Are they? Aren’t they? Sarah Palin is denying reports that she’s been dating ex NHL player Ron Duguay. She says they’re just friends.

Really? Cause anyone can understand having sex with her but can’t understand being friends with her.

Read more at People.

She’s a tetrachromat and has four color receptors in her retina while the rest of us only have three. This allows her to distinguish between 100 million colors. ‘I’m really just high on life and beauty,” she said.

And apparently LSD.

Read more at The Guardian

Former QB Garcia says he won’t apologize for his comments about Mina Kimes and he’s not sorry. He also believes his comments weren’t sexist. He had called her unqualified to critique QB Jimmy Garoppolo because she never played QB in the NFL.

“There was nothing sexist about what I had to say, outside of the fact, yes, women don’t play professional football, there are women that do participate in football, but had it been a man saying the same thing, I would have had the same response for that man who has never stood in the pocket, who has never delivered a touchdown pass, has never take a hit to the head while trying to make a play from within the pocket.”

He said he doesn’t owe anyone an apology for his beliefs and experience.

Then why did you delete the tweets?

Read more at NY Post

Halftime was a disaster, with the levels being WAY off.

Why can’t they play loud music when Romo is talking?

Someone at CBS forgot to check halftime show speaker levels… pic.twitter.com/aZ4b7eOAsZ

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) January 30, 2022

The mascot for the Nebraska Cornhuskers used to hold up the okay sign in the team logo, but ever since white supremecists started using that gesture as a symbol, its been uncomfy for Herbie. So the school is removing the hand gesture from their branding.

Husker fans however will continue to be white supremecists.

Read more at NY Post.

The awesome people of Cincinnati gave a hero’s welcome to the Bengals as they rolled back into town on Sunday night. Joe Burrow then slept with all of them. At the same time.

Watch the video on Twitter.

The boys are back. #AFCChamps @Local12 #Bengals pic.twitter.com/TDkUaQVZxX

— Alexa Helwig (@AlexaHelwig) January 31, 2022

He simply tweeted “Pain”. Well, it got a lot worse after that Josh, a defense stopped Mahomes unlike yours.

Here’s the Tweet in case you didn’t believe us,

Pain.

— Josh Allen (@JoshAllenQB) January 30, 2022

Deebo Samuel was the last 49er on the bench this weekend after the teams loss to the Rams. Either he was really sad or was dealing with a concussion.

Check it out on Twitter.

Deebo Samuel was the last remaining player on the 49ers’ bench pic.twitter.com/kJtNDbDuvM

— David Lombardi (@LombardiHimself) January 31, 2022

A dude on Fanduel correctly picked the final scores of both games this weekend, dropped $20 bucks in site credit on the bet and came out with $579k in winnings. He’ll now just lose it all on basketball games.

See the bet on Twitter.

The greatest bet of all time has been CONFIRMED. @FDSportsbook confirms this 29,000 to 1 long shot correct score parlay has hit and has been paid.

The customer placed it with a $20 site credit. pic.twitter.com/hAQJzPFlFs

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 31, 2022

It was a slow weekend at the movies this weekend, but Spider Man made its way back to the charts.

Back to #1? This is the Thriller of movies. #michaeljackson

Read more at AP News

Woody Allen’s 49th film, Rifkin’s Festival, opened in six theaters this weekend and brought in his lowest box office ever – $24,000. Can he get to movie #50? That’s the real question.

Read more at the Wrap.

The magazine said they can’t wait to see John Mulaney enter the Saturday Night Live five timers club next month when he is set to host for the fifth time. But there is no club, it was just a sketch that recurs, like any other successful SNL bit.

Will we be this excited when his rehab appearances join the five timer club?

Read more at People

The company says they want to improve, after several artists like Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, Nils Lofgren and Tom Scharpling left the platform. And Joe Rogan added late Sunday night that he will try to balance his booking better.

Great that fixes everything.

Read more at THR.

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As of this weekend, Michael Che surpassed former record holder, Seth Meyers for weekend update appearances. Only Jost has a longer record, as he joined Weekend Update before Che was offered the gig.

Here’s hoping he takes over Late Night, next.

Read more at Deadline

everything

There are no winners in snowblower fight club.

The Great Snow Blower War of 2022 @BarstoolNYC pic.twitter.com/1DBhyEpcO4

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) January 30, 2022

So….a 20 year old tv show talking about a 50 year old movie? Timely!

Via Digg

Bacon, turkey bacon, anything fried, potato chips, added sugar, any processed oils- grapeseed, soybean, canola, cottonseed, coin, vegetable oil, hydrogenated fats, (ie Oreos, crisco), refined carpbs- white bread, white rice, pasta, pastry, pizza

Breakfast sausage, Processed meat- hot dogs, deli, beef jerky, pepperoni,

In other words, everything you eat while watching a football game.

Read more at NY Post.