“Stealthing” is now illegal in the state of California. So if you take off a condom during sex without the other persons consent, you’ve committed sexual battery and your partner can sue.

What if she never lets you take it off?

Read more at nbcnews.

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Ten years ago Jon Gruden used a racist comment about NFL Players Association executive director DeMaurice Smith, saying he had “lips the size of michellin tires.” Gruden says he doesn’t remember the email, but says the comment wasn’t racial. Jon says he often used the term “rubber lips” to “refer to a guy I catch as lying.”

You’re the only one who says rubber lips and by the way, you didn’t say rubber lips in the email.

Read more at ESPN.

Seattle’s motto is now, “we will scratch your scalp.” We will we will scratch you. We will we will scratch you.

Meanwhile in Seattle…

📺: #LARvsSEA on NFLN/FOX/PRIME VIDEO
📱: NFL App pic.twitter.com/6IT5mqKnfE

— NFL (@NFL) October 8, 2021

Unvaccinated Brooklyn Nets superstar still can’t play in home games because of vaccine mandates, but he will be able to practice. The Nets’ practice facility has been determined to be a “private office building” and not a gym.

And here we were worried Kyrie was going to be a distraction.

Read more at espn.

Everyone’s mad at the Jags coach, except for Tim Tebow. He’s just hurt. “I know this weighs so heavy on his heart and he is hurting. I do think for some of the guys he will have to earn back their trust and respect. I think he really wants to do that.”

Tim is mostly upset because he wants to be the one rubbing his butt all over Urb.

Read more at NY Post.

.@TimTebow shares the advice he gave Urban Meyer.

"When I first saw and heard about what happened, my heart was hurting for Miss Shelley. … Coach shared with me that [this has been] one of the hardest times of his life." pic.twitter.com/Rqn9q5vH8L

— First Take (@FirstTake) October 8, 2021

SNL production sources told TMZ that Kim Kardashian has a dream team of comedy coaches helping her prep for her episode of Saturday Night Live. Dave Chappelle, Michelle Wolf, Ellen DeGeneres, Amy Schumer and James Corden all had tips for Ms. K and tomorrow night we’ll find out if any it helped.

Hopefully this will also be the next cast of Celebrity Big Brother.

Read more at TMZ

At NY Comic Con William Shatner talked about his upcoming trip to space with Blue Origin. He talked about visiting Bezos facilities, and being terrified of going to space with a crew that is human and makes mistakes. He also is preparing what he will say in space. “What can I say that is different. I’ll try and think of something to suggest how deeply I feel about the experience of looking into the limitless distance.”

You’re not landing on the moon fuckface, you’re flying in a big dick.

Read more at mediaite.

Bieber posted IG Stories praising Tom Cruise for his guitar skills after watching a very fake Deepfake of the famous actor.

“@tomcruise I’m impressed with your guitar skills,” Bieber wrote. “But you could still catch these hands my boy.”

We’ve always suspected that the real Justin Bieber is a deep fake Justin Bieber.

Read more at daily dot.

@deeptomcruise

Making real music again!

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Dwayne Johnson rapped his first lyrics on the new Tech N9ne Album in the track, “Face Off”

“It’s about tribe, it’s about power. We stay hungry, we devour. Put in the work, put in the hours and take what’s ours.”

He is now tied as the #1 rapper with every other rapper.

Read more at TMZ.

#TheRock is rapping on #TechN9ne’s new album?! 🤯 pic.twitter.com/OBzAzTPigk

— Beneath the Dirt (@beneathdirt) October 7, 2021

He’s the Pied Piper of Catlet.

@catluminati

My birthday catwalk! #catwalk #catluminati #friendlycat

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The Cut, a division of New York Magazine ranked the best fall snacks and picked Pumpkin Seeds as their #1 choice followed by Apple Cider Donuts, Halloween Oreos, Candy Corn, Caramel Apples, Maple Candies and Apples.

Pumpkin seeds shouldn’t be first on a list even if pumpkin seeds was the only thing being ranked.

Read more at The Cut.

The coolest neighborhoods in 49 cities world wide were identified in a list for Time Out Magazine including four US neighborhoods like Andersonville in Chicago, Chelsea in NYC, Silverlake in LA and Brickell in Miami.

Unfortunately no hip people read Time Out magazine.

Read more at TimeOut

Shirley Bassey grabbed the top two spots on Variety’s ranking of Bond songs. She even beat the James Bond theme that came in third.

Weird. How did Don’t Stop Believing end up on this list?

Read more at Variety