Thursday September 30: Daily Links

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Ted Cruz Stands With Andrew Wiggins

Cruz not only says he stands by anti-vaxxer Andrew Wiggins, he also suggested that LeBron should boycott Warriors games. ‘

One day someone might actually listen to you, Ted. But not today.

Read more at SFGATE


Sydney Australia Warns Unvaxxed Residents to Prepare

Things are going to be very difficult for unvaccinated Aussies in Sydney indefinitely. Residents who opt not to get the shot will risk being barred from just about everything public in the city, even after lock down ends.

Remember how everyone bragged about Austria’s freedom not that long ago?

Read more at Trust.Org


Drunk Man Drunkenly Joins Search Party That Was Looking For Him

A drunk dude in Turkey stumbled into the woods and disappeared so his friends reported him missing and a search party was put together. The booze brain ended up joining the party before it was realized he was the guy everyone was looking for. Guess we have the plot to Hangover 4.

Read more at Newsweek.


More Bad News: COVID May Cause Restless Anal Syndrome

One patient has experienced a Covid complication that has scientists puzzled. The patient has developed restless anal sydrome- similar to restless leg, except it affects the anus and causes an urge to move.

And you thought Covid was a pain in the ass already!

Read more at Jerusalem Post


Ron DeSantis and Trump are Neck and Neck

A new poll shows asked Republicans, “If the next Republican primary for president in your state was held today, and the candidates were Chris Christie, Ted Cruz, Ron DeSantis, Nikki Haley, Josh Hawley, Kristi Noem, Mike Pence, Marco Rubio, Tim Scott And Donald Trump for whom would you vote?” The results showed Trump and DeSantis in a virtual tie

Uh oh bro, guess whose radar you just landed on.

Read more at Mediaite.


The Wall St Journal Answers Questions About Weed Etiquette

Question: Is It Ever OK to Get Stoned With a Client?
Answer: It’s fine if you don’t share the joint.

Read more at WSJ



SPORTS



Is Deshaun Watson Finally Getting Traded?

Jay Glazer is stirring the rumor mill insinuating that Deshaun Watson could be making a move and soon. Please let something happen so we can all stop talking about this.

Read more at Pro Football Talk.


Florida Congressman Hits Homer During Congressional Baseball Game

Greg Steube became the first representative in the Congressional baseball game in 40 years to hit a home run. Are performance enhancing drugs allowed in these games?

Read more at mediaite.


Robert Kraft Called Belichick The Biggest Asshole

A new book, “It’s Better to Be Feared” by Seth Wickersham reveals that Kraft told friends he wasn’t looking forward to leaving a conference and return to his team. “I have to go to Detroit to be with the biggest fucking asshole in my life — my head coach.”

Yeah an asshole that give you six championships and earned you billions.

Read more at NY Post.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Why Little Steven Left the E Street Band

Van Zandt says he left the E Street Van decades ago because he felt unappreciated by Springsteen as The Boss’s celebrity rose. In his new book, “Unrequited Infatuations” he said “I was always his main adviser in a way just from being his best friend, and then a new manager had come in and become his main adviser. I thought he’s not really paying as much attention to my advice as much as he used to. I felt like I should be part of the official management team, and he just disagreed with that ’cause I was his little brother in his eyes. So I thought, to preserve the friendship, I think the best thing to do is to leave, so that’s when I split.”

So exactly the relationship you had with Tony Soprano.

Read more at NY Post.


Judge Ruled Britney Spears is Free!

The conservatorship will end in November, according to a ruling from a judge.

It’s going to be the Winter of Britney!!!!!

Read more at deadline.


Britney's Free And The First Thing She Does Is...

Fly a plane. Brit had to join the mile high club immediately after ditching her dad. Looks like she’s gonna be just alright.

Watch Britney the pilot on Instagram.


Elon Musk Sends a Massive Number 2 to Bezos

Elon Musk just became the richest man in the world, and he claims he’s sending Jeff Bezos a giant #2 statute and a silver medal.

Why don’t you keep them so he doesn’t have to send them back to you next month when he’s back on top.

Read more at business insider.


Netflix Finally Tells Us How Many Views Their Shows Are Getting

The streaming service revealed how many accounts viewed their top shows and how many hours have been watched. And you’ve probably never watched most of them.

This proves one thing; how many people love shitty movies.

Read more at The Verge



TRENDING



The Sopranos is Huge Among Young People

Sopranos is the Star Wars for Guidos.

Read more at dnyuz.



VIRAL VIRAL



Mayor of San Diego Embarasses Himself

He’s not rapping but its just as horrendous.

It’s what would happen if Chris Stanley became Mayor of anything.



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



How Often Do You Think You Check Your Phone?

According to a new study, Americans check smartphones 96 times a day

That’s it? Thought it was going to be a high number.

Read more at Fox5.



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