Back in 2017, then CIA Director Mike Pompeo was considering kidnapping and possibly assassinating Julian Assange as payback for Wikileaks releasing CIA documents. Assange has nothing to worry about, if the CIA couldn’t get Snowden, he’ll be fine.

Read more at Rolling Stone.

DEA Issues Warning About Fentanyl In Fake Pills

For the first time in six years the DEA has issued a warning regarding fake drugs saying that people need to be aware that there are a ton of counterfeit prescription pills being circulated that contain Fentanyl. People, only get your prescription drugs from your doctor, not your other drug dealer.

Read more at the New York Post.

NASA a fireball flew over North Carolina coast at around 7:40 p.m. on Sunday and was one of at least five fireballs seen over the U.S. in the same night. It was traveling about 32,000 kph nad was one of five that were spotted over the US on Sunday.

Each fireball appeared to be headed toward a Lit Pit.

Read more at cbsnews.

President Biden stepped up and showed America that he got his Booster shot, recommended for Americans with the Pfizer shot who are 65 and up.

Biden thought it was his first shot.

Read more at CNBC.

Hinckley, now 66 years old after his failed 1981 assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan, is living alone for the first time in 40 years.

He’s moving in next door to Jodi Foster. He’s found a lovely place in her bushes.

Read more at tmz.

Kathy Hochul is replacing health care workers who won’t get vaccinated with National Guard personnel.

If that doesn’t work you can use the National Guard to make people to get vaccines. Lets really freak out the Q.

Read more at Mediaite.

ABC is making the move to bring Al Michaels to Thursday Night Football and move in Mike Turico to Sunday Night Football. Most seem to think this is because of Al Michaels’ age. How about they move Chris Collinsworth off SNF to a dumpster behind their offices. Everyone will love that.

Read more at Sports Illustrated.

The Eagles need to sign this kid ASAP.

Watch the vid at Digg.

Kevin Durant didn’t seem amused by David Letterman taking all the attention during a press conference.

Are we even sure he knew who David Letterman was?

Vaccine protocols mean Irving may not be playing home games, which has people weirded out since he’s pretty important to the team.

Hey Nets fans, he’s not fucking you guys, he’s just soaking you.

Read more at CBS Sports.

“These celebrities are going freaking crazy and I don’t want to be one, I denounce my celebrity-ness today,” O’Neal told the New York Post. “I’m done with it.”

Don’t worry, Shaq, real celebrities would never do commercials for The General.

Read more at mediaite.

Barkley says they are the two worst things to ever happen to America, and they have screwed up our country.

Way to make a stand.

Read more at Mediaite.

R. Kelly, not Robert Kelly, was found guilty of the charges against him in a Federal Sex Crimes Racketeering trial. The court found he was recruiting “women and girls to engage in illegal sexual activity with Kelly” as far back as 1999.

I know that you’re pissed off but it’s better than being pissed on.

Read more at People.

Smith was talking about his marriage in an interview and said that at one point he thought he would have a harem one day of “20 women that I loved and took care of and all of that, it seemed like a really great idea,

Yeah because you’re straight. Soooo very straight.

Read more at pagesix.

“I had a pretty profound experience on my 28th birthday,” they said. “I made [alien] contact, and it was a pretty mind-blowing experience. ” The event happened on her 28th birthday in Joshua Tree, where she says she saw a blue orb floating above the ground.

If there was a UFO there it was because Demi lovato got out of it.

Read more at mediaite.

People seemed to not be believing the hints Chel and Jo were dropping about their relationship so they got a little bolder. Now we’re at the – HERE WE’RE KISSING OKAY? stage.

We get it guys. You’re together. Now what were 12 signs that your relationship is for PR again?

Read more at pagesix.

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Loopholes to stay a virgin “technically” have always been around- oral sex, or anal for example. But the Mormon kids have their on system to avoid sin and they call it soaking. Penetration without thrusting- you know put it in and just let it sit there- has the hashtag soaking blowing up the tickety toks.

A lot of drunk men are being accused of fucking like a Mormon.

Read more at NY Post.

I would like to return to a simpler time when I didn’t know what “soaking” is. It was about two seconds ago https://t.co/IUpiCTJc9n

— 🍂🍂Imani Gandied Apples🍁🍁 (@AngryBlackLady) September 26, 2021

everything

13 things that blew your mind growing up in the 80’s and 90’s are now on the junk pile or maybe in a museum. Remember when CD Rom encyclopedias seemed insane? You thought you were living in the Jetsons when those little GPS devices came out. Calling Cards for payphones! Crazy then- old and shitty now.

And last on the list, Demi Lovato.

Read more at Buzzfeed.