Thursday September 9: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at September 9, 2021

THURSDAY 9.9

NEWS STORIES

Mexico Is Protecting the Right to an Abortion

While the US is chipping away at the protections of Roe vs Wade, Mexico has said it is unconstitutional nationwide to criminalize abortions.

Mexico may need that wall back to stop American refugees.

Monkey Woman Throws Eggs at Cali Candidate for Governor

It was bedlam as Larry Elder was out campaigning in Venice, California for the recall election when he was accosted by a woman in a monkey mask throwing eggs.

These protesters don’t know how to respect their Elders.

Naked Woman Drives Through Armed Standoff on a Golf Course

A 28 year old woman broke the tension during an armed standoff between Florida authorities and an 18 year old. The woman drove through the active crime scene on a golf

She’s not the hero Florida wanted, she’s the hero Florida deserved.

Naked woman, 28, drives golf cart into Florida standoff scene with armed suspect: reportshttps://t.co/3PSHRNhTha

— Fox News (@FoxNews) September 8, 2021

Citi Bike Set Single Day Record Thanks to Ida

Citi Bike recorded 126,360 trips on Sept. 2, the day after Hurricane Ida closed down NY’s subways.

Record day for blue bikes and one lucky uber driver made a cool $240 for a ride from Times Square to Queens.

Two Guys Make Discovery of the Decade, Get Comet Named After Them

The ‘megacomet’ Bernardinelli-Bernstein is the find of a decade according to Space.com. It’s the largest icy identified, over 100 miles across.

Bruce Willis is putting together a rag tag bunch of oil workers- details to follow.

Zebras Are Running Wild in Maryland

A dazzle of zebras somehow got free from the private farm they call home and they’ve been running around Maryland.

Three of the zebras were seen trying to referee a Ravens game.

SPORTS

Crowd Loves Derek Jeter Mentioning One Guy Who Didn't Vote For Him at HOF Induction Ceremony

“Thank you to the baseball writers, all but one of you, who voted for me,” Jeter said as the crowd laughed. 397 people voted, and all but one voted for him.

The Armond White of sports writers is happy to get acknowledged.

Donald Trump Sez He's Getting Obscene Money To Call Holyfield Fight

Donald Trump is bragging about the “obscene” amount of money Triller is paying him to call the Holyfield fight on Saturday and saying they offered him a private jet as well to get to the fight, even though he’s just a car ride away. Don Jr. will be getting a stepped on eight ball for his services.

Barstool Remembers All Of Derek Jeter's Famous Girlfriends

If you think Jeter is too overrated to get into the baseball Hall of Fame(Earl) you can’t deny he belongs in the Cocksman Hall Of Fame.

Two Strangers Split Raffle Ticket at Fenway & Win $18K

Two strangers sitting next to each other in Fenway park went 50/50 on a 50/50 ticket and they won. Now they’ll be friends for life.

Their only disagreement is figuring out whether to invest in coke or meth.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Oh No! Bill Cosby Comedy Tour Pushed Back Over Lawsuits

Bill Cosby has had to push back his planned comeback comedy tour because of a civil lawsuit from Judy Hughes, one of his victims. At Bills age it may better to just livestream his new hour.

The Matrix: Resurrections Trailer Has Dropped

This Christmas, we’ll all be able to watch the Matrix 4, Matrix: Resurrections. Now the Zoomers can get red pilled just like the Millennials did.

Watch the trailer on YouTube.

Cindy Crawford Recreates Famous Pepsi Ad

Crawford’s 1992 Pepsi ad was the stuff of legend. In 2021 she reshot the same ad and you need to look close up to see which was the OG. Fantastic.

Vampires make such great models. And they drink Pepsi.

Kimmel Says He Has No Problem Turning Pandimwits Away From Hospitals: Rest in Peace, Wheezy

Kimmel returned to his show this week and came out cocky, having no problem leaving the unvaccinated to die. If ICU beds become scarce, Jimmy shamelessly says he has no problem deciding who gets them, telling the vaccinated person having a heart attack to “come right on it”. As for the unvaccinated guy who “gobbled horse goo”, he says “Rest in Peace Wheezy.”

I guess it’s true, comedy really builds bridges. #ew

Alicia Vikander and Michael Fassbender Are First Time Parents

Don’t know whether its a boy or a girl but its destined to be very hot.

VIRAL VIRAL

Black Bear Can Open a Garage Door

Not sure which is scarier, Boston Dynamics or this guy.

That bear just really wants to see buckets.

Via Digg.

Jesus Bro Criticizes Women On Beach For What They're Wearing Then Explains Why

A dude’s gone viral after approaching women on the beach in bikinis and telling them they needed to leave because they were too scantily clad.

After going viral, he decided to make an explanation video telling his side of the story. And his side of the story completely lines up with the ladies.

Hey man, if you can’t handle your porn, don’t fuck it up for the rest of us.

@ggarbagefairy

Part 1#harrassement #feminism fuckmen

♬ original sound – Mia

@loganvandorn

The Truth Will Set You Free #jesus #thetruthwillsetyoufree #christian #jesuslovesyou #jesussaves #truth

♬ original sound – Logan Dorn