Even Auckies aren’t immune from the post covid insanity. The NZ PM was in a car chase by anti vax protestors.

We haven’t forgot all that humble bragging about how you guys handled Covid so much better than everyone else.

Read more at The Guardian

The Pope told parents they should not condemn their kids if they have different sexual orientations. He added that the church can support civil union laws even if same sex marriage was off the table.

Now you say it?

Read more at Reuters

Glow globes and rocks that play sound are just a few of the offerings coming from Anxiety tech companies that promise to help solve your anxiety problems.

How much is the snake oil?

Read more at Washington Post

The internet loves to talk about fast food secret menu items that you can order even though they’re not on the official list of items for sale. So McDonalds is embracing the trend by offering four hacks including one that combines a Big Mac, chicken and filet of fish into a Land Air and Sea sandwich.

Yeah. Hack is the right world.

Read more at fox5ny.

Mcdonalds done lost they minds 💀 pic.twitter.com/0icnDHiYEE

— that arby’s nigga (@ClitPizza) January 27, 2022

Russia just said that war is unacceptable and they’ll be meeting the Ukraine in Paris in the next couple of weeks. They must have remembered they are not the USSR anymore.

Read more at the Guardian.

A mod of Reddit’s r/antiwork went on Fox News, was mocked out, then started banning people in the sub afterwords and they ended up shutting it down. It’s back up now and the mods agreed they will not do any more press. So the mods are going to do less work? This tracks.

Read more at Digg.

Statement /r/Antiwork from antiwork

It took just 24 hours for thousands of KC Chiefs fans to raise money for a charity named after Josh Allen’s grandmother after the Chiefs beat the Bills in OT

Okay so why don’t your cities get a room and continue this love fest in private.

Read more at people.

An incredible $178,000 from over 9800 donors has been donated in just over 24 hours from #ChiefsKingdom Thank you all! These donations help the ongoing need and ensure our team has the tools, training and programs to care for the kids in WNY ❤️ pic.twitter.com/wWXvDXxjXF

— Oishei Children's Hospital (@OCHBuffalo) January 26, 2022

Big Ben is officially done with the NFL, he’s retired. And then Big Rape started trending right after his announcement. When Peyton retired, Big Head trended which indicates a slightly different legacy.

https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Big%20Rape%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends

Word is the Bills kicker wasn’t in the huddle when the decision was made to squib the kick off with thirteen seconds left against the Chiefs so he just kicked a touchback. The Bills need to stay away from kicking altogether, never works out for them.

Watch it all on Tik Tok.

@cover_1_

The #Bills coaches failed

♬ original sound – Cover 1

Early projections are showing that there will be even more 49ers fans at the game in LA this Sunday then there were when these teams last met. Not sure if Stafford or his wife are going to be more pissed about this.

Read more at KNBR.

Brett Favre doesn’t see Rodgers returning to the Packers next season and has said as much. Rodgers will hopefully follow in Favre’s footsteps and get exposed for sending a butthole pic to an assistant coach.

Read more at Bleacher Report.

Trans contestant Amy Schneider seemed unstoppable but after 40 consecutive wins and winnings totalling $1,382,800, its over.

On the plus side, now you can stop cringing at dinner every night hearing all your elderly relatives tell you how confused they are.

Read more at NY Times

She’s a modern mouse, and a modest mouse and from now on she’ll be sporting a pantsuit instead of that silly dress.

Tucker’s right. They’re trying to take away our cartoon characters’ fuckability.

Read more at NY Post

Stella McCartney has designed Minnie Mouse's very first pantsuit, and it's gorgeous 😍 #DisneylandParis30 pic.twitter.com/jKSckBji36

— Disneyland Paris EN (@DisneyParis_EN) January 25, 2022

Schumer created, directed, produced and stars in a new Hulu series, Life & Beth. Violet Young will play her character’s younger teenage self. Michael Rapapport will play her father. In the series Beth has a perfect life, but everything changes when an incident forces her to confront her younger life.

Wasn’t it 5 minutes ago that Amy Schumer was a teenager?

Read more at Deadline

A new trailer dropped for a new Netflix show thats full of stars and is going to be 100% improvisation.

Murderville. It’s located somewhere between Larrydavidtown and Chrisguest City.

Male nudity in movies is hot hot hot. Untidy in movies used to always mean women but now the boys are baring it all. Bradley Cooper and Benedict Cumberbatch both when full nude in Oscar nominated films this year and thats just the tip of this iceberg.

Don’t get too excited. 95 percent is still done for the joke. Dicks are hilarious.

Read more at WSJ

Andrew had filed documents requesting a jury in the trail alleging he sexually abused Virginia Guffre.

First they need to find 12 billionaires from a royal family for the jury of his peers.

Read more at CNN

Culkin is marrying his girlfriend Brenda Song, after the birth of their first child.

He promises never to leave the kid home alone. Ba-dum-bum.

Read more at People

The Yellow M&M is Aladdin Sane

M&Ms, ever evolving are releasing some album inspired packaging and the Yellow M&M is cosplaying as Bowie.

How current.

Read more at design taxi.

David Bowie, Kacey Musgraves, H.E.R., Rosalia Featured in New M&M’s ‘Album Art’ Packs Series https://t.co/nSWG18x65B

— Variety (@Variety) January 25, 2022

It wasn’t enough to get naked on the Gram, Britney wants to show us EVERYTHING, so now she’s sharing X-rays.

Inside Nudes. It’s the most intimate you can get.

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In every celebrity couple, there’s one who is the superstar. Buzzfeed wants to know who you think is more famous in these celeb-couples.

Let’s see them do the Obamas

Read more at buzzfeed

How meta. Hope someone got a pic of her taking the picture of him taking her picture.

I took a pic of Mark Ruffalo on the subway while he was taking pics of my 👠👠…which he then posted on Insta https://t.co/ReB9gl9Zca pic.twitter.com/alaKKq1p5U

— Isabel Sandoval (@Isabelvsandoval) January 26, 2022

Is the drummer/drum sound on Desire the best drummer/drum sound to have ever been recorded?

Great question but can you find a better word than drummer drum sound?

Is the drummer/drum sound on Desire the best drummer/drum sound to have ever been recorded?

— Tim Heidecker (@timheidecker) January 24, 2022

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