Silicon Valley rich guy Michael Goguen is some kind of modern day lothario creep. His home base mansion is located just outside of Glacier National Park but he also allegedly has several safe houses- safe for him- where he brings young girls to add to his “list”. Supposedly he keeps a spreadsheet documenting sexual encounters with over 5,000 women.

Heheheh. He said spread.

Read more at NY Post.

A cold case team finds ‘goldmine’ of evidence linking the case to the deceased suspect, Gary Francis Poste.

Looks like Robert Downey Jr finally got his man.

Read more at foxnews.

300 pictures from Trump’s presidency will all be captioned by Trump himself and bound together for publication by Donald Trump Jr.’s Maga publishing house.

Can’t wait to see how he captions Rudy.

Read more at axios.

everything

everything

everything

The New Orleans Pelicans have decided to change the team’s culinary practices to help keep it in check.

Just cause you play for the Pelicans doesn’t mean you have to eat like one. If you want him to lose weight transfer him to Salt Lake City.

Read more at NY Post.

The Michigan State Spartans were a strong team- we thought- and the Buckeyes wrecked them 56-7 on Saturday.

If you would have started the season with this game we could have just ignored you.

Read more at freep.

everything

Jimmy Kimmel and Norman Lear are getting together again to present some Live broadcast classic television. This time they’re presenting live Different Strokes and Facts of Life with the cast Different Strokes announced as Kevin Hart, John Lithgow, Ann Dowd,and Damon Wayans.

Kev, this is not a compliment.

Read more at THR.

Britney called out Christina Aguilera for ‘refusing to speak’ during an awkward red carpet interview at the Latin Music Awards. A reporter asked Christina if she’s had any contact with Britney since the conservatorship ended. Aguilera’s publicist intervened after which she says she can’t answer that question but hopes Britney’s happy. Then Spears takes the video of the interview and lights up Aguilera. “I love and adore everyone who supported me… but refusing to speak when you know the truth, is equivalent to a lie! Thirteen years being in a corrupt abusive system yet why is it such a hard topic for people to talk about? I’m the one who went through it! All the supporters who spoke up and supported me, thank you… yes I do matter!”

Brit making Christina look bad makes us all feel like 2001 again.

Read more at Independent.

Brett Morgan has been working for four years on a new doc using lots of rare footage of David Bowie and expects the movie to come out next year.

Just because you’re doing a Bowie doc doesn’t mean it has to take 5 years.

Read more at variety.

When asked about Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian’s relationship, SNL stars are staying pretty quiet. People magazine asked Chris Redd who answered, “I hope they’re happy. They’re wearing matching outfits so I think they’re on their way. [At least] that’s what Instagram told me.” and Bowen Yang was even vaguer. “I don’t know what the nature of the friendship is, but it seems like they’re having a good time hanging out.”

Bowen just say what you think, you’re not going to lose your one sketch a week.

Read more at Eonline.

The infamous “wardrobe malfunction” from the 2004 Super Bowl Halftime Show is the subject of a new documentary on Hulu. ‘Malfunction: The Dressing Down of Janet Jackson’

As Britney rises up, Justin goes down.

Read more at TMZ

Janet Jackson refuses to kiss Les Moonves ring #JusticeForJANET #JusticeForDamitaJo pic.twitter.com/SOlVBw4Hxl

— JANET.br 🇧🇷 (@JANETbrsite) November 20, 2021

“Don’t Tell Me How to Live” claps back at those sensitive Millennials, the snowflakes and the offended pussies. “A nation of pussies is our next generation. These minions and their agendas, every opinion has a millennial offended,” before rapping: “So what the fuck’s up with all the backlash/ you snowflakes here’s a news flash: ain’t nobody gonna tell me how to live.”

What is this? Reddit the musical.

Read more at Rolling Stone.

EVERYTHING

A new study says Americans use their cellphones everywhere. No place is sacred, not funerals, not weddings, not religious services. 40% of you even check your phones right after sex. 90% use their phones while walking on the sidewalk, 73% walk their dogs while checking their phone, almost half don’t even put it down while crossing the street or riding a bike. And almost everyone is using their phone on the toilet, many until their legs go numb.

These are the same assholes that are worried about being microchipped

Read more at studyfinds.

A new survey shows that 44% of adults aged 18 to 49 who don’t already have kids say they’re not planning to. That number has increased by 7% from the last time the survey was run in 2018.

Finally, Americans being responsible about something.

Read more at Time