Bill DiBlasio is giving NYC businesses three weeks to implement a vaccine mandate for in-person employees, with the option for weekly testing for unvaccinated employees.

Man Date? Wow is NYC liberal!

Read more at CBS Local

Today @NYCMayor and I announced major new vaccine policies ⬇
1. A vaccine mandate for private-sector workers. The mandate, which will take effect on December 27, will apply to roughly 184,000 businesses. More guidance coming next week for businesses. 🧵

— Commissioner Dave A. Chokshi, MD (@NYCHealthCommr) December 6, 2021

The California Republican is resigning from Congress effective this month. He’s leaving because he got an offer he said he couldn’t refuse- to head up Trump’s new media company.

Good plan. Hey, what happened to the guy who took the job running Trump Steaks?

Read more at Mediaite.

So sweet. Just like the kid at Oxford high.

Guess who came in to receive his Concealed Handgun Permit today? 🎅

Did you know the El Paso County Sheriff's Office has issued 49,750 Concealed Handgun Permits with another 2,560 awaiting to be issued?

For more info please visit our website: https://t.co/AbGrPigOUZ pic.twitter.com/ELmffXcfjA

— EPCSheriff (@EPCSheriff) December 3, 2021

It’s water, but it’s not just water. It’s manly water. Some say toxically male water.

Everyone knows real men drink from the faucet.

Read more at Eater.

everything

These guys thought they were at a hockey game.

Read more at Huffington Post

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cfl-playoff-fans-fight-players_n_61ae386de4b044a1cc2698c0

WATCH: Things got heated at the Toronto Argos VS. Hamilton Tiger Cats game earlier after a Ticats fan allegedly spit his beer into a players face. pic.twitter.com/PPTjzukmAG

— 6ixBuzzTV (@6ixbuzztv) December 6, 2021

So now we know what Tom’s been chasing. And we know he will not stop until he gets it. Great.

Read the quote on Twitter.

Tom Brady might have retired years ago if the Patriots had won Super Bowl XLII. 👀 pic.twitter.com/UmEnhXDC4t

— theScore (@theScore) December 2, 2021

Bill Belichick might not be the cleanest human but he sure know how to write a gameplan.

Watch the clip on Twitter.

David Letterman’s reaction to Bill Belichick being nasty on the sidelines lol pic.twitter.com/MFhbM45yfS

— gifdsports (@gifdsports) December 7, 2021

Medina Spirit, the horse that won the Kentucky Derby before the legitimacy of the win was called into question, has died. Trainer Bob Baffert says the horse had a heart attack immediately after completing a workout on Monday.

He died like he lived. With a snout full of drugs.

Read more at NY Post.

At the premiere for his new movie, Don’t Look Up, Jonah Hill showed up in a blue Gucci suit and no shirt, giving everyone a look at his chest tattoo of a clipper ship.

Little young for a midlife crisis.

Read more at Page Six.

Jonah Hill shows off chest tattoo at 'Don't Look Up' premiere https://t.co/MgwtD02DwM pic.twitter.com/8wHLERXFDr

— Page Six (@PageSix) December 7, 2021

Smollet testified at his trial that he did drugs with his alleged attacker and masturbated with him in bathhouses.

Those are really fun attackers. Now that’s a man date we can all get behind.

Read more at vice.

This spring, the Netflix Comedy Festival will take over Los Angeles, and Dave Chappelle will be the main attraction.

So now we have to wait until April to hear an attack on Trans people?

Read more at Yahoo.

Nobody is saying exactly why Drake has withdrawn his Grammy nominations for 2022, but it’s official, he’s no longer nominated for any awards.

Drake took his nommies and went home to his mommies

Read more at THR.

After leaving CNN, Cuomo needs some time to himself, so he’s also leaving his gig at SiriusXM Radio.

Well now who’s going to host the Grateful Dead channel?

Read more at NY Post.

Eilish turned heads when she went blond a few months ago and now she’s back to being a brunette.

You know what they say…Once you’ve been black you’ll always come back.

Read more at Buzzfeed.

BILLIE EILISH ABOUT TO BREAK THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! OMFG pic.twitter.com/jETrCB90oz

— olivia (@lovingbillie03) December 3, 2021

Chill out, house of pain. You’re old now.

Via Digg.

Millennial administrators tuning theses Zoomers right tf up 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/9iokZuZxMp

— ⚯͛ △⃒⃘ Bruce ϟ 9¾ (@Bruce_Cares) December 5, 2021

A new study suggests that those who take Viagara could be cutting their risk of Alzheimers Disease by 69%.

69%? Who wrote this study? Beavis and Butthead?

Read more at The Sun.

Vulture ranked what they’re saying are the 101 best NYC movies with these criteria: A director can only be represented twice; any selection had to take place mostly in New York City and it had to feel deliberately set in one of the five boroughs. Click the link and get angry!

Read the full list at Vulture.