understand womens’ needs.

They just became the favorite shoe brand of every 13 year old in America.

We believe women’s breasts in all shapes and sizes deserve support and comfort. Which is why our new sports bra range contains 43 styles, so everyone can find the right fit for them.

🔗 Explore the new adidas sports bra collection at https://t.co/fJZUEjvopQ#SupportIsEverything pic.twitter.com/CESqmsXOwI

— adidas (@adidas) February 9, 2022

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“I’m still thinking I’m in a dream because I can’t believe that they will let a real hip-hop artist grace the stage in an NFL Super Bowl,” Snoop said.

Was it also part of the dream to get sued for sexual assault?

Read more at billboard

This discount program just won’t die, no matter how many times you put it on life-support.

And forget those Marvel movies.

Still no Marvel.

Thrillist took all of Steven Spielberg’s movies and ranked them from worst to first.

Fans of Hook are gonna be pissed.

Read more at thrillist.

Seven-Person Brawl In A Bowling Ally is harder to deal with than a seven ten split.

This looks like the worlds worst hockey fight.

Read more at Barstool Sports

They never show the whole story . lol #dababy #Danileigh pic.twitter.com/iBtS459rCo

— T 🗣 (@iihustlee) February 10, 2022

The casting director for the Golden Girls said she heard Be a say “oh she’s a fucking cunt.”

Bea knew.

Read more at tmz.

Are they doing a musical version of showgirls.

Read more at pagesix.

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Wells Fargo Bank says Wendy is incapacitated and wants a Judge to determine whether she is capable of controlling her own affairs.

Britneys dad says he’s experienced and available.

Read more at Page Six.

Kids keep ending up in the hospital on Benadryl ODs because they saw someone do it on tiktok.

Can someone tell kids there are good drugs?

Read more at denvergazette.

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