According to a new poll, only 36% of democrats think Biden is the democrat with the best shot to win in 2024. 44% believe the right person is “someone else.”

No shit.

Read more at Mediaite.

A Florida woman who was awarded honors for her teaching is now being charged in connection with abuse of a student. School surveillance video showed Lee “walking at an aggressive pace” to her classroom to meet with a student, and then picks up after the meeting with the student leaving the classroom holding her face. The student headed immediately to a guidance counselor’s office, where she reported the incident. Supposedly in between those images, the teacher slapped the student around.

Yeah this is Florida so she still is getting that award.

Read more at clickorlando.

Florida 'Teacher of the Year' arrested for hitting pupil who criticized award https://t.co/ofKdwDGcgg pic.twitter.com/zBFe66okLx

— New York Post (@nypost) November 2, 2021

Big scary headlines have proclaimed that NYC could be down thousands of cops once vax mandate rules take effect. The actual number is 34.

But the headlines! All the headlines!!

Read more at mediaite.

In 2019 the US recorded about 130,000 syphilis cases, a giant jump in cases over 5 years prior, and numbers are still climbing.

How’s this for nostalgia, kids?

Read more at npr.

Shanghai’s Disneyland locked the gates and brought in the hazmats to test 34,000 park goers. it was a response to aggressive covid tracking procedures. Everyone was free to go once they tested negative.

In the meantime you can cough in peoples mouths in Orlando.

Read more at MSN.

Bill De Blasio filed the necessary paperwork to run for Governor of New York. He is running under the Bucket Hat Party.

Read more at CBS

This TikTokker explains that every player that goes on the Manning Brothers Monday Night Football show loses their NFL game the following week.

Jon Stewart better be careful with his ACL.

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8HNY62j/

Last week the media raised the idea that if Elon Musk were to donate 2% of his wealth – or $6 billion- we could end world hunger. Musk says fine, he’ll do it, if the UN can prove to him, on his Twitter thread, where the money would go.

Well that will get you off the hook. Your move UN.

Read more at CBS.

If WFP can describe on this Twitter thread exactly how $6B will solve world hunger, I will sell Tesla stock right now and do it.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 31, 2021

An article in Eater says that restaurant rules are unnecessarily harmful to the workers. Rules like- customers can’t see you sit down- cause physical harm to employees without any real need.

Does this also mean that if we have time to lean, we don’t have to clean?

Read more at Eater.

Oh what a wild ride it was…for a few days. Squid coin buyers rode the value up 230,000%, and that was good. Until they came crashing back down to ZERO when the coin developers exited with a “rug pull”. Basically that means they took off with investor funds- about 2 million worth.

If you can’t trust crypto, who can we trust?

Read more at MSN?

Just like Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers now thinks Bitcoin is a great investment and wants everyone who is a fan of him to jump in. Philip Rivers is about to launch his own ICO called Catholic Coin.

Watch Aaron’s announcement on Twitter.

I believe in Bitcoin & the future is bright. That's why I’m teaming up with Cash App to take a portion of my salary in bitcoin today.

To make Bitcoin more accessible to my fans I’m giving out a total of $1M in btc now too. Drop your $cashtag w/ #PaidInBitcoin & follow @CashApp pic.twitter.com/mstV7eal04

— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) November 1, 2021

The photo was taken on her first day without alcohol. She wrote, “This person in the early morning of Nov 1, 2017 is an unrecognizable version of myself. I had so much self-discovery to unlock and explore. I knew in this very moment I would allow myself to take back my light, show victory over my internal battle of self-respect, and brave this world with piercing clarity,”

I dunno. I think she looks better there.

Read more at people.com.

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Fonzie’s jacket and other memorabilia will be auctioned off in a 26-lot Winkler collection. Part of the proceeds will go to a non profit started by his daughter.

Uh oh when grandpa starts to empty out the attic it’s not a good sign. #correctamundo

Read more at THR.

Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real is auctioning his HAPPY DAYS leather jacket — to benefit a charity that "supports separated & reunified families at the border." ❤️https://t.co/t3cPy4Wcda pic.twitter.com/9VjajZTFkx

— 𝕎𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕄𝕔𝕂𝕚𝕟𝕝𝕖𝕪 (@willmckinley) November 1, 2021

Friend of the tiger, Carole Baskin became world famous after Tiger King aired on Netflix. Now she’d like Netflix to stop using her image.

Why can’t Dave Chappelle do a special about her?

Read more at TMZ

.@Netflix has released the trailer for ‘Tiger King 2.’

Premieres November 17. pic.twitter.com/zn6mj3eFvy

— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) October 27, 2021

Britney Spears posted her Halloween costume and it appears to be a murder victim lying on the floor of her home with a fictional backstory.

She didn’t even know it was Halloween when she made this

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