Mittens Romney dressed up as motivational tv coach Ted Lasso for Halloween, and threw in a quote for fun. Unfortunately he quoted Coach Taylor from ‘Friday Night Lights’

Hey Mitt, Ted Lasso doesn’t want to cut medicare.

Read more at TMZ.

If you believe in yourself, and have clear eyes and full hearts—you can’t lose. pic.twitter.com/CpkmFKo49i

— Mitt Romney (@MittRomney) October 28, 2021

Men with small penises and the women who love them took to the streets in Los Angeles to fight for dignity.

The entire parade kept making circles.

Read more at TMZ

Activists hold 'Small Dong March' to end 'shaming' of tiny penises https://t.co/nGRATihPd9 pic.twitter.com/wdGvpGlgJF

— New York Post (@nypost) October 28, 2021

What’s a Jewitch? It’s an increasingly common practice that has Jewish woman incorporating elements of witchcraft into their spiritual beliefs and practices.

Oh. So it’s not a dry turkey on rye?

Read more at AP News

‘Squid Game’ Halloween costumes have been banned for kids at a few NYC elementary schools. Schools feel the ultraviolent nature of the tv show makes even the costumes inappropriate for young kids.

When we were kids we only pretended we were the Warriors.

Read more at TMZ

Squid Game: Some New York elementary schools are banning Halloween costumes from the popular Netflix series.

If you’re an elementary school student in New York and were prepping your tracksuit and slip-on vans to sport your Squid Game costum https://t.co/lLPUwLnNs5 pic.twitter.com/hmeA1257C7

— PicnicKDM (@PicnicKDM) October 28, 2021

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It’s been 20 years since a Penis Plant bloomed, so Penis Plant fans rejoice!

You don’t water it to help it grow, you rub it every day.

Read more at CNN

Rare 'penis plant' blooms for first time in 24 years https://t.co/NOXedWELAm pic.twitter.com/9LkKszxQEY

— New York Post (@nypost) October 27, 2021

dicks out for penis plant pic.twitter.com/RTQpS83Jh1

— spoopy spizzle sluts 👻 (@aerospacesluts) October 29, 2021

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A group of dudes outside a club were bugging Logan Paul and asking him questions. When he refused to answer, one of them called him a pussy, so Logan slapped him around.

Now he expects to be paid 2 million dollars for it. A fight is a fight.

Read more at NY Post.

Logan Paul slapped some kid. But to be fair the Kid called Logan a “Pussy” and deserved a slapping. #DramaAlert pic.twitter.com/jV0WWE5ZWG

— KEEM 🍿 (@KEEMSTAR) October 29, 2021

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals don’t like the term “bullpen” as its used in Major League Baseball. They would like for the league to use the term “Arm Barn’ instead.

Finally tackling the big problems eh?

Read more at bleacherreport.

“Bullpen” refers to the area of a “bull’s pen” where bulls are held before they are slaughtered—it’s a word with speciesist roots & we can do better than that.

Switching to “arm barn” would be a home run for baseball fans, players, and animals 💪⚾️ pic.twitter.com/2FzSpDG9mQ

— Arm Barn (@peta) October 28, 2021

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The latest celebrity to sign on to promote crypto.com and help steer the ship mainstream is Boston’s own Matt Damon.

Brady, Matt Damon…. can we bring in Ben Affleck and Belichick too?

The four horsemen of the Boston cryptocolypse.

Read more at bloomberg.

We’re proud to announce our partnership with Matt Damon and @Water, bringing clean water to millions in need.

Read Matt’s interview with @Forbes about our partnership and what’s ahead 👇https://t.co/HkhIQL1Hm3 pic.twitter.com/wrZCxcxn2n

— Crypto.com (@cryptocom) October 25, 2021

Matt Damon is the new face of @cryptocom

Here's the first look at their crypto ad:

The ad will air in +20 countries and will be integrated with their UFC, Formula 1, and PSG partnerships. pic.twitter.com/OoT5rTAoU7

— Blockworks (@Blockworks_) October 28, 2021

Two brides and their family and friends were celebrating their marriage on a beach in Santa Monica when Tom Hanks showed up and joined their little party.

Now that White Boy Summer is over, it looks like its going to be a white dad autumn

Via Digg.

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The Hall of Fame said yes to Todd Rundgren this year, but he’s going to takea pass, and won’t be attending the ceremony. He says music isn’t a sport and therefore doesn’t need a Hall of Fame.

Okay. Could you give your spot to meatloaf?

Read more at TMZ

Todd Rundgren Skipping Rock Hall of Fame Induction, Says Music Isn't Sport – TMZ https://t.co/LJ3iHx3Djl https://t.co/7mNpVM8BBW #entertainment #news #kennywade pic.twitter.com/oWaDlGm42i

— Kenny Wade (@KennyWadeMusic) October 29, 2021

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There’s so much to mock in the videos from Zuckerberg’s Meta Announcement including the cabin decor .

Zuckerberg even surfs the mountains.

Why is there a surfboard in the snow cabin? pic.twitter.com/7ORQKuSkgE

— Ashlee Vance (@ashleevance) October 28, 2021

Facebook Teases New VR/AR Headset.

The future is here, and it still sucks.

Read more at theverge.

According to research from Washington State University, when parents were given Universal Payment aid, without restriction on how they used it, they actually spent more on their kids.

Oh no, that can’t be right. That goes against our prejudice.

Read more at WSU.