Emily Grover and her mom are facing 16 years in prison after being accused of hacking into school computers to rig the homecoming queen election. There are widespread concerns that perhaps the penalty is too harsh for the crime.

Where’s the pillow guy when we really need him?

Read more at The Daily Beast

A Clearwater resident got tired of waiting for a woman to finish using one of the workout machines at the gym, so he just hopped on the equipment even though she was still using it. He was arrested for simple battery.

Come on dude, leave BL alone.

Read more at WFLA

Canada’s most famous groundhog, Wiardon Willie, has been dead for a year, but township officials decided to keep his passing a closely guarded secret to protect the world famous brand that put the town on the map.

Somebody better check on Trudeau. No one can be trusted.

Read more at Vice.

A 27 year old webcam model shot herself in the pussy. According to a police report the victim/shooter was making a kinky sex video for the platform “Chaturbate” when the gun went off.

Finally something worth nine bucks a month.

Read more at NY Post

Legendary Broadway songwriter Stephen Sondheim passed away at the age of 91 at his home in Connecticut over the weekend. At least he didn’t live long enough to see Speilberg’s version of West Side Story.

Read more at the AP.

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This is the America we deserve.

You won't believe me but a kid just told me to try dunking my Oreos in milk… mannnnn game changer 🔥🥛#MadMyGirlDidntTellMeSooner #NewBedtimeSnack

— Giannis Antetokounmpo (@Giannis_An34) November 24, 2021

I asked @Giannis_An34 if Oreos and milk are on the Thanksgiving menu. His response was 2 minutes long.

"From now on, that's an every night snack for me." https://t.co/ecySUFxxUm pic.twitter.com/qU2t0kTH9m

— Stephen Watson (@WISN_Watson) November 25, 2021

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Gosselin, the former star of Jon & Kate Plus 8 was sleeping when a venomous spider bit him while at his home in Reading Pa.

The spider could not be saved.

Read more at FoxNews.

When Kanye arrived at the staples center to see a Lakers game he was mobbed by fans and signing autographs, but his heart is still mourning his lost relationship with Kim Kardashian. He wants her back, and he’s pulling out the stops- admitting to shortcomings, pleading, posting old photos. “Good Lord, my wife did not like me wearing the red [MAGA] hat. Being a good wife, she just wanted to protect me and our family. I made me and our family a target by not aligning with Hollywood’s political stance, and that was hard for our marriage.” he wrote. This could work.

Please let this happen, for Petes sake.

Read more at TMZ.

Cedric the Entertainer says he’s really happy that so-called cancelled comedians Dave Chappelle and Louis C.K. were nominated for Grammy Awards despite their respective controversies. He told TMZ that cancel culture has gotten out of hand.

Read more at TMZ

He’s 46, she’s 23 and they’d been keeping their relationship quiet but after Page Six went public with makeout pics, Casey came clean on his IG. Affleck was talking about a charity event, and said Caylee Cowan “is not on the Love’s active roster, but she is MY Love, and she ALWAYS shows up when it counts…”

What he loves most about her, is that she’s too young to know who his brother is.

Read more at Page Six.

Superpopstar Adele has sold 838,000 copies of her new album, “30” making it the biggest debut of 2021. But according to showbiz911 that number represents a gigantic 75% dropoff from the sales of her last album debut.

Album? What’s an album?

Read more at Showbiz 411

Hey Mr Beast, this was supposed to show us how capitalism blows dicks. But views are views, apparently.

Watch the video on YouTube.

Like most people, Fox 5 DC Anchor Erin Como decided to share photos of her Thanksgiving feast. Unlike most people, her photo of the turkey freaked people out. Most commenters thought Como cooked a dog instead of a turkey.

If you’re so bad at cooking that the cops get called, let someone else cook.

Read more at mediaite.

Look. At. This. Turkey. 😍 #GoodDayDC pic.twitter.com/IR3swHA1iK

— Erin Como (@ErinFox5DC) November 24, 2021

Tacky candles that resemble cheese, lamps that look like jello, fake “spilled” acrylic glasses of win and other kitsch are trending and selling for big money.

Remember when “fake food” just meant McDonalds?

Read more at NY Times.

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