MSNBC and NBC News Anchor Brian Williams is leaving his shows at the end of this year. A statement from NBC says “he has informed us he would like to take the coming months to spend time with his family.” Williams says he will pop up again somewhere.

This isn’t because his daughter got her ass eaten is it?

Read more at deadline.

Lawsuits are in place after two families went through terrible trauma of having to “switch back” babies they had carried breastfed and raised in their families for months.

The same thing happened to me with jacket at the Friars club. I know how it feels.

Read more at NY Post.

A trashcan from South Carolina somehow made it all the way across the ocean before landing on the shores of Ireland.

That’s nothing you should see how much Irish trash washes ashore in Brooklyn.

Read more at NY Post.

The old point based way of grading is starting to die out which would mean no more letter grades in school. It’s slowly being replaced with a system with “the goal to base grades on what students are learning, and remove behavior, deadlines and how much work they do from the equation.” Let’s ditch homework altogether while we’re at it. Gets in the way of smoking weed.

Read more at Yahoo.

A California man who is on the FBI Most Wanted list for his actions on January 6 at the Capitol has appeared on Belarus television with the caption Goodbye America. Evan Neumann is being portrayed as a victim whose shops were burned by Black Lives Matter activists

Our loss is Belarus’ loss too.

Read more at Mediaite.

The state is now the first to require that all middle and high school students will have access to condoms.

Wait till you see the water balloon fights in the cafeteria.

Read more at Today.

MNF’s Steve Levy Had To Apologize To Steelers Rookie Running Back On Twitter

Steve Levy was calling MNF and went on for about 10 minute about how Steelers runningback Najee Harris was homeless growing up and how at one point, in college, he preferred to sleep on the floor of his dorm instead of the bed because that’s what he was used to. That was incorrect. And Najee called Levy out on it on Twitter. Levy then apologized. This would NEVER happen on the Manningcast.

Read the interaction on Twitter.

I got this part wrong Najee, my mistake. Your story is inspirational & mission to positively impact is admirable.

I’ll be donating to the Da' Bigger Picture Foundation and encourage others to help Najee’s greater purpose where they can.https://t.co/GlbxzRfXSD

— Steve Levy (@espnSteveLevy) November 9, 2021

Tom Brady had this to say on his podcast about the NFL’s new extended season:

“I think it’s pointless. I thought it was a terrible decision. So I don’t like the fact that we’re playing a 17th game at all. I think sixteen is plenty. And, again, you’re eight games into the year and you’re not halfway through, so that’s kind of a little frustrating.

He then went on to talk about the Player’s Union:

“We have union leadership which absolutely does the best they can based on the circumstances that they have but it is very challenging to get 1500 players to agree,” Brady said. “And it’s much easier to get 32 owners to agree who have all the information and they do regular quarterly meetings and they meet and they’re all interested in growing the game. Which, look, the players want to grow the game as well but we want to grow it in a way that’s, again, that’s right for the players as well.

Brady, just say it, you want to be the QB of the Bucs and the Commissioner. We’re in a simulation so it’ll probably happen.

Read more at PFT.

The fine for lying to his team and to the league, skirting health regulations and ignoring protocol is $14,000. On his $22 million salary.

That will teach him.

Aaron Rodgers fined $14,650 for violation of Covid protocols.

Based on his $22.4 million salary, that’s the equivalent of fining the average American $33.80.

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 10, 2021

Pizza Express?? Yes, the chain fast casual italian restaurant.

Her favorite hoagie? Subway. Her favorite sliders? Crystal. Her favorite donut? Dunkin.

See, Money and fame CAN buy taste.

Read more at the Daily Mail.

Nothing to see here, just an authentic little Italian 🤪 @EvaLongoria

🎙: @jayrayner1 & @jackwhitehall pic.twitter.com/At3pTpIgDw

— @pizzaexpress (@PizzaExpress) November 10, 2021

Long time music fans know these shocking stories, but in 2021, being a dick will get you in big trouble, so Bob Spitz’s new book “Led Zeppelin: The Biography,” should really fuck with some heads. The NY Post retells the story about the bucket of dead fish which, if you don’t know already, it’s a real shocker that includes beating a young girl with dead fish, shoving snappers in her snapper, and then finishing the deal by shitting and pissing on her while band members and their wives looked on, and that was just the road managers. The woman who was seduced by Jimmy Page at 14 was also in the book.

If you think that’s bad wait till you find out how much music they ripped off.

Read more at NY Post.

Fans are going crazy to see Ariana wearing the iconic movie dress.

Hand me downs? Is she having hard times?

Read more at cinemablend.com.

ariana grande as jenna rink will always be iconic pic.twitter.com/gAiyxSBxBP

— cass ❁ (@leavemeobvious) November 9, 2021

The costume Will Ferrell wore in the movie Elf was expected to do well at auction but nobody thought it would bring in $300,000.

Maybe that’s because it looks like Will’s still in it. Will??? Is that you?

Read more at TMZ.

“Tired of living in Elf on the Shelf tyranny? Not looking forward to the Elf forgetting to move and causing your kids emotional distress? I am a public servant and will take the heat for you. My gift to tired parents,” Leonard tweeted.

Big brother is watching.

Nothing funnier than a Judge with a sense of humor.

Read more at NBC News.

Tired of living in Elf on the Shelf tyranny? Not looking forward to the Elf forgetting to move and causing your kids emotional distress? I am a public servant and will take the heat for you. My gift to tired parents.

P.S. – If you love your elf, keep your elf. No contempts. pic.twitter.com/JcqAOljbAS

— Judge Rob Leonard (@JudgeLeonard) November 4, 2021

The Oscar Winner is finalizing plans to play the 1978 cult leader.

Perfect. He’s already got Hollywood drinking his kool aid.

Read more at THR.

Anything’s better than eating it.

so excited for these new sonic commercials! pic.twitter.com/c7BO6hvtuz

— Best Actress (@BestActressLA) November 8, 2021

A recent survey has found that single men care less about sex since before the pandemic. They’re mostly into bread and puzzles now instead of orgasming.

Read more at the New York Post.

Going to sleep between 10 and 11 p.m. could save your life according to a new study. Going to bed later than that, or earlier, raises an adults risk of cardiovascular disease.

So SNL is killing millions of us??

Read more at Study finds.