Monday November 22: Daily Links

MONDAY 11.22


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Luxury Bus Is the Answer to All Your Travel Bitching

If you don’t want to pay airplane prices, or on a shitty awful bus, there’s a solution for you. Jet bus travel will get from NYC to DC in luxury for only $99. The superbus offers tons of legroom, free beer or wine, super high tech seats, great wifi and a bus attendant..

Yeah, sure it’s luxurious on the first trip. In six months it’s a greyhound.

Read more at Inside Hook.


FDA Approves Eye Drop That Could Replace Reading Glasses

A newly approved once a day eyedrop could cure farsightedness freeing millions up to read without glasses and stop storing dozens of pairs around the house. The drops will require a prescription, take about 15 minutes to take effect and can last six hours.

Somewhere Ben Franklin is crying.

Read more at designtaxi.


Pete Buttigieg To Control Infrastructure Billions

Once known as Mayor Pete, PB will now have control over billions of dollars dedicated to the national infrastructure.

Everybody’s going to be kissing his butti-gieg.

Read more at Washington Post


Man Who Was Tortured, Left for Dead After Grindr Meet Still Uses Grindr

Last year an 18 year old college boy met someone using Grindr and decided to meet IRL. What followed would land the man in the hospital. He was strangled, popping every blood vessel in his face, stabbed in the throat six times, and his wrists were slit to the bone. But it hasn’t happened him, and others who had similar experiences from continuing to use the app.

The Lesson IS; Don’t let one bad torture ruin all the good torture opportunity.

Read more at Insider.


Ex Prof Says He Couldn't Have Wacked Off on Zoom, Cause He Has ED

Tenured Fordham professor Howard Robinson was filmed masturbating on Zoom by a graduate student back in 2020, he claims that his ED and low T would make it impossible for him to be engaged in the act.

Just because it doesn’t work doesn’t mean you can’t be yanking it.

Read more at NY Post.


Flow Chart Explains How the Big Lie Spread

The chart is fun, but it will make you throw up three times.

Read more at AXIOS


Amazon Employees Striking On Black Friday

Amazon workers are planning a strike across 20 countries for Black Friday this year. This will only convince Bezos to hire more robots. It’s a trap.

Read More At Business Insider.



SPORTS



The Thanksgiving Day NFL Games Feature Teams That All Got BTFO This Sunday

All the teams playing on Thanksgiving this year – the Cowboys, Saints, Bills, Lions, Raiders, and Bears – all had terrible losses this past Sunday. So half of them are guaranteed wins but we all lose really.

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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Peter Aykroyd Has Died

SNL paid tribute to Peter Aykroyd, former NSL cast member and writer this weekend.

Please don’t turn him into a hologram in the next Ghostbusters movie.

Read more at deadline.com.


There Doesn't Seem To Be Any Evidence of An Oprah Britney Interview

Britney’had posted on IG last week that she might “do a hint of my thoughts on the gram before I go and set things square on @Oprah.” Only problem is, no agreement has been made for any such interview to happen, at least not yet.

Weird, Britney got a call on her Speak and Spell just last week.

Read more at TMZ


Jennifer Lawrence Got High On Set Before Scene With Meryl Streep

J-Law shot a scene with Meryl Streep in the movie “Don’t Look Up”. Lawrence plays a weed-loving astronomer trying to save Earth. She revealed that she got high as fuck before shooting a scene with one of the world’s greatest living actors, Meryl Streep.

This may be the most watchable scene in this movie.

Read more at ScreenRant.


Photos Released Of Epstein And Maxwell Being Blessed By The Pope

A photo of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell being blessed by the Pope during a private meeting has been released – it was originally taken in 2003. Soooo, the Illuminati is real then?

Check out the pics at The Sun.


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VIRAL & TRENDING



What is Web3?

Web3 is something a lot of people are talking about without really explaining what it is. Web 3 is the next phase of the internet where the people get to take their data back from the controlling corporations who own social media and ecommerce.

Sounds great Bernie Sanders, wake me up when it gets here.

Read more at NPR.


How Much Cologne is Too Much?

A walk through?

1 spray?

4 sprays

Shower in it

If you smell like an Italian it’s too much.

Read more at Mel Magazine


Incels Are All Over Tik Tok

Incels are infesting Tik Tok at a rapid rate. The app strictly controls sexualized content but incels losing their shit and threatening women seem to not violate any policies. Maybe if these guys spoke NICELY to women, they wouldn’t be incels. Just a guess.

Read more at Vice.



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