Willard Scott has passed away at the age of 87.

And just think he was 13 years away from getting his Smuckers shout out.

Read more at CNN.

This @todayshow tribute to my dear friend, Willard Scott, will tell you why he was so beloved and why he was America’s Weatherman to the entire country. No broadcaster was loved by so many and brought so many smiles https://t.co/V7RqyQPN1T

— Al Roker (@alroker) September 4, 2021

An automated prompt asked viewers of a video titled “white man calls cops on black men at marina” if they would like to “keep seeing videos about Primates,” on Facebook. Facebook apologized to the Daily Mail which posted the video.

Oh come on, the AI isn’t racist. The programmers are,

Read more at huffpost.

He says he’s never felt better, and the bathroom is now a sanctuary away from the internet for him.

We’re not your mom, we shouldn’t have to hear about what happens in your bathroom.

Read More at Mel Magazine.

The Florida Governor was asked about the Texas law and he said its “interesting” and that he was “going to look more significantly at it.”

If you can’t be first, then try and be the worst.

Read more at Axios.

On Sept 18 there’s a rally planned at the Capitol o demand justice for those charged over the January 6th Riots, and it looks a like a Trump Campaign official is behind it.

Okay, its fine, just don’t hold your Rally in the Lobby of the Capitol.

Read more at Washington Post.

Now that people are used to their watches tracking their health, it looks like we can expect to see Smart Toilets telling us if we have health problems based on #1 and #2.

Yeah this isn’t going to get QAnon going.

Read more at WSJ

In his first official game as acting manager of the Cubs, Andy Green got thrown out of the game.

You realize this Cubs season’s been over, right?

Andy Green gets tossed in his 1st game as acting manager while David Ross is is out with Covid.

The mask rip off and cap spike is classic.@Cubs #GoCubsGo pic.twitter.com/3vQ2qDFDLH

— Billy Krumb (@ClubhouseCancer) September 3, 2021

It’s AAA ball, so what’s the fighting all for?

Fight? This is more like a dance broke out.

MID HOMERUN TROT FIGHT pic.twitter.com/X57hYg6Hqp

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 4, 2021

This guy at the Va Tech game is way too old and too outnumbered to be picking fights.

This looks like you just ran into the bug planet on Starship Troopers.

That man had a look in his eyes only a drunk college student could create pic.twitter.com/sMGHbxhtRx

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 4, 2021

Los Angeles comedian Fuquan Johnson died, as did two others, after they all did cocaine laced with Fentanyl at a party in Los Angeles. The anti-vaxxers need to focus on this cocaine/fentanyl problem instead.

Read more at the Daily Mail.

After three short years of marriage, Kaley Cuoco filed for divorce.

Odd this comes just on the heels of her Meet Cute co-star breaking up with his GF.

Which oddly came on the heels of a certain adorable trip to Great Adventure.

Let the wild baseless speculation begin…..

Read more at Page Six.

The former SNL star says he has stopped doing interesting comedy because he’s afraid of cancel culture. Spade says he’s playing it safe but the side effect of safe is that its just not that funny.

Oh David. What’s left to cancel you from?

Read more at Fox News

Drake leaked an unreleased Ye track while acting as a guest DJ on SiriusXM. Nobody knows where he got the track of Life of the Party to leak.

Look how far we’ve fallen from the east coast west coast beef.

Read more at Rolling Stone

Ms Midler is calling on women to withhold sex until men stop passing laws that fuck with our reproductive rights.

“Wait, there HAS been sex?” said her husband

read more at The Hill.

The Hollywood Reporter thinks Dune is definitely in line for some visual awards but don’t expect to see any nominations for above the line awards.

Unless…..they give out an Oscar for confusion.

Read more at THR.

Anyone who watched Fuckboy island won’t be surprised by this at all.

Read more at foxnews.

EVERYTHING

everything

Taking as little as 7000 Steps every day can dramatically cut your risk of heart disease and premature death, says just about every study.

As long as you’re not walking to the Burger King.

Read more at studyfinds.