It’s only been a day since a judge sentenced Robert Durst to life in prison without parole and its looking like he may not have to spend any time there. A spokesperson for Durst said he has covid and is currently on a ventilator in serious condition.

Man, California’s really serious about their life sentence.

Read more at nbcnews.com.

Buttigieg has been taking a lot of ribbing over his paternity leave and Tucker Carlson mocked him by asking how breastfeeding was going. Pete fired back,

“Well, look, in his case, I guess he just doesn’t understand the concept of bottle feeding, let alone the concept of paternity leave,” said the secretary. “But what is really strange is that, you know, this is from a side of the aisle that used to claim the mantle of being pro-family.”

Hey Pete, remind us never to invite you to a roast.

Read more at mediaite.

1,652 radio signals have been detected coming from a mystery spot in space.

Don’t worry, Jodi Fosters working on this.

Read more at vice.

A 3,500 year old Babylonian tablet is the first human drawing of a ghost ever recorded. If you look close enough it definitely looks like it’s Vigo the Carpathian.

Read more at the Guardian.

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A blown call led to a Tennessee loss against Ole Miss and the fans were furious so they decided to throw all their trash onto the field. Come on people, get it together, it’s not like Hogan joined the NWO out there.

Watch the video on Barstool.

Rational response from Tennessee fans to throw shit all over the field. pic.twitter.com/2doOM5lK4T

— Unnecessary Roughness (@UnnecRoughness) October 17, 2021

Earlier this year, Cam was refusing the vaccine and when he was let go from the Patriots some suspected it was over the vax issue. Now he’s got the shot and reportedly talking about a return to the NFL.

Cam any way you could talk to Kyrie?

Read more at NYPost.

According to Peyton Manning, Eli felt bad about giving the double bird on national television.

Well how else was he supposed to explain how a kid in acts in Philly?

Read more at TMZ

Turns out the NFL had all the dirt on Gruden back in June. So why wait till week 5 of the season to release it? Oh that’s right, the NFL just hates the Raiders, forgot.

Read more at Pro Football Talk.

Mötley Crüe frontman fell off the stage at the Monsters On The Mountain festival in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. He was rushed to the hospital, where it was determined that the singer broke several ribs.

That must have been some fall to break through that beer belly safety cushion

Read more at rollingstone.

What are we excited about? The Riddler? The Batmobile? Hell no.

Watch out for cappuccino man.

Don’t hate George. The only time he gets press is when he talks bad about me. He claims 50+ years ago I took away a camera angle that denied him 30 more seconds of prime time TV. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’m giving it back to him now by letting him spew his hatred for the world to see!🤣 Bill the 🐷

Last person alive wins.

Don’t hate George. The only time he gets press is when he talks bad about me. He claims 50+ years ago I took away a camera angle that denied him 30 more seconds of prime time TV. 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’m giving it back to him now by letting him spew his hatred for the world to see!🤣 Bill the 🐷

— William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) October 16, 2021

Penn’s third marriage only lasted one year after he and Leila George got married in a Zoom ceremony. His soon to be ex-wife is the daughter of Vincent D’Onofrio.

Don’t fuck her over on the settlement, you don’t want Private Pyle on your ass.

Read more at Pagesix.

It’s not even Halloween yet, but Britney’s got the tree out and decorated. She wants reasons to find joy in her life, during a time when she also has implied that she’s holding some bombshell secrets that her family wouldn’t want aired publicly.

When you’re trying not to look crazy putting up a Christmas tree in October doesn’t help.

Read more at TMZ

The Critics Choice Awards were already set for January 9th, and they’re not moving even though the Golden Globes just announced they’re moving their date to 1.9.

Aw now I gotta pick which show not to watch.

Read more at Deadline.

This very special turtle was born with two heads, and six legs.

They’re gonna need a bigger shell. Do you have anything in two bedroom?

Read more at Mediaite.

We gotta stop dumping J&J vaccines into the Red Sea.

Read more at Mirror.Co.Uk.

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