Saturday January 22: Daily Links
SATURDAY 1.22
NEWS STORIES
Peloton To Halt Production Of Their Bikes And Treadmills
No one wants Peloton’s anymore so they’re gonna stop making them ’til they sell the ones already made. Thanks Sex And The City.
French Cannibal Escaped and Attacked Again
Jeremy Rimbaud is a real life Hannibal Lechter. He was imprisoned for killing an elderly farmer and cooking his heart and tongue with white beans. He just escaped from a psych ward and attacked a woman walking her dog..
Artie Hammer is hoping to play him in the movie.
Brian Laundrie Admitted He Killed Gabby Petito
The FBI has revealed that Brian Laundrie confessed to killing his girlfriend in his notebook before he killed himself.
And he would have gotten away with it too if he hadn’t written it down in a waterproof notebook.
Cuomo Aide Deletes Bitchy Tweet
Andrew Cuomo’s top aid, Melissa DeRose tweeted, and deleted a victim shaming tweet aimed at Cuomo’s accusers.
Stand by your man….
Driverless Trucks Ready to Go in Texas
A few more tests are all that stands between unmanned trucks and the road in Texas.
It sounds scary but remember this. A driverless truck can’t shoot you .
Putin Secret Palace!
Almost 500 photos of an alleged secret swinging pad belonging to Vladimir Putin leaked online and showed a stripper room, and an ice rink.
If you look closely, you’ll see a full collection of VHS tapes from Socialists Gone Wild.
SPORTS
Shaq Would Lay Hands on Kyrie
Shaquille O’Neal says if he was a teammate of Kyrie Irving, he’s lay hands on him for not being vaccinated.
Stop it Shaq. Nobody wants to see dummy vs Goliath.
Penny Hardaway Goes on F-Bomb Spree
After losing to SMU, the Memphis Coach threw a lot of fucks at the media. “This media gets kinda f*cked up sometimes when it comes to me,” Hardaway said. “We don’t have our full roster, Y’all know we don’t have our full roster. Stop asking me stupid f*cking questions about if I feel like I can do something. If I had my roster like they did, then I feel like I can do whatever I want to do. I’m coaching really hard. My boys are playing really hard. I’m not embarrassed about nothing!
“Stop disrespecting me, bro. Don’t do that,” Hardaway continued to berate the reporter. “I work too f*cking hard. I work way too hard for that. Y’all write all these f*cking articles about me and all I do is work.”
This is why little penny can’t find work.
Dak Fined 25K For Comments About Refs
The NFL has decided to fin Dak Prescott $25k for what he said about the refs following the Cowboys loss last week. How will he ever recover financially from this.
Read more on Twitter.
Dak Prescott has been fined $25,000 for his postgame comments related to the game officials, per source.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 20, 2022
Eli Manning Discovered a Dinosaur at The Rocks House
Let’s not act like Eli’s a detective. It’s hard to miss a giant Dino skeleton when you’re posing right in front of it.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Netflix Getting Hammered For Not Enough New Subs
Netflix came way under expectation on new subs in 2021 and their stock price has taken a massive hit. Only Stranger Things season’s 4,5 and 6 can save them.
The M&M's Are About To Get More Inclusive
The M&M’s company just announced they’re updating their candy characters to have “more nuanced personalities to underscore the importance of self-expression and power of community through storytelling.” Finally, we’ve ALL been waiting for the NUANE of commercial candy cartoons to step it the fuck up.
Pete Davidson, Colin Jost and The Stand Converting a Ferry Into a Club
Pete and CJ paid less than $300,000 for a retired Staten Island Ferry and plan to convert the boat into a floating comedy club.
Oddly they were called Staten Island ferries in high school.
Rosie O’Donnells Topless Instagram Post Goes Viral
Well she’s not exactly topless, her Rosie O’Donnel Barbie doll did.
Is that what they call unclickbait?
Bernie Sanders Mittens Are Selling Big Again
It’s one year since Bernie’s mittens became the biggest meme of 2021 and sales are up up up.
We’re still smitten with the mitten.
VIRAL & TRENDING
Internet Freaked Out By Weird Pizza Topping
An old tiktok is trending after viewers noticed this woman spooning sugar on her Hawaiian Pizza.
So what, California Pizza Kitchen has been doing this for years.
@urfavsnobunni
Dude Fights Off a Bear to Save His Dog
Holy Shit that was scary!
Remember when bears just wanted picnic baskets.
Guy fights off a bear trying to get his dogs…Holy Crap! 😳😬🤯🐻 pic.twitter.com/Rws5W1wLbR
— Fred Schultz (@FredSchultz35) January 21, 2022
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
CDC Map Shows 25% of Americans are Too Lazy
Wow! We must be improving! USA!
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