Jacob Chansley was sentenced to 41 months in prison for his actions on January 6th at the Capitol riots. At the sentencing, Chansley spoke at length, taking responsibility for his actions and the consequences. “The hardest part about this is to know that I’m to blame. To have to look in the mirror and know, you really messed up. Royally.”

Don’t worry the deer head will be there when you get out.

Read more at CNN

Headlines call the migration of millions of red crabs stunning, beautiful, breathtaking, but some of us think it looks creepy.

This looks like cicadas if they tasted great with old bay.

Read more at Daily Mail.

🎅🦀 Merry Crabsmas 🦀🎅

The #crabcollab that 2021 has been waiting for: Christmas Island red crabs x Crab Rave 🎉.

Migration season means crabs are raving all over the island 🏝️, from the heaving #crabbridge 🦀🌉 to the roads.

📹 Chris Bray
🎵 @NoisestormMusic & @Monstercat pic.twitter.com/AwhSocxFKR

— Parks Australia (@Parks_Australia) November 9, 2021

They also have there own bridge to cross the road Christmas Island red crab migration pic.twitter.com/sfTR04xZ7I

— Harriet & Matilda 🇦🇺..Fred 🌈,Eddie🌈,Oobi 🌈💔 (@willamhariett) November 18, 2021

A portrait of Frida Kahlo painted by the artist herself has set a new record- its the highest amount ever paid for Latin American art.

Looks like the unibrow is back baby!

Read more at Washington Post

Muhammad A. Aziz and Khalil Islam spent over 20 years in prison for the murder of Malcolm X. its expected that their convictions will be overturned this week after it was determined that prosecutors withheld key evidence that would have led to their exoneration.

Anyone know where Robert Durst was in 1965?

Read more at NY Times.

Vignesh Sundaresan has made a fortune dealing in crypto and digital art, two things that only exist in the metaverse.

This is like being made the king of nerd island

Read more at Reuters.

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It’s the Washington Football Team! Apparently having a horrific owner, sex and racism scandals, and a truly awful team for decades will make the fanbase hate you. Things are looking up, Jacksonville!

Read more at the Guardian.

A few years ago Disney execs said they’d never have any involvement in sports betting, but the times they are a-changing. Now the conglomerate is considering licensing deals to capitalize on the sports gambling trend.

While you’re at it, how bout you throw in a few craps tables at the Grand Floridian?

Read more at THR

The wife of the LA Rams Quarterback got steamed on Monday night watching her husband get beat up on the field. Hearing 49ers fans behind her trashing her husband only made things worse, so she threw her pretzel at the shit talkers. She later apologized, saying “I’m an idiot,. He was saying a bunch of things that were aggressive towards our crew but zero excuse. I tried to apologize, but in the end knew I was wrong. Will always stand up for my guy and everyone I love, but obviously needed to do it completely different! I’m embarrassed too! Sorry you had to witness me in my weak moment!”

What.a waste of the $7 you paid for that pretzel. On the other hand, the 49ers fans got a free pretzel.

Read more at Mediate

Matthew Stafford's wife Kelly Stafford apologizes for throwing a pretzel at a #49ers fan 👀 pic.twitter.com/RRka1QIADx

— Sportskeeda Pro Football (@SKProFootball) November 17, 2021

Camilla Cabello and Shawn Mendes have announced they’ve broken up but will continue to be best friends. Which is all they really were in the first place.

Read more at ET Canada.

An Astroworld lawsuit targeting Travis Scott, Drak, Apple and Live Nations is looking for $750 million in damages. Travis Scott is going to need to get a loan from the Kardashians.

Read more at Chron.

Texas couple Nick and Courtney Ann make $350k posting explicit videos and photos on Only Fans and are raising two daughters, aged 6 and 13. They say they have a normal family, but draw plenty of criticism for their work.

At least The parents don’t bring their work home with them. Oh wait they do.

Read more at ny post.

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If Pete Davidson played PCND, his dealbreaker would be women who treat servers poorly in restaurants.

Well we knew it wasn’t big asses.

Read more at OK Magazine

The internet is talking about Elle Fanning’s shirt substitute. This supersized chain necklace served in place of a crop top for the star.

Looks like Q has a new sex symbol.

Read more at Pop Sugar

Elle Fanning serving fun in a statement piece from Balmain’s Spring 2022 collection: pic.twitter.com/teHXxu2xt3

— Kimberly (@TheKimbino) November 16, 2021

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The first teaser trailer for Hulu’s Pam & Tommy has been released, telling the story of the Pamela Anders/Tommy Lee sex tape leak. Can’t wait for the Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian sequels in this series.

Watch the trailer on YouTube.

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A new report has found evidence that intermittent fasting reduces inflammation and can help diabetics in much the same way as medication helps.

No problem. I always fast right between the entree and dessert.

Read more at study finds.