This shop is not fucking around when it comes to their pandemic rules. Cover your mouth, no coughing, stand back..oh and no sock or titty money.

What if the only money we have is Titty money? I believe that’s still considered legal tender.

New York something else man pic.twitter.com/wI7ohTshzj

— 𝘼𝙣𝙩. (@HateAnt) August 7, 2021

In Michigan, a black father and son and their real estate agent were nabbed by cops, guns drawn, and handcuffed, after a nosy neighbor called the cops thinking they were criminals.

When the police were told they were just prospective buyers, they responded, “yeah we know.”

Read more at CNN.

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Some are calling it the rainbow Olympics. 182 out and proud athletes from 30 countries making this year’s summer olympics three times more proud than 2016. 55 LGBTQ athletes won medals so there’s a lot to be proud about.

Face it most of these medals are going to the L’s.

Read more at NBC News.

The United States won 113 Gold medals which was less than they won at the last summer games, but by far the most of any country this time around.

Thanks to the LGBTQ community.

Read more at Yahoo.

Lionel Messi is leaving Barca, but he said, tearfully, that he isn’t ready too leave. In fact, he offered to cut his contract in half to stay, but Barcelona is so broke dick that they couldn’t even afford that.

It’s so difficult to see a guy crying who made $160 million last year.

This is what it sounds like…..when the GOAT cries.

Read more at ESPN.

I'm not crying, you're crying 😢

Lionel Messi struggles to get his words out during an emotional goodbye 🥺 pic.twitter.com/zSooN1P1zd

— Goal (@goal) August 8, 2021

The New England Patriots coach said he’s never coached against a better QB than Peyton Manning.

“He basically called every play by adjusting and/or changing the play once he saw what the defense was doing. He excelled at using the cadence and recognizing blitzes, and more than any one single offensive player, he forced us to change and adapt defensive game plans.”

Well that might change this year on October 3.

Read more at NBC Sports.

Now that the Gotham Awards went Gender Neutral, Indiewire suggests that the major award shows should follow suit.

Great idea! Seems like a great way to close women out completely.

Read more at indiewire.

Dwayne Johnson wants everyone to know that he’s not like those filthy non-shower boys like Ashton Kutcher or Jake Gyllenhaal. In fact, he says, he showers three times a day.

How can you be this clean and still stink as an actor?

Read more at People.

After a scandal celebs scrubbing social media is pretty common, but usually they don’t delete their apology. But DaBaby did.

What happened? Your fans call you DaBitch for apologizing?

Read more at PageSix.

Meet Cute stars Pete and Kelly were photographed holding hands as at Six Flags. She’s married, and we think he’s still dating someone else but TMZ brushed it off as just mutual support on a scary ride.

Well as long as she’s only holding his hand, that’s fine.

Read more at TMZ.

Fortnite? More like Fart night.

Read more at Rolling Stone

James Gunn said Ratcatcher 2 was just too sweet to kill off, and he just couldn’t do it, even though that was the original plan.

But you’re okay with the other 850 people you killed in this movie?

Read more at Screen Rant.

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Damn! Are you sure she’s not the Batgirl?

ASSHOLE ON THE FIELD BROUGHT DOWN BY THE BALLGIRL pic.twitter.com/yUk1sNLYzs

— vax muncy (@toriimacdaddy) August 8, 2021

Yooo look what just happened at the Dodgers game lmao pic.twitter.com/dlfhD7F2e6

— Chris Mendez-Torres (@thechrismendez) August 8, 2021

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