Staff shortages due to the spread of Omicron caused Delta and American airlines to cancel hundreds of flights.

It’s a great way to get out of family Christmas.

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Everyone is talking secession for different reasons, but in Eastern Oregon, its Oregon they want to leave behind. They’d like to be a part of Idaho instead.

People live in eastern Oregon? And Idaho too?

Read more at The Atlantic.

55 passengers and crew have tested positve for Covid on a Royal Carribean Cruise Ship. So the islands told them thanks but no thanks to a stopover in port.

Lets just get rid of the covid barges already. If you really need breakfast all night, there’s always Dennys.

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They love him unconditionally. He can grab them by the pussy, he can nuke a hurricane, and it changes nothing. But now that he has supported vaccines, well that’s a horse of a different color.

This is like when Dylan went electric.

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An article on The Conversation details the history of Christmas which includes drunken debauchery, cross dressing, blackface, lust…all ethics out the window.

Sounds great let’s bring it back.

Read more at The Conversation.

When are we going to remember that Christmas Vacation sucks.

Read more at TMZ

'Christmas Vacation' Holiday Decoration Roof Prank Gets Fire Dept. Called https://t.co/JdUXC6TaSl

— Hina Merchant (@Sprout_Hina) December 24, 2021

Does this dude also have an IG burner account?

Check it out at Pro Football Reference if you don’t believe it.

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During an interview with the New York Times, Peter Dinklage said this about the GOT fans pissed at the garbage fire ending: “They wanted the pretty white people to ride off into the sunset together. By the way, it’s fiction. There’s dragons in it. Move on.” It’s actually Tits and Dragons, minus the Tits for the final season, which also blew.

Read more at People.

Tom Holland felt the need to say that Marvel movies are “real art”, in response to Martin Scorcese’s old comment trashing the genre. What they don’t know is Martin’s forgot he even said that busy making actual movies.

Read more at the Independent.

Since 2018 Kevin Spacey’s been releasing videos as his House of Cards character on Christmas Eve. The world waits with baited breath. He might want to be instead concentrating on paying back the $31 mill to the show’s producers he’s on the hook for.

Read more at Newsweek.

On Christmas Day, which is also Ghislaine’s birthday, she’ll have a meatloaf and mashed potatoes dinner. What, no gravy?

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Bateman was named Hasty Pudding’s 2022 Man of the Year. It’s an annual honor bestowed at Harvard in the theatrical department.

I thought Bill Cosby was the pudding man of the year?

Read more at THR.

Rolling Stone named the 20 worst Christmas songs of all time so you can play them for people you hate.

This list should have been tied for 50.

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This kid is terrified, and pleaded to his parents via sign language to H-E-L-P.

What’s the use of learning sign language if nobody pays attention to you.
Read more at The Sun.

Baby uses sign language to say 'help' while on Santa's lap https://t.co/rSGqQQInFQ pic.twitter.com/jUjeWIa3LM

— New York Post (@nypost) December 24, 2021

That glass is saving your ass, pal. Hope you appreciate it.

A server at a Staten Island Applebees has TikTok infighting over whose the asshole after a customer racked up an $80 tab, tipped six bucks and wrote an apology. Server: ‘The nerve of some of y’all’. Customer: You were great, I’m having a rough Christmas
Let me solve this one for you.  Next time how bout you skip one appetizer.

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What would zoom and gmail have looked like if they were made in the nineties? A bored nerd made a pretty cool video displaying some accurate looking renditions.

Tech got better, music and movies got worse.

Which is the cleanest stall? Which should you pick? Are you a first staller? Or do you have a centrality preference?

Face it, its all Russian roulette.

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