Taking a page from Colin Quinn’s Red State Blue State, Marjorie Taylor Green polled her Twitter followers and 43% want to see the country split up.

And the other 57 percent want a martial law dictatorship.

Should America have a national divorce?

— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) October 12, 2021

A passenger was caught on film flying into a rage over being told to put his mask back on and things kept escalating

Thanks to passengers known only as Vito and Ian who calmed things down .

Read more at barstoolsports.

@starcadearcade

It does not end well… I just wanted to play Pokémon #travel #starcade #la #plane

♬ original sound – Starcade Arcade

A record number of workers left jobs in August, with 892,000 food service workers quitting, 721,000 retail workers throwing in the towel and 534,000 exiles from the health care and social assistance.

Gee you’d think people would be lining up to wash dishes.

Read more at CNBC

A test program will be offering sushi and ice cream delivered by drones whisking through the Tel Aviv skyline.

Finally, in Tel Aviv, incoming is good news.

Read more at J Post.

The NFL’s Players Association wants to see what else was found in the 650,000 emails that led to Jon Gruden’s firing from the Raiders. Good luck, NFLPA, you couldn’t even stop the taunting foul from getting implemented this season.

Read more on Twitter.

For any lawyers out there, what kind of odds do the NFLPA have here to be successful? I'm way out of my depth here. https://t.co/vy8bGrcutW

— Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) October 12, 2021

Apparently Brett Favre has to give back $828,000 that he was paid to speak at some events he never showed up to. The people who gave him the money were just busted for running non-profits that were embezzling money they were given from welfare funds. In Favre’s defense he’s in a constant state of concussion.

Read more at the Mississippi Free Press.

Sports writer Adam Schefter is now trending because of emails he sent WFT’s GM Bruce Allen. He sent stories to Allen to get his OK on them and even referred to Allen as “Mr. Editor”. Other emails had him addressing Dan Snyder as “Daddy” but that had nothing to do with reporting.

Read more on Twitter and the LA Times.

Schefter allowing NFL team GMs to edit his own reporting on CBA negotiations with the NFLPA is really, really bad. https://t.co/fpsX8PfPQ6

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) October 13, 2021

Jim Irsay jumped on Twitter to guarantee the Colts will win two Super Bowls by 2030. Irsay should instead be focusing on whether or not his pills have been cut with Fentanyl.

Read his wacked out Tweet on Twitter.

Colts Nation,don’t you worry…we’re gonna get The Horseshoe at least 2 Lombardis this decade…as sure as the sun rises and the seasons change,it’s COMING🏈💪🏼! Don’t you ever doubt that,EVER! YOU WILL SEE GREATNESS🏈 BELIEVE AND YOU WILL SEE🏈💪🏼🙏🏼

— Jim Irsay (@JimIrsay) October 12, 2021

Offensive emails cost Jon Gruden more than his job as head coach of the Raiders, he also lost a sponsorship gig with Sketchers, and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers announced he’s being removed from the Ring of Honor.

And that ring of honor is pretty small. This hurts. They recently had the whole ring carpeted.

Read more at tmz.

Until he’s vaccinated, Kyrie Irving is off the team says the GM for the Brooklyn Nets.

“Given the evolving nature of the situation and after thorough deliberation, we have decided Kyrie Irving will not play or practice with the team until he is eligible to be a full participant,” he said adding, “we will not permit any member of our team to participate with part-time availability.”

This would be a good time for Kyrie to take a cruise around the world. Unfortunately the earth is flat.

Read more at NY Post.

Remember when Sharon left the show and acted like it was all her idea and celebrated walking away with a big fat check? Well now she told Megyn Kelly exactly which CBS executives gave her the boot, and told them “they’ve destroyed me. I told them that I will never be able to get over this.”

You got ousted from The Talk. Not even the View, the Talk. It’s no big deal.

Read more at Mediaite.

The McCallister’s are back and this time they’re British? This isn’t the movie we want, but the movie we needed from Disney+.

Watch the trailer on Digg.

The dark comedy is based on the huge hit podcast based on a true story that tells the baffling story of a shrink who manipulates his client and takes over his house and his money and his life.

I liked the original better. It was called The Beach Boys.

Everything is fine… or is it? Mark your calendar for your appointment with #TheShrinkNextDoor. Stream the first three episodes November 12 on Apple TV+ https://t.co/XGdLyVvfn5 pic.twitter.com/J6fJrUyvy0

— Apple TV (@AppleTV) October 12, 2021

“My wife had the virus; my daughter had the virus and I never got it,” he joked in an interview. “Being a devil worshipper does have its good points!”

When you play Ozzy’s covid test backwards it says Sharon, Shaaaaaron.

Read more at yahoo.

Heading home from New York Comic Con, a couple heard a phone ringing in their cab. That phone, it turned out, belonged to SNL alum Molly Shannon.

Everyone knows the greatest act of heroism you can do is return a lost cell phone in a cab.

Read more at pagesix.

@vincentzurzolo

We found a phone in a taxi… you’ll never guess who it belonged to…. #nyc #kharma #snl #iphone #superstar

♬ original sound – Vincent Zurzolo

Dwayne Johnson is looking into a 2024 or 2028 run, but admits that “at the end of the day, I don’t know the first thing about politics.”

So you’re perfect!

Read more at vanity fair.

That joke about OJ that Kim Kardashian delivered during her SNL monologue was “beyond inappropriate and insensitive,” says Nicole Brown’s sister.

“My father was and still is such an influence and inspiration to him. I credit him for really opening up my eyes to racial injustice. It’s because of him that I met my first Black person. Want to take a stab in the dark at who it was?” Kardashian cracked during her monologue. “I know it’s sort of weird to remember the first Black person you met but O.J. does leave a mark, or several, or none at all. I still don’t know.”

Guess it was still too soon….

Read more at TMZ.