Bitcoin, and Etherium prices are plummeting causing havoc among crypto chasers.

And we expected it to last forever.

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Ketchup and Brown Sauce under the royal name!

Sir Kensington was last seen headed for the dungeon.

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A truck full of lab monkeys had an accident, and at least one monkey is still missing. Citizens were warned to stay away from the missing monkey if they come across it.

Just what we need. The opening scene from a reboot of the movie Outbreak.

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A thirtysomething couple made news for screaming racially motivated statements at a family on the LIRR and it was all caught on video. Now both of them have lost their jobs and been charged by police.

Forget about it Jake, it’s Long Island town.

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University of Rhode Island voted to revoke honorary degrees bestowed upon Flynn and Giuliani because they no longer represent the values deserving of the honor.

Seriously. What took you so long.

Read more at Yahoo

Teachers who talk to students about their gender identity or sexual orientation can be sued by parents in Florida thanks to a new bill.

This one a the exact opposite of sex education.

Read more at Insider

The Green Bay Packers had a total meltdown against San Francisco on Saturday night, losing 13-10. Aaron Rodgers future is now, yet again, in doubt with the Packers. Here’s some highlights:

The only Niners touchdown all night was from their special teams:

The Packers only had 10 men on the field on San Francisco’s game winning field goal:

And finally, we all need to be reminded of this moment. Thanks for all the meme’s this season, Aaron:

Oh, wait, Jimmy G now owns Green Bay:

The NFL’s worst special teams unit turned in one of the worst special teams performances in NFL playoff history … and appears to have had only 10 men on the field for the winning field goal. pic.twitter.com/bJvPtHYXkQ

— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) January 23, 2022

This will make you smile! 😂
“How disappointed are you that you will not be a 49er?”

“Not as disappointed as the 49ers will be that they didn’t draft me”

Aaron Rodgers is now 0-4 vs the 49er's in the postseason play!pic.twitter.com/p3FR8pntSd

— Sportsman Nate (@foursticks_nate) January 23, 2022

Jimmy Garoppolo has completed 17 total passes in 2 career playoff games against the Packers.

49ers are 2-0

— Andrew Siciliano (@AndrewSiciliano) January 23, 2022

Word is now if Brady loses Sunday this may be his last ride in the NFL. Maybe he just wants to focus on his clothing brand. Or maybe he just likes headlines.

Read more at CBS Sports.

Sean Payton has not committed to coming back to the Saints and those close to him don’t know what he’s going to do. His only hope is to recruit Rodgers so he can lose in the playoffs one last time.

Read more at NFL.com.

Sports legend Dick Butkus is coming for you, no matter who you are. He’s verified on Twitter and taking shots.

You know there’s a mean grandson behind this.

Rad more at deadspin.

now that i have the blue mark i can kick people off of the platfrom right

you hear me @AaronRodgers12

— Dick Butkus (@thedickbutkus) January 21, 2022

sorry you are still trapped in a kids body

— Dick Butkus (@thedickbutkus) January 21, 2022

Each sack had nine cats,

Each cat had nine kits:

Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,

How many were there going to St Ives?

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Here’s a fun fact – Josh Allen has not lost a toin coss this season. Patrick Mahomes just shit himself.

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A high schooler has started a petition to move the Super Bowl to a Saturday and has gotten 80k signatures so far. He just needs 9,920,000 more and the NFL will still ignore him.

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Screw flesh and blood human women – now you can buy NFT’s of cartoon girls that you have exclusive access to nudes of. The future is now!

Read more at Mel Magazine.

The Weeknd has toppled the Spotify record previously held by Justin Bieber making him the new prince of pop.

Everybody’s working for the Weekend

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Idol winner Caleb Johnson says he knows Meat Loaf would want his band to keep touring. Johnson just happens to sing with that very same band.

What a surprise. The one thing that loaf would still want was you to get paid

Read more at TMZ

After Adele abruptly cancelled her Vegas shows, fans gathered to sing the songs themselves.

Well somebody’s got to sing them.

Read more at USA Today

Marc Cuban has launched an online pharmacy that sells generic drugs at low, low, price and promises full transparency. Can’t wait ’til there’s a generic version of fentanyl.

Read more at Forbes.

EVERYTHING

A new poll found that over sixty percent of democrats believe Trump may be indicted by the first of April.

Love the optimism, but just be prepared for yet another April fools joke.

Read more at mediate.