Johnson and Johnson say that a second shot of their vaccine will make it as effective against Covid as Moderna and Pfizer. Then why the hell didn’t they give the J&J Freaks two shots to begin with?

Read more at CNN.

Apple is working on a feature for future iPhones that will detect if you are depressed. It will read your facial expressions, mobility, physical activity, sleep patterns, typing behavior to determine your mental state. So now the extremely lazy will have to deal with their phone telling them they’re sad.

Read more at the WSJ.

U.S. fatalities from Covid 19 have now surpassed the deaths estimated from the 1918 flu which was previously our nation’s deadliest.

Pretty good for fake disease.

We’re #1 We’re #1.

Read more at CNBC

Move over, Spanish flu. The #Covid19 pandemic has become the deadliest disease event in American history. The official death toll will surpass the 1918 fatality total in the next few hours. And the U.S. isn't done accruing Covid deaths, sadly. https://t.co/dnnZ8gikQ4

— Helen Branswell (@HelenBranswell) September 20, 2021

US covid deaths: 676,000
1918 flu pandemic: 675,000

Covid officially the deadliest outbreak in American history.

— ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) September 21, 2021

Horrifying stat of the day

More Americans (675,000) have now been killed by Covid-19 than the Spanish flu in 1918–19, making the coronavirus the US’ deadliest pandemic. pic.twitter.com/7TbHG62zi6

— Morning Brew ☕️ (@MorningBrew) September 21, 2021

The Big Green Tractor, open-air school busses crammed with partiers, trucks with hot tubs, a bus with massage chairs, party barges on wheels and so on- all are keeping Nashville partying in the streets.

Nashville is the New Orleans for a Walmart Crowd.

Read more at NY Times

Gotta love the variety of “party bus” options in #Nashville. It’s hilarious. pic.twitter.com/yHVpLDlRCL

— DailyPhotoTN (@daily_tn) June 19, 2021

Spicy: Charleyyyyyy – that looks an awful lot like a Nashville party bus. I smell trouble.🙀 pic.twitter.com/eYYANCmJZK

— Spicy the Cat (@Spicyandfriends) September 3, 2021

Firetruck Party Bus #Nashville #streetphotography pic.twitter.com/U3A0lKi8Hc

— Michael Ray Nott (@MichaelRayNott) March 23, 2019

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Gronk showed up on the Mannincast of MNF and revealed what anyone could have guessed – he doesn’t watch tape. Why do that when you can be shotgunning beers with your drunk brothers?

Watch the clip from MNF:Manning Edition on Twitter.

"No, I don't. I just run by guys."

—Gronk on if he watches film 😅

📺: MNF w/ Peyton and Eli on ESPN2 pic.twitter.com/Nw7KSFBWi2

— ESPN (@espn) September 21, 2021

Indianapolis Colts made-of-glass QB Carson Wentz has two sprains after last week’s game.

Could be worse, he could have three legs.

Read more at espn.

Colts’ HC Frank Reich said QB Carson Wentz sprained both ankles and it’s too early to tell what his status is for Sunday at Tennessee.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 20, 2021

Hulk is expecting his fourth child, and the woman carrying it is his niece! Or at least she used to be. She’s actually Hulk’s ex-wife’s niece.

Might be scandalous in US but In Brazil, this is just a Thursday.

Read more at barstool.

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While playing a little 1 on 1 with Tory Lanez, Drake airballed a jump shot, well more than one.

Just because you’re a basketball cheerleader doesn’t mean you’re a basketball player.

Read more at TMZ.

#drake and #torylanez playing 1v1 in #miami 👀🏀 Who you got your money on?! pic.twitter.com/FaQ8emIyA8

— No Jumper (@nojumper) September 20, 2021

Don’t know if she is strumming a guitar or if this is the last move she does before she falls asleep. But its lots of fun for everyone.

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Claption goes back on vow not to play any venues with mask mandates. He performed at the New Orleans’ Smoothie King Center which requires the standard mandate conditions- show proof of vaccination or a recent negative covid test.

Oh Clapton, what happened to those convictions?

Someone get this trained seal another fish. #oaroaroar

Read more at NY Post.

Collins is making the rounds one last time, ending his performance career with Genesis. It’s their first live performance in 13 years. Collins is 70, and sings sitting down. Guitarist Mike Rutherford also played from a stool.

Just remember, Vos was sitting first.

Read more at Page Six.

Frail Phil Collins begins Genesis farewell tour in Birmingham, singing from chair onstage https://t.co/KAG6zQbs0T pic.twitter.com/lHrLzECz0R

— Page Six (@PageSix) September 20, 2021

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A new tik Tok trend called “Devious Licks” or just Licks is inspiring kids to steal shit and trash their schools. This never would have happened if they were all still on Zoom.

https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2021/09/20/tiktok-devious-licks-viral-challenge-vandalism-stealing-in-schools/

A Walmart worker broadcast her resignation over the stores loudspeakers and was very clear about how she felt about the job she was leaving behind.

“Attention Walmart shoppers and associates, my name is Beth from electronics. I’ve been working at Walmart for almost five years and I can say that everyone here is overworked and underpaid. The attendance policy is bullsit. We’re treated from management and customers poorly every day. Whenever we have a problem with it, we’re told that we’re replaceable. I’m tired of the constant gaslighting. This company treats their elderly associates like shit. To Jarred, our store manager, you’re a pervert. Greta and Kathy, shame on y’all for treating our associates the way you do. I hope you don’t speak to your families the way you speak to us.

Fuck management and f–k this job. I quit.

Oh one more thing….would you write me a letter of recommendation?

Read more at Fox5NY.

Experts in Phoenix realize they need to start cooling the city off. The heat is worse than in Quatar, and despite that the city feels designed to absorb heat, they’re determined to change things with trees and plants.

Okay great! Now how do we get water for all this?