“I’ll help you .Put a period after jesus and don’t question my faith,” Crenshaw snapped at the ten year old to the dismay of the crowd.

Look me in my eye when you’re talking to me.

Don’t go Clint Eastwood on a kid

Dan Crenshaw got humiliated by a 10-year-old girl pic.twitter.com/lLy4XSHkdU

— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) January 18, 2022

Farmers rescued a baby Eagle and needed to feed it, but didn’t want it to imprint on humans. So they used a hand puppet of an Eagle.

WTF? It’s a baby not an idiot

Via Digg.

Canadian trucker’s organized a slow down on the Canadian/American border to protest their countries vaccine mandates. If you look at an ariel map you’d see a wave of Lot Lizards approaching the area from the north.

Read more at CDlIfe.

Canada, camionisti contro l'apartheid sanitario bloccano tutte le corsie direzione sud verso Stati Uniti e traffico direzione nord proveniente da Stati Uniti. Traffico paralizzato. Ottima protesta. pic.twitter.com/lVrnSINKSZ

— RadioGenova (@RadioGenova) January 18, 2022

Vanity Fair did a deep dive on the history of PornHub and its CEO’s giant mansion in Montreal burning down right before it was completed being built. Some say he did it for insurance, some say it was the Montreal mob. It was the house that cum built and fire burnt.

Read more at Vanity Fair.

Carharrt has a vax mandate for their employees and now the anti-vaxxers are losing it and calling for a boycott of the company. Duluth Trading Company has never had a better day.

Read more at Newsweek.

Louisiana Dem who is running for Senate smoked a big ole blunt in a campaign ad. Gary Chambers is running on the platform that we waste resources criminalizing weed, and that black people are four times more likely to be arrested for violating marijuana laws than white people.

Sadly five mins after it’s released he was arrested for marijuana

Read more at mediaite.

Some people will mock this ad, but marijuana legalization is an 80-20 issue nationally, with 60-40 support for recreational use. Republicans support recreational use 47-40. https://t.co/GNhThsnt8d https://t.co/uj0EOdFqFk

— Nick Baumann (@NickBaumann) January 18, 2022

Crocodile meat is low fat, high protein and as they say, it tastes like chicken so many in Thailand are turning to the game meat to replace overpriced pork.

How much is a croc chop?

Read more at Vice

The NFL is expected to finally respond to Gruden’s lawsuit he filed after being fired from the Raiders. They’re expected to try to get the whole thing tossed. But what will happen is Dan Snyder will have Gruden assassinated.

Read more at Pro Football Talk.

Kyrie was getting heckled by Cav’s fans and responded “Got y’all a championship, and you motherfuckers still ungrateful.” At least they didn’t bring up his vax status.

Watch the video on Twitter.

Kyrie Irving to heckling fans: “Got y’all a championship, and you motherf*ckers still ungrateful.”

(via TT/_willswish, h/t @ComplexSports)

pic.twitter.com/RRkDNvZx5F

— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) January 18, 2022

Browns lineman Malik McDowell has been arrested after he charged at a deputy at full speed, naked near a learning center in Florida.

Oh I’m sorry officer I really thought you were Ben Roethlisberger

Read more at Fox News

Brown attended a Lakers game and must have hated seeing all those athletes get all the attention to he jumped on a railing and drummed up some love for himself.

Careful Antonio, people will think you’re nuts.

Read more at TMZ.

Brown attended a Lakers game and must have hated seeing all those athletes get all the attention to he jumped on a railing and drummed up some love for himself.

Careful Antonio, people will think you’re nuts.

Read more at TMZ.

The lead singer of u2 revealed that he cringes when he hears his own band on the radio. “I do think U2 pushes out the boat on embarrassment quite a lot, and maybe that’s the place to be as an artist — you know, right at the edge of your level of embarrassment.”

Imagine how your fans feel.

Read more at Mediaite.

Amy was never a vain person, but now that she’s 40 and has given birth, she felt like enjoying a little plastic surgery to tighten things up. And she says, she’s very okay about the whole thing.

Amy, have you thought about writing some jokes?

Read more at huffpost.

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Matt Lauer made the cut in a 70th Anniversary Today Show commemorative video but Billy Bush was left out, and he’s pissed. According to a source, “Billy was livid they included everyone except him,. When they chose to include Matt Lauer — who was accused of anally raping a young staff member while on a work trip — but chose not to include Billy, you know something is very wrong.” Bush worked at the Today show for 2 months before he was fired over the “grab them by the pussy” scandal.

You have no one to be mad at but yourself. And trump.

Read more at Business Insider

Nostalgia is at a peak for millennials of a certain age, and the When We Were Young Fest is tapping into that with Avril Levigne, My Chemical Romance, Jimmy Eat World, Paramour and more.

This sounds like a gathering of the sad dad bands.

Read more at barstool

🖤When We Were Young Fest🥀

Register now for Presale that starts Friday, January 21st, 10 AM PT. All tickets start at $19.99 down https://t.co/KUp7CwEQEV pic.twitter.com/mG5jQPsBm8

— When We Were Young (@WWWYFest) January 18, 2022

Brian Chesky says he plans to work remotely and stay in a new rental every two weeks, that is assuming he gets accepted by those renters.

Who do you think you are? Tim dillon?

Read more at Forbes

Does Zoloft come in child doses?

One of my favourite kids was on the news tonight in Toronto and I have officially died. I’m dead. The name plate alone. Gold. pic.twitter.com/3XNs27oHoh

— Meaghan Derynck (@MeaghanDerynck) January 18, 2022

Karen’s seriously hangry. Someone get her a snickers.

Woman gets arrested after LOSING IT on a waiter who asked if she was done with her meal. pic.twitter.com/P4fJPB8CG3

— Karen (@crazykarens) January 18, 2022

Reddit has gathered a list of websites that are not a waste of your time and will be helpful for things like, avoiding paywalls, summarizing terms of service, hearing radio from around the world, and others.

This is like tiktok for websites

Read more at reddit.

Happy National Popcorn Day everyone! Celebrate by eating 10 pounds of popcorn and passing out covered in butter and salt.

Get the deets at National Day Calendar.

Read more at national day calendar

Watch Elon promise self driving cars are coming “next year” every year since 2014. And this guy’s gonna get us to Mars?

Watch the cut on YouTube.