Monday November 22: Daily Links

MONDAY 11.22
NEWS STORIES
Luxury Bus Is the Answer to All Your Travel Bitching
If you don’t want to pay airplane prices, or on a shitty awful bus, there’s a solution for you. Jet bus travel will get from NYC to DC in luxury for only $99. The superbus offers tons of legroom, free beer or wine, super high tech seats, great wifi and a bus attendant..
Yeah, sure it’s luxurious on the first trip. In six months it’s a greyhound.
FDA Approves Eye Drop That Could Replace Reading Glasses
A newly approved once a day eyedrop could cure farsightedness freeing millions up to read without glasses and stop storing dozens of pairs around the house. The drops will require a prescription, take about 15 minutes to take effect and can last six hours.
Somewhere Ben Franklin is crying.
Pete Buttigieg To Control Infrastructure Billions
Once known as Mayor Pete, PB will now have control over billions of dollars dedicated to the national infrastructure.
Everybody’s going to be kissing his butti-gieg.
Man Who Was Tortured, Left for Dead After Grindr Meet Still Uses Grindr
Last year an 18 year old college boy met someone using Grindr and decided to meet IRL. What followed would land the man in the hospital. He was strangled, popping every blood vessel in his face, stabbed in the throat six times, and his wrists were slit to the bone. But it hasn’t happened him, and others who had similar experiences from continuing to use the app.
The Lesson IS; Don’t let one bad torture ruin all the good torture opportunity.
Ex Prof Says He Couldn't Have Wacked Off on Zoom, Cause He Has ED
Tenured Fordham professor Howard Robinson was filmed masturbating on Zoom by a graduate student back in 2020, he claims that his ED and low T would make it impossible for him to be engaged in the act.
Just because it doesn’t work doesn’t mean you can’t be yanking it.
Flow Chart Explains How the Big Lie Spread
The chart is fun, but it will make you throw up three times.
Amazon Employees Striking On Black Friday
Amazon workers are planning a strike across 20 countries for Black Friday this year. This will only convince Bezos to hire more robots. It’s a trap.
SPORTS
The Thanksgiving Day NFL Games Feature Teams That All Got BTFO This Sunday
All the teams playing on Thanksgiving this year – the Cowboys, Saints, Bills, Lions, Raiders, and Bears – all had terrible losses this past Sunday. So half of them are guaranteed wins but we all lose really.
Read more on Twitter.
The teams playing on Thanksgiving went 0-6 with a -72 point differential today
— Patrick Daugherty (@RotoPat) November 22, 2021
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Peter Aykroyd Has Died
SNL paid tribute to Peter Aykroyd, former NSL cast member and writer this weekend.
Please don’t turn him into a hologram in the next Ghostbusters movie.
Peter Aykroyd
1955-2021
SNL '79-'80
"The Java Junkie" pic.twitter.com/5IJWJTezgz— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) November 21, 2021
There Doesn't Seem To Be Any Evidence of An Oprah Britney Interview
Britney’had posted on IG last week that she might “do a hint of my thoughts on the gram before I go and set things square on @Oprah.” Only problem is, no agreement has been made for any such interview to happen, at least not yet.
Weird, Britney got a call on her Speak and Spell just last week.
Jennifer Lawrence Got High On Set Before Scene With Meryl Streep
J-Law shot a scene with Meryl Streep in the movie “Don’t Look Up”. Lawrence plays a weed-loving astronomer trying to save Earth. She revealed that she got high as fuck before shooting a scene with one of the world’s greatest living actors, Meryl Streep.
This may be the most watchable scene in this movie.
Photos Released Of Epstein And Maxwell Being Blessed By The Pope
A photo of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell being blessed by the Pope during a private meeting has been released – it was originally taken in 2003. Soooo, the Illuminati is real then?
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VIRAL & TRENDING
What is Web3?
Web3 is something a lot of people are talking about without really explaining what it is. Web 3 is the next phase of the internet where the people get to take their data back from the controlling corporations who own social media and ecommerce.
Sounds great Bernie Sanders, wake me up when it gets here.
How Much Cologne is Too Much?
A walk through?
1 spray?
4 sprays
Shower in it
If you smell like an Italian it’s too much.
Incels Are All Over Tik Tok
Incels are infesting Tik Tok at a rapid rate. The app strictly controls sexualized content but incels losing their shit and threatening women seem to not violate any policies. Maybe if these guys spoke NICELY to women, they wouldn’t be incels. Just a guess.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
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