A lawyer for Julian Assange says that he can’t be brought back to the US because he suffers from autism and would commit suicide if extradited to the states.

So autism + US = suicide? Fuck.

Read more at yahoo.com.

The Department of State has issued its first X passport this week, after promising to offer the option to non-binary, intersex and gender non conforming presons.

Dave Chappelle is going to be pissed

Read more at mediaite.

YouTube Channel City Beautiful says the rapid population growth in Austin has caused catastrophic traffic, and widening highway lanes will only make it worse. The video explains how more lanes = more people moving in

Congratulations Austin. You grew! Lovin it?

The Armchair urbanist says Cleveland Ohio and the rest of the rust belt stretching from Illinois around the great lakes and up to main is the best place to escape the dangers of impending climate change.

That’s just because their climate already sucks.

The Dania Beach Vervet Project is trying to create a permanent sanctuary for a colony of monkey’s that have thrived there for over 70 years. Or they can get work at Disney in some sort of new Wizard of Oz ride.

Read more at LM Tribune.

Josh Cavallo, who plays soccer in Australia, has opened the closet doors and proclaimed that he is gay in a very touching emotional video.

This sounds about as safe as coming out as black in Alabama in the 1950s.

Read more at TMZ.

“I'm a footballer and I'm gay."

Adelaide United midfielder Josh Cavallo has come out publicly as gay. He is the world’s only publicly out male professional footballer currently playing in a top-flight league.

(via @AdelaideUnited)pic.twitter.com/grOhy6yi76

— B/R Football (@brfootball) October 27, 2021

The football world showed Josh Cavallo support after he came out publicly as gay ❤️ pic.twitter.com/iqEb7eL6zx

— B/R Football (@brfootball) October 28, 2021

In his defense it was gonna be a fearsome foursome.

Read more at barstool

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Mississippi State’s head coach was asked if he could give candy corn a second chance and he had no time for it. But what are his thoughts on Almond Joy’s?

Someone uploaded a photo of the actor to a public domain site, and now, somehow, Novak’s image has been used on a long list of products globally. Uruguayan face paint, Chinese electric razors, European ponchos, Swedish cologne and more. Novak posted some of the images on his IG stories this week and Buzzfeed captured them.

So why can’t he get cast in a movie?

Read more at Buzzfeed

Bitch Media takes on the Girls Gone Wild brand. Not just for exploiting women, and making money off them. But also for spreading the myth that openly sharing sexuality while vacationing in March or April is empowering for women.

Easy…It’s just spring break.

Read more at bitchmedia.

Some are accusing the central figure in the Halloween horror movie series of homophobic behavior, because he kills a gay couple in the latest iteration.

Either that or he’s being inclusive.

Read more at tmz.

Michael Myers is homophobic #HalloweenKills pic.twitter.com/dVeO4Hvqh5

— ECDD 512 (@isaelvalen) October 17, 2021

A scientist went viral on TikTok when he shared a 2015 scientific finding that when anyone looks at a photo of Jennifer Anniston, it lights up a neuron in the brain.

That’s nothing, you should see what happens when you look at David Schwimmer.

Read more at NY Post.

@dr.brein

Reply to @sallycooper51 Jennifer Aniston #greenscreen #neuroscience my captions are broken 😑

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Timothee Chalamet has been outed by internet detectives for running a YouTube account about modded XBox controllers. He had time for this but not to read Dune?

Read more at Barstool.

Paul McCartney said recently he doesn’t want to sign autographs or take selfies, saying “it’s strange”. Does this also mean he won’t pick up a check?

Read more at the New York Post.

Well that other guy did it.

Read more at NY Post.

Hoy en la isla del Hierro, una señora se cruza con el ciclista que iba en cabeza. El ciclista continúa ingresado con pérdida del conocimiento. pic.twitter.com/Ym1SFmX7M1

— Teófilo Borrallo (@Teofilo1952) October 23, 2021

Well this kids mom got on a loudspeaker and broadcast some weird hype talk to her kid as he walked to school, not once, not twice, but twelve times. This demonstrates that clearly the most embarrassing of all moms, is a mom who wants to go viral.

Via Digg.

@toniaerin

Mama to the rescue for that big ol itchy butt! 🤣 #microphonemom

♬ original sound – Tonia Erin

@toniaerin

Too far?? Nah 🤣 And excuse my voice cracking…I’m going through puberty 🤷🏻‍♀️ #microphonemom 💜 @mehasrareuser

♬ original sound – Tonia Erin

@toniaerin

Just spreading the love 💜 #microphonemom 🎤🥰

♬ original sound – Tonia Erin

@toniaerin

Welp, that went well 🤓 #StudentSectionSauce @mehasrareuser 🥰

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@toniaerin

We are going LIVE tomorrow, Friday 10/1, at 7pm CST! Come join us! 🤟🏼

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Only one thing could have caused a melee this brutal at a dog show.

Who let the dogs out?

Read more at tmz.

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Fewer people are having children, there’s less sex than there used to be, and now many women are choosing to eliminate even the possibility of conception through sterilization procedures. A new poll among Gen Z says people are afraid to have kids because they feel like the world is burning- climate problems, the pandemic, division and cultural collapse are all partly responsible. As is a lack of safe healthy contraception, and a threat to freedom of choice. So they aren’t just tying their tubes, they are removing them.

Expect a new Texas law in 3…2…1

Read more at nypost.