The guy bought a 17 year old an AR-15 that was used to kill a man, He got a plea deal to plead no contest to a non criminal violation.

Its good to be a white guy

Read more at usatoday.

A guy in Indianapolis was worried about getting tickets to see Doja Cat so he made a bomb threat to jump the line.

Who knew TJ Miller liked Doja Cat so much?

Read more at Indystar.

Jon Reyes posted a photo on IG watching his wife shovel out their driveway, after she finished her 12 hour shift at a hospital. He wrote that he should make her breakfast.

Make her a basket of muffins… and iron her dress too.

Read more at TMZ.

Even after a 12 hour night shift at the hospital last night, my wife still has the energy to shovel the driveway. God bless her and all our frontliners. Time to make her some breakfast. 🙏🏽 pic.twitter.com/91vahySLqO

— Jon Reyes (@jonreyes204) January 8, 2022

A large group of people were stranded when a huge chunk of ice they were standing on broke lose and carried them off. They had to be rescued.

What a bunch of iceholes.

Read more at CNN.

According to a new docu-series, in letters written to a psychologist, the BTK Killer described himself as “a good person who did some bad things” – like torturing and murdering 10 people. This is like porn for Murderinos.

Read more at the Daily Mail.

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Diggs showed off his custom “Thank you for being a friend cleats” before the game this weekend. He really loved Betty White.

A little late aren’t you dude?

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A trans swimmer from Yale come out on top beating a trans swimmer from Penn in the womens 100 Meter relay.

But since they’re both Millennials, they each got a trophy.

Read more at outkick.

The Jags fans promised a big clown-out to show that they all support firing the team’s GM but pretty much everyone who dressed up is in this Tweet.

That’s it? The circus has more clowns.

And don’t you feel stupid dressing like that when your team wins?

Circus up! #dtwd #duuuval pic.twitter.com/pC7FdNYY2N

— Bonnie Upright, APR (@bonnieupright) January 9, 2022

Woodstock creator and producer Michael Lang died on Saturday, after a battle with cancer.

Guess heaven needed one great music festival and two not so great music festivals.

Read more at People.com.

Fleiss is flying the coop after someone shot one of her pet parrots with a pellet gun in December. Its goodbye Pahrump Nevada, hello Missouri!

Just remember Heidi, it’s the show me state not the blow me state.

Read more at apnews.

If the pandemic doesn’t fuck it all up, it looks like MJ, the Michael Jackson musical could be a huge hit.

Great job Vito.

Read more at Showbiz411.

No Way Home has now raked in $1.53B world wide.

Congratulations Chris from Brooklyn on your excellent prediction that Superhero movies are toast.

Read more at deadline.

Alec Baldwin shot a video in his car to let us all know that he’s cooperating with everyone to get to the bottom of the shooting death he was involved with. This is one weird Cameo.

Watch his video on Twitter and read more at the New York Post.

Alec Baldwin says the only way to honor Halyna Hutchins is to find out “the truth”. Baldwin said HE is “demanding” the sheriff investigate to find out “what really happened.” pic.twitter.com/E0IJ0WI3jF

— Emily Miller (@emilymiller) January 8, 2022

Demi Lovato just got out of rehab and has decided to get a tattoo of a spider on the side of their head. Next week they’re gonna get some spiderwebs on the elbows to complete the set.

Read more at Page Six.

Autofellatio Porn is a thing on Only fans? People pay good money to watch men blow themselves?

The only guy I want to see do this is Paul Feig

Read more at melmagazine.

Why isn’t this headline “over half of human beings live outside this circle”?

Scientists say it’s no coincidence that there was less lightning during lockdown. The decrease coincided with a drop in humans emitting aerosols while everyone was in quarantine.

Also, why should lighting show up if no one is going to see it?

Read more at abcnews.