Wednesday July 14: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 7.14
NEWS STORIES
Miami Mayor Wants to Talk About Bombing Cuba
After watching the current uprising in Cuba, Mayor Suarez wants us to consider military intervention, like when Bush deposed Noriega, and Obama took out bin Laden.
Francis, you don’t have the power to bomb Cuba but you do have the power to bomb Ft. Lauderdale.
France Institutes Mandatory Health Passport for Certain Public Places
A digital covid card is about to become mandatory for anyone who wants to visit cultural attractions, and in a few more weeks, the health pass will be mandatory in restaurants and on transporation as well. The pass will indicate that the user has either been vaccinated or has tested negative for Covid.
This is why we have freedom fries in this country.
Driverless Rideshare Debuting This Year
If you love using Uber or other rideshares, but hate having human beings drive you, you’re going to love these new Halo cars that will come driver-free when they launch in Las Vegas later this year. The rideshare cars will be operated by remote control and you won’t have to make small talk.
Unfortunately every trip ends at Carrot Top’s show.
NASA Predicts Surge in Coastal Flooding in 2030s
A cyclical change in the lunar orbit combined with rising sea levels could mean a dramatic rise in tides and coastal flooding in the mid 2030s, according to a new NASA study.
This is great news for the Pennsylvania coast.
Subway Changed EVERYTHING Except the Tuna
The sandwich chain wants to remake their image so they changed the entire menu except for the tuna which will remain as is.
Now everything is made out of fake tuna. Even the turkey.
John McAfee's Wife Releases His Supposed Suicide Note
John McAfee’s widow has released his suicide note that authorties say was found on his body. She wrote ‘This note does not sound anything like someone who has no hope and is contemplating ending their life.’ It’s also been pointed out the note has no creases and was supposedly found folded in his pocket. The Powers That Be are learning how to Suicide people better but they still need to work on the details.
The handwriting is suspect & I doubt the authenticity of the note. It reads more like someone trying to imitate John’s style of tweeting. And if this note was found in his pocket where are the markings of the note being folded into his pocket? #NotASuicideNote #JustForJohnMcAfee
— Janice McAfee (@theemrsmcafee) July 13, 2021
Here is the alleged suicide note found in John’s pocket. This note does not sound anything like someone who has no hope and is contemplating ending their life. This note sounds like one of John's tweets. #NotASuicideNote #JusticeForJohnMcAfee pic.twitter.com/QCODfvh8sh
— Janice McAfee (@theemrsmcafee) July 13, 2021
Suck And Chuck Schumer To Propose Federal Decriminalization Of Marijuana
Chuck Schumer is proposing the Cannabis Administration and Opportunity Act, which will decriminalize marijuana on the federal level and regulate and tax it. This bill will be sponsored by the Lit Pit and Fireball.
Read more at the New York Times.
Suck And Chuck Schumer To Propose Federal Decriminalization Of Marijuana
Chuck Schumer is proposing the Cannabis Administration and Opportunity Act, which will decriminalize marijuana on the federal level and regulate and tax it. This bill will be sponsored by the Lit Pit and Fireball.
SPORTS
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
People Are Buying Tickets to See the New Dune Trailer in IMAX Theaters, and They're Not Even Guaranteed Admission
If you’re planning to attend the two day only IMAX event: Dune the Trailer, you’ll need a ticket but you’ll also need to arrive really early because the events are being overbooked on purpose to ensure that every seat is filled on July 21 and 22nd.
“Arrive early! Seating is first-come, first-served, except for members of the reviewing press. This ticket does not guarantee you a seat! Theatre is overbooked to ensure a full house. Theatre is not responsible for overbooking. No admittance once event has begun.”
Now here’s a trailer, for the trailer.
YOUR DESTINY AWAITS.
See a exclusive look at DUNE featuring never-before-seen footage, music from the film and a first look at the new trailer at @IMAX on July 21 and 22!
pic.twitter.com/iat5D8wsaT— ⊃∪∩⪽ (@DuneNews) July 13, 2021
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Jason Sudeikis Talks About Olivia Wilde Breakup
Short version: he’s taking things pretty hard. TMI version: “I’ll have a better understanding of why in a year,” Sudeikis said, “and an even better one in two, and an even greater one in five, and it’ll go from being, you know, a book of my life to becoming a chapter to a paragraph to a line to a word to a doodle.”
Nobody wants to hear about your doodle Jason.
Foo Fighters: You Should Be Dancing
The Dee Gees released their cover of the Bee Gees, “You Should Be Dancing.”
The Foo Fighters are becoming a wedding band.
The Anthony Bourdain Documovie is Out This Week
Slate Says Roadrunner, the Anthony Bourdain Doc/Movie is brilliant and dark
If this is a Roadrunner movie then where is the coyote?
Radiohead Releases New More Depressing Remix of Creep
Don’t know if we needed a new mix of the song Creep but we’ve got one….and its nine minutes long.
We finally have a song of the summer and it lasts all summer long.
Tiffany Trump Wants an International Spectacle Wedding
This will be the biggest, greatest wedding the world has ever seen.
Wait, there’s a Tiffany trump?
Olivia Rodrigo's Gonna Get The Zoomers Into Vaccinations
Pop star Olivia Rodrigo will be meeting with Joe Biden and Anthony Fauci to help promote vaccine use in the United States. Let’s hope the Zoomers are still into Drive License and her new follow up Vaccination Pass.
TRENDING
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VIRAL VIRAL
TikToker Learns She Was Named After Her Dad's Side Piece
What she didn’t tell you is, her middle name is pussy.
@keepingitkristina I just hope I make my namesake proud 🥺 #storytime #story #name #cheater #stitch #prouddad #daddysgirl #GossipGirlHere #fypシ #foryou #viral #trending
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
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Why Is Boulder the Best Place in the US to Live?
Boulder Colorado has won the title of the best place to live for the second year in a row. Is it the jobs? The healthcare? The quality of life?
No, it’s just weed.
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