A press release has mentioned that Walmart is going to start accepting the cryptocurrency Litecoin at their stores but no one can confirm it’s true yet. If you have Litecoin and you released a fake press release, good for you!

Read more at CNBC.com

On the upside, his hair didn’t drain down his face. So that’s a win.

Rudy rolled into the 9/11 dinner drunk out of his mind tonight. Here he is giving his Queen Elisabeth impression, and assuring the audience he was never with a young girl and Prince Andrew. pic.twitter.com/U40YSzS34X

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 12, 2021

People were not enjoying the untasteful painting of three guys enjoying some coffee while a plane aims right for them, meant to represent 9/11.

So you’ve taken one of the most photographed events in the history of the world and replaced it with a dada painting. Can’t imagine how this went wrong.

Read more at mediaite.

In case there was any doubt that Ken Paxton is a horrible, tasteless, tone-deaf piece of shit, he posted this repulsive, exploitative excuse for a painting. pic.twitter.com/Np2vSctE4P

— Bob Cesca (@bobcesca_go) September 12, 2021

Slinging gas is not the cash cow you might expect it to be. The majority of fuel station owners say they earn less than 2 percent of the price of gas.

So the real money is in cheese-its and lotto tickets. Got it.

Read more at The Hustle.

The U.S. Navy built the stairs across the spine of this mountain range during World War II to provide access to a secret radio base. The dangerous conditions led to it being closed to the public and now the city has voted to remove the dangerous steps.

Lets leave the landmark alone and just dismantle the song.

Read more at NY Post.

Honolulu City Council moves to destroy 'Stairway to Heaven' https://t.co/trfBM8nHuz pic.twitter.com/V1xocFk2TV

— New York Post (@nypost) September 11, 2021

The Haiku Stairs pic.twitter.com/72XgSxEyjD

— Aesthetic Sharer ZHR (@CGdrawing) November 4, 2020

Stairway to Heaven !! 😶‍🌫️🌫
📸: el_honeyman | IG pic.twitter.com/IMlhkPJCb0

— Hawaii Explore (@hawaiiexplores) September 12, 2021

Haiku Stairs, Hawaii pic.twitter.com/8be4kagxPi

— Earth (@earthcurated) April 2, 2020

Honolulu council to destroy Hawaii's 'Stairway to Heaven' over concerns that it's too dangerous https://t.co/ffI2HuVg6h pic.twitter.com/E3TZDGOeoD

— Bob T Two (@bobttwo) September 12, 2021

Stairway to Heaven, or Haiku Stairs, at Oahu's Koolau Mountain in Hawaii offers breathtaking scenes🌸 pic.twitter.com/Yp5ZMYHQvL

— Gislaine🇧🇷🌸 (@magioliveira) June 15, 2021

Haiku Stairs, Hawaii My legs are tired already! #jac pic.twitter.com/Jo8ci2fhvJ

— Jackie's Art Corner (@JackieArtCorner) September 9, 2018

Evening adventures at Haiku Stairs ✨ #Oahu, #Hawaii.
#Yeddyurappa pic.twitter.com/tf7ZWDIEN2

— Travel Ka Baap (@Travelkabaap) May 17, 2018

Haiku Stairs on Oahu☑️ Earth is truly incredible. pic.twitter.com/4ya7ntCpEE

— Callam Lloyd (@callamlloyd) June 5, 2018

Is that coming from the owners box? No worries, those fans are used to Dan Snyder shitting all over them.

It’s raining turds in Washington! @Barstooldmv (via ig:tommyob5) pic.twitter.com/VC6LCFC0PN

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 12, 2021

You’ve got a $5.5 billion stadium you need something decent to run on your fancy big screens, so the Rams turned to Wally Pfister to create a thriller of an opening video clip.

Okay great, but you’re still a basketball town .

Read more at THR

Djokovic was on his way to being the first to win four major tournaments in the year, and maybe become teh GOAT. then Medvedev showed up and its all down the crapper.

How’s it feel like to be a fucking loser.

Read more at NY times.

Weed can boost running performance, says a new book.

No wonder we kept Sha’Carri Richardson out of the olympics.

Read more at WSJ.

But experts believe this could pick up as we approach the trade deadline of Nov 2.

Unfortunately for Deshaun, Harvey Weinstein doesn’t own a team.

Read more at NFL.

Eli and Peyton will be calling MNF on ESPN2 this season. It can’t possibly be worse than whatever the hell they’re airing on ESPN proper these days.

Read more at Sporting News.

Monday Night Football with Peyton & Eli! 📺

Can't wait! pic.twitter.com/vB4Vce14N0

— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) September 10, 2021

Aaron Rodgers had a tough day on Sunday against the Saints and people are theorizing he’s just checked out and doesn’t give a fuck. Statistically he would have had a better passer rating if he just threw the ball into the dirt every snap. Maybe it’s the Olivia Munn news getting into his head.

Read the reactions on Twitter.

Aaron Rodgers returning to Green Bay just to sabotage their season is a tremendous conspiracy theory that I am willing to spread

— Benjamin Solak (@BenjaminSolak) September 12, 2021

Passer rating if thrown into the dirt every play: 39.6

Aaron Rodgers passer rating vs Saints today: 32.8 😳 pic.twitter.com/V6AtVFi3hx

— PFF (@PFF) September 12, 2021

While Jameis was incredible, how about the Saints’ defense?

The 3 points scored by Green Bay are the fewest *ever* in a game that Aaron Rodgers started and did not leave early due to injury.

Just a dominant performance to start the season by New Orleans.

— Field Yates (@FieldYates) September 12, 2021

Aaron Rodgers seriously looks mentally checked out. pic.twitter.com/HJ6vzOQ9W9

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) September 12, 2021

Morisette’s new documentary, Jagged, includes accusations that she was a victim of statutory rape when she was 15.

“The whole ‘why do women wait’ thing? Women don’t wait. Our culture doesn’t listen.”

Wouldn’t this make a better song than doc?

Read more at People.

Sami Sheen posted on socials that she has been living in an abusive environment but she’s out now, she’s happy and she’s quitting high school. Her father, Charlie Sheen, reacted to the news that she moved out of her mothers house.

“Sam’s amazing, I love her and all my children unconditionally. We’re having a ball. GED here we come!

If this doesn’t win him father of the year….. #winning #tigerblood

Read more at Fox News.

Britney showed off a giant shiny engagement ring on Instagram on Sunday, just one day after Sam Ashagari denied an upcoming engagement.

What was it that made you decide to go for it, Sam? The ass shots?

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Starting September 13th Jay Leno fans will be very excited, because he’s coming back to television in the role of game show host. His reboot of You Bet Your Life is promising all comedy, no dirty stuff and no politics.

So are you telling us that the edgy Jay Leno that never existed is gone

Read more at variety.

Rumor mills are swirling with the news that Waller-Bridge may replace Harrison Ford as lead in ‘Indiana Jones’

Finally Indiana Jones will have sex.

Read more at NY Post.

Another B Squad Avenger has gotten a Disney+ show and Hawkeye’s trailer just dropped. The internet think its giving off Die Hard vibes. Ho Ho Ho Now I Have A Bow And Arrow just isn’t the same as a machine gun.

The first trailer for ‘HAWKEYE’ has been released.

The series premieres on November 24 on Disney+ pic.twitter.com/wVb99m1wZn

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) September 13, 2021

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Researchers have found that squirrel’s have different personalities just like humans – just not as many types. They have four main traits – boldness, aggressiveness, activity level, and sociability. So squirrel psychologists can start prescribing adderall to the less active ones.

Read more at Study Finds.