The bumblebee is in danger and has vanished from eight state – Maine, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, Idaho, North Dakota, Wyoming, and Oregon. There is now more Bumblebee Transformers merch in those places than there are actual bumblebees, we’re fucking this place up.

Read more at Smithsonian Magazine.

Quisha King is fighting indoctrination from the left by calling for concerned moms to pull their kids out of public schools. As a member of Moms for Liberty, she feels this is the only way to fight left wing ideas.

And this hurts us how?

Read more at Fox News.

Media Mogul Sharon Waxman is underfire from employees of The Wrap. They say she is a degrading boss, the scariest person you’ve ever met, and runs a workplace similar to one depicted in The Devil Wears Prada.

Hey where did she get off acting like that? She doesn’t have a white penis.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

The #1 rule of being a lawyer for rich shitheads is that you get paid. Not for Rudy Giuliani. In a deposition he said that he didn’t get paid to file Trumps election fraud lawsuits, and that the Don ordered him to do it.

Well you get what you pay for….

Read more at mediaite.

A man trying to get into the Meatpacking District Apple store in NYC was asked to put on a mask, and he not only refused, he also stabbed a security guard before disappearing.

You won’t bring a mask but you will bring a knife?

Read more at NY Daily News.

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The NFL could confirm next week that they will be having a game in Germany for the 2022 season. If Urban Meyer’s still the coach of the Jags next season he can definitely get away with catting around in Germany, nobodies gonna recognize him.

Read more on Twitter.

Significant: Next week, the NFL is taking another critical step toward playing a regular season game in Germany — possibly in 2022. On Tuesday, it will unveil 3 finalist cities. The league says it is committed to multiple games in London each season, plus a game in Mexico City.

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) October 9, 2021

Russell Wilson Out For Maybe Two Months With Gnarly Finger Injury

Russell Wilson’s middle finger on his throwing hand got injured Thursday night, he’s gotten surgery and will miss at least a month, possibly two months of the season. These will be the first games Russ has ever missed in his career. Now he’ll have more time to show up with the Manning’s on MNF.

Read more on Twitter,

Sources: Seahawks are bracing for Russell Wilson to miss at least a month and possibly 6-8 weeks with his ruptured middle-finger tendon that likely requires surgery. Seattle thinking about Wilson’s long-term health. Barring an unexpectedly swift recovery, it’s Geno Smith’s show.

— Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) October 8, 2021

This broadway tune is a tribute to the 2021 American League Divisional Series.

What would you call the intersection of broadway fans and baseball fans? Absolute Zero.

I downloaded it 😬 pic.twitter.com/eIiPbvZ0UQ

— Yale Fried (@yalefried) October 9, 2021

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— Yale Fried (@yalefried) October 9, 2021

The era of the re-imagining continues with Netflix picking up That 90’s Show as a spinoff from the hit series That 70’s Show.

The Kurt Cobain suicide will be the very special episode.

Read more at deadline.

Vice Magazine looks at the disappearance of a onetime fast food icon, a clown named Ronald McDonald. He’s been missing for seven years, and doesn’t seem to be coming back.

Vice blames changes in branding and color schemes for the change, but we know it was a combination of The Joker and Super Size Me.

Read more at Vice.

In a NYT podcast interview, McConaughey talked in vaguaries about actually running to lead Texas and says he’s “not interested” unless he can effect real change. “Right now, it’s a fixed game. You go in there, you just put on a bunch of Band-aids, in four years you walk out and they rip them off and you’re gone?”

It’d be a lot cooler if you did.

Read more at THR.

While Kim Kardashian got ready to host SNL, “Ye” sat down for coffee with michael Cohen.

If you’re curious about what they talked about, don’t worry, Michael Cohen will let everybody know.

Read more at Page Six.

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Well now we know how to make them…but we still don’t know why.

How does this guy eat like this and still say so slim?

This might be the most American thing I've seen pic.twitter.com/nt3p7SGGsI

— 🌿🌱🌵 (@BrendanLLM) October 8, 2021

That dog needs to go back in the oven a little bit longer.

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— instantly bisexual after hearing 1 young thug song (@websiteidi0t) October 8, 2021

A new study has found that three in five pet owners consider their pets to be their soulmates. If they were your soulmate you wouldn’t have to pick up their poop. Unless you’re into that.

Read more at Study Finds.