New Yorks new Mayor is already getting busy, helping citizens of the city. On his way to work on January 1st, he witnessed and reported an assault to 911.

Welcome to ny bitch.

Read more at NBC.

Miley lost her top while on stage, but she recovered it like a pro and kept going.

She has the cool confidence of a fighter pilot.

Is this a promo? Thanks Andy Cohen, but somebody already perfected the nature boy.

This has been my andddddddetorial. Thaaaaaaaank hyew

Read more at dailymail.

Andy Cohen just dragged Bill DeBlasio up and down 7th Avenue #CNNNYE pic.twitter.com/5m1DEVvZwx

— Wes Reynolds (@WesReynolds1) January 1, 2022

everything

Thank god the coach didn’t also force him to down a sixxer.

Read more at AP

Marjorie Taylor Green has been perma-banned on Twitter for sharing Covid-19 misinformation. Check her out on Trump’s Truth Network if you want to read the ravings of a troll.

Check it out on Twitter.

#BREAK Twitter has permanently suspended Marjorie Taylor Greene's account @mtgreenee for repeatedly sharing Covid-19 misinformation, the company said in a statement this morning.

Greene still has access to @RepMTG. pic.twitter.com/f80BN7h0Jm

— Donie O'Sullivan (@donie) January 2, 2022

With the latest surge, the NBA and NFL have decided they can’t afford to keep up their tough stance on vaccinations.

It’s good to be the king.

Read more at the atlantic.

The rapper showed up to club E11EVENin Miami so close to midnignt thathis introduction blew right through the midnight countdown. So he sang P.I.M.P. and di the countdown a little late.

I like to ring in the new year at 12:04

Read more at Pagesix.

Guess this kid really loves football, which is so much more important than where you ge drafted in the NFL.

Read more at Pro Football Talk.

This is hilarious watching Dulce Sloan shock the shit out of Don Lemon at midnight on CNN by talking about her no-broke-dick resolution. Don claims he doesn’t know what brokedick means.

Come on Don you know brokedicks. Like Andrew Cuomo.

So @CNN really had @dulcesloan and @donlemon discussing broke dick after the ball drop last night? Hopefully the ladies needing to hear their message we’re tuned in, but I don’t think so pic.twitter.com/Opoid0sJzu

— Dante (@DanteTheDon) January 1, 2022

On Instagram, Sir Paul made a playful little video introducing his new band, Linstrom. They’re a heavy metal folk music act, consisting of 4 artists and a boozy manager. But they all look kind of famliar.

Isn’t this the Coming Up video from 1981?

Read more at tmz.

Paul McCartney’s 2022 New Year’s Day Instagram Story: pic.twitter.com/h33zvR57Cr

— The Beatles (@BeatlesEarth) January 1, 2022

Ive got chills. They’re multiplying

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Arnett will replace Armie in Taika Waititi’s Next Goal Wins.

I hope he doesn’t cannibalize this role.

Read more at THR.

What do do about JK. She’s so controversial but there’s money on the table in the Harry Potter biz. So the creator of the whole thing wasn’t in HBOs 20th anniversary reunion special for the films. But they did include clips of her from 2019, back when she was a little less vocal with unpopular opinions.

They also snuck in Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein.

Read more at tmz.

Mediaite was nice enough to put together a list of 10 media personalities canceled in 2021. Here’s to 2022 where they can all end up on Newsmax.

Read the list on Mediaite.

This dude on Twitter thinks that Pete Davidson is what Beetlejuice looked like before he died.

Or….maybe like minutes after.

Pete Davidson is what I imagine Beetlejuice looked like when he was alive. #MileysNewYearsEveParty pic.twitter.com/GJk8ofBi8J

— Matt Reinstetle (@stetle) January 1, 2022

A South Korean report found that over 100 cats caused house fires in the last three years by turning on the stove.

Also they smoke crack

Read more at NY Post.

A combination of rifampicin, resveratrol appears to cure dementia. One drug actually cures dementia and the other stops the first drug from destroying your liver.

The only thing they haven’t figured out yet is how to get the patients to remember to take it.

Read more at Studyfinds.