Nathan Grills (not to be confused with Nathan’s Grill) is defending the Astra Zeneca vaccine by saying you are 200 times more likely to die from aspirin than the covid vaccine.

Ok great. Now I’m afraid. Of aspirin.

Read more at mediaite.

They aren’t saying how many members of the rail police force were laid off but some of them lost their jobs just before this crime wave took off.

You don’t think…..

Read more at lataco.

The Wharton Business School students were asked what they think the average American makes and they thought a quarter of the population made six figures, and one student said $800k. They must have misheard the question and thought they were being asked about their parents.

Read more on Twitter.

I asked Wharton students what they thought the average American worker makes per year and 25% of them thought it was over six figures. One of them thought it was $800k. Really not sure what to make of this (The real number is $45k)

— Nina Strohminger (@NinaStrohminger) January 20, 2022

The Biden administration released a video pushing all their accomplishments one year in office and they got Tom Hanks to narrate it. It worked for the Cleveland Guardians, why not the American government.

Watch the video at Axios.

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There’s nothing wrong with my mental health, said Antonio Brown among increasing concerns for his psychological well being.

Well you’re the expert.

Read more at TMZ

Robert Griffin III and wife posted a workout video on Instagram to the Cha Cha Slide.

This is the biggest news of 2012

Read more at NY Post.

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NFL ratings over wild card weekend are up over 21% from last year.

Guess people like to watch a game that has an audience.

Read more at apnews.

The upcoming Batman movie will clock in at almost three hours, which is the length of two entire standard films.

Do we really need more than zero minutes?

Read more at The Hollywood Reporter.

The Academy can have Gervais as the host of their next Oscars Award ceremony, and they won’t even have to pay him. There’s a catch though, they have to let him say anything they want.

Would he zoom in to that too?

Read more at Mediate.

Disney is developing a live action version of the Aristocats!

Sounds fun but I don’t trust Gilbert got fried to keep it clean.

Read more at Deadline.

Seems KG3 still holds a grudge against Andy Cohen for getting her New Years Eve gig.

It’s one day a year hon. Why don’t you focus on the other 364.

Read more at mediaite.

What? How? When?

Get ready to see an old man lick a pole.

Read more at THR.

The singer says his ex banned him from having girls from backstage, and he has listened to that advice since 1991.

Little ditty about Cuck and Diane.

Read more at foxnews.

While reporting a water main break tweet a newscaster disappeared from the screen after being hit by a car mid broadcast. She yelled that she was fine, and kept on keeping on.

Finally, news that isn’t fake.

"We're good, Tim." pic.twitter.com/9kn2YElDLK

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) January 20, 2022

This is as Goldblum as it gets- Jeff Goldblum watches, dissects, rates and even mimics others doign Jeff Goldbum impressions.

How do you do a caricature of a character watching a character?

Via Digg.

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