After three days in space without a pilot, the Space X astronaut-tourists returned with a splash, old school NASA style and the control room cheered.

This is like seeing a retro band playing music from 1965.

Splashdown! Welcome back to planet Earth, @Inspiration4x! pic.twitter.com/94yLjMBqWt

— SpaceX (@SpaceX) September 18, 2021

Five years after a fire shut down the infamous structure, the Notre Dame cathedral in Paris will reopen to visitors.

This is exciting news. I hope they let in the big Drum.

Read more at CNN.

This dude was at the Capitol riots on January 6 and returned for Saturday’ rally where he performed his original tune about Ashli Babbit.

More media than protestors showed up, but then this guy busting out a #1 hit.

This guy has a song about Ashli Babbitt. pic.twitter.com/lN9em24VVU

— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) September 18, 2021

Here he is on January 6

He was at J6. pic.twitter.com/eVeCnekirN

— bigfoot (@OSINTyeti) September 18, 2021

The big cats have all tested positive for Covid 19 based on fecal samplings.

Has anyone checked on the bears?

Read more at DCist.

Curtis “Fast Eddie” Smith, 61, charged with trying to shoot Alex Murdaugh is insisting he’s innocent.

“I know what they’re trying to say about me and it ain’t true,” Curtis told The Post. “It was the craziest situation I ever been involved with. I was set up to be the fall guy. And those damn pictures of me in the newspaper! I was looking at them this morning. They didn’t let me take a damn shower!”

You could have got even with him if you shot even one out of ten straight.

Read more at NY Post.

Check out this new story from 1984 of people opposed to the mandatory seat belt law. It’s weird these people didn’t storm the Capitol.

Watch the vid on Digg.

Alex Murdaugh is getting sued for $3 million in insurance payments by the sons of his housekeeper who died on his property back in 2018. It’s obvious he doesn’t have the cash so will they take a few hundred oxy’s instead?

Read more at Fox News.

Young Arch Manning, heir to the Manning empire completed 19 of 34 passes for 238 yards and three touchdowns in the first game of his junior season.

All part of his dream to one day talk about football on Monday nights as an alt broadcast.

Read more at foxnews.

Tebow is now a male model for Untucked Shirts.

Tebow got me wanting to run through a brick wall 😤 🐊 🧡💙 pic.twitter.com/I9W9iWiIjk

— Chris Muller (@Gator_Chris15) September 18, 2021

It was determined his death was caused by an accidental OD after he tried to go into a detox program but was turned away due to shortage of beds.

How accidental is it if you’re the one palming enough pills to kill you?

Read more at People

This guy tweeted the question of which actor was the better Willy Wonka, expecting a healthy debate, but Gene Wilder ran away with it.

This is like saying which manning brother is more talented.

Willy Wonka & Chocolate Factory with Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp?

— Official Account of "Bad" Brad Berkwitt (@BadBradRSR) September 17, 2021

Everyone seems to agree that the correct answer is Paul Newman, but have they seen the Rock in the Fast and the Furious movies?

Read the Tweet on, oddly enough, Twitter.

I feel like starting an argument, so: What actor, living or dead, any gender, was the greatest combination of acting talent, physical beauty and pure star-power charisma?

— Scott Renshaw (@scottrenshaw) September 18, 2021

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The Rancho Gordo bean club has 11k members and a 35k person waiting list to get on. Members get sent a box of rare beans every quarter and it’s all the rage. Earl Douglas, what are you waiting for?!?!?!?

Read more at the San Francisco Chronicle.

The club has 11,000 members who are sent a curated box of beans and recipes every quarter. And the wait list to get in is 35,000 people long.https://t.co/jYmkm4mIyV pic.twitter.com/O9KYa1GUaK

— San Francisco Chronicle (@sfchronicle) September 16, 2021

When he was six his dad told him tvs don’t grow on trees.

U gotta incorprat the trees to truly get god conected in Tebow we pray amen pic.twitter.com/cosi4d4amG

— Austin. (@RecDiggity) September 18, 2021

48% of men and 33% of women are ready to start sleeping with robots, and almost 40% of people are even willing to consider a relationship with our future robotic overlords.

Ladies do you realize you’re already keeping a sex robot in your nightstand?

Read more at Daily Star.

Surprising fact- only 3% of prehistoric humans mated with cousins, while in 2021, ten percent have.

Conclusion: Prehistoric humans didn’t have an Arkansas.

Read more at StudyFinds.