Wednesday August 4: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 8.4


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Biden calls for Cuomo to Resign

During a news conference a reporter asked President Joe Biden if Andrew Cuomo should resign in light of the Attorney General report released today. Biden said yes.

Kissing. Inappropriately touching. Kettle? Meet the pot.

Read more at tmz or any website on the planet.


Airline Suspends Flight Attendants; Unruly Dickhead Gets Arrested

Frontier Airlines seems to be taking the driving parent approach- punish everyone for now and sort it out later, after a disruptive passenger got duct taped to his seat during a flight from Philly to Miami.

The 22 year old drunk passenger groped two female flight attendants, and verbally and physically fought with a male flight attendant while yelling about how rich his parents are. Maxwell Berry was subdued using duct tape.

Hey bro it’s frontier justice.

Read more at mediaite.


$28 Airport Beer Shocks Travelers

A post went viral sharing the prices of beer at LaGuardia Airport including a $28 Sam Adams beer that sells for under $2 if you bought it at a store.

This is the result of cheap airline seats.

Read more at people.com.


Florida Tells Ben & Jerry's THey Have 90 Days to Stop Boycotting West Bank Or Else

Florida is “sending a message to corporate America that we will defend our strong relationship with the Jewish State.”

This must be DeSantis keeping government out of corporate decisions.

Read more at The Hlll.


Titanic Museum Iceberg Incident Sends Visitors to Hospital

It’s weird enough that there’s a ride on Titanic experience in the Great Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, but its even weirder that ice on the pretend iceberg fell and injured a number of tourists.

Let’s please keep this designer of this attraction away from the 911 museum.

Read more at CNN


Obama Cancels Super Bash

Obama has put the kibosh on his 600 person Martha’s Vineyard birthday party due to the current Covid surge and is limiting it to close friends and family. Hey Obama, the Lit Pit’s available if you want a change of venue.

Read more at CNN.


Delta's Old News! Now There's Delta Plus!

South Korea’s recorded two cases of a Covid variant they’re calling Delta Plus which is even more transmissible than Delta. It’s also been found in the UK, America and India. With Delta Plus you’ll have access to over 10,000 hours of content for the low low price of not getting vaccinated.

Read more at the Washington Post.


San Francisco Approves Supplemental Vaccine Dose For Sad Bastard Johnson & Johnson Folks

The city of San Francisco is letting people who got the J&J vaccine get a Moderna or Pfizer booster shot if they want one even though this hasn’t been approved on a large scale. Double the microchips, double the protection!

Read more at CNBC.



SPORTS



Kitten on Field is Best Baseball Clip This Year

What’s the most fun thing in this clip? Watching the cat take some seriously impressive leaps? Seeing the dugout go wild? Or is it watching the crew look like idiots chasing a hat in the wind.

Finally Yankees fans have something to root for this year.


Vikings Coach Baffled by Anti-Vaccination Players

Vikings head coach Mike Zimmer says it’s tough to deal with players who refuse to get vaccinated. “I just don’t understand,” he said. “I just don’t understand. I think we could put this thing to bed if we all do this. But it is what it is.” He added “These guys, some of them just won’t do it, I shouldn’t say it, but – some of the things they read are just – woof – out there.”

If you’re saying they’re Dumb yeah. They were trained that way by people like you.


Philip Rivers Is Ready To Come Back If The NFL Calls

Philip Rivers wants the NFL to know, while he is busy coaching high school football, if an NFL team needs him late in the season, he’s ready to go. He must already be tired of dealing with his nine children.

Read more on Twitter.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Can Someone PLEASE Help Britney.....

She’s locked in her bathroom.

Ms Spears posted a lengthy Gram (that read more like a freshman writing essay than storytelling) about getting locked in a bathroom at 2am, and drinking old coffee, and thinking she just maybe could open that door with her mind.

Doesn’t she have a parent that could keep an eye on her?


NYT's Reporter Asks Khal Drogo If He Regrets Raping

Actually, the reporter asked the ACTOR, Jason Momoa if he has regrets about playing the role. His character of course, was a barbarian who has sex with another character against her will. Momoa said he found the question to be “icky”.

He told the reporter, “I was bummed when you asked me that. It just feels icky — putting it upon me to remove something [from the script]. As if an actor even had the choice to do that. We’re not really allowed to do anything.”

Just because it’s a stupid question doesn’t mean you have to give a stupid answer.

Read more at yahoo.


Brendan Fraser Joins Scorsese's New Project

Fraser will play a lawyer in Martin Scorsese’s crime drama Killers of the Flower Moon, based on a best selling book set in 1920’s Oklahoma.

Is Brendan’s career escalating or did Marty’s just pancake.

Read more at vulture.


John Corbett and Bo Derek Got Married!

After 20 years together, Corbett married his “10” in a secret ceremony in December.

Finally got over those cold feet?

Read more at pagesix.


Catch a Glimpse of Amanda Seyfried as Theranos' Founder Elizabeth Holmes on Set

Bill Gates is ready to shoot his shot.

Read more at Page Six


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TRENDING



Fuck You, Pay Me

A new app helps influencers work together to make sure company’s using them to sell product aren’t taking advantage of them. It’s a place influencers can review relationships, share ad rates, and get paid more equitably for shilling other people’s shit.

Influencers are the coal miners of 2021.

Read more at nytimes.


Am I the Asshole? Parallel Parking Edition

A guy with some badass parking skills posted a brag shot, only to find out the internet thinks he’s a cunt.

Hey let him enjoy his skill. We’re three years away from self parking cars rendering this talent useless.



VIRAL VIRAL



Parent Court? Or MYOB

Ew baby on a food court floor? Can we Venmo them a baby coach?

@chrisbouldin

This is just wrong!! 🤬 #fyp #foryou #childneglect #wtf #justwrong

♬ original sound – Chris Bouldin



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