Thursday July 8: Daily Links

THURSDAY 7.8


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Rudy Giuliani Also Suspended in Washington DC

The appeals court in Washington DC has suspended Rudy Giuliani’s ability to practice pending the outcome of his situation in New York.

Well if he doesn’t practice how’s he ever going to get good at it?

Read more at CNN


Q-Heads Blaming Clintons for Haitaian President

They’re calling it Clintonicide which isn’t even a good word.

Damn these Clintons stay busy.

Read more at DailyDot.


Watch Aftermath of Thai Chemical Plant Explosion

Clintons?

Via Digg.


Life on Saturn's Moon?

Scientists have found evidence that there could be life out there on Saturn’s moon in microbial form.

Why didn’t Bowie write is there life on Saturn’s moon?

Read more at space.com


Scientists Find Thousands of Tombs Arranged in Galactic Patterns.

The real question is when did the Clintons kill all these people?

Read more at vice.


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SPORTS



Has Any Player Ever Been Better Than Ohtani?

According to FiveThirtyEight, you have to go all the way back to the 1920’s to Bullet Rogan who played for the Kansas City Monarchs.

Okay you gotta go back 100 years And it still wasn’t a white guy.

Read more at fivethirtyeight.


Kevin Durant Cares About Two Things: Playing Basketball And Getting High

A new book that follows the Nets over the past two years reveals that Kevin Durant does nothing other than play basketball and get high. No girlfriend, no friends, no nightlife. Just weed and ball. And now that it’s the offseason it’s just weed. Great news if you’re his dealer.

Read more at Larry Brown Sports.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Free Britney! Of All Her Clothes!


Danny Trejo Got Hypnotized by Charlie Manson

Trejo says Manson hypnotized him and made him believe he was smoking marijuana and then injecting heroin. He says he could feel it going into his blood.

And then he came too and noticed that his asshole hurt.

Read more at mediaite.


Halsey's Breastfeeding Game of Thrones Album Cover Puts the Art in the Phrase Album Art

It’s breastfeeding, its game of thrones, its the metropolitan museum of art all to promote Halsey’s new album about the joys and horrors of pregnancy and childbirth.

She should have called the album, The Kids in the Halsey.

Read more at variety.


Vax That Thang Up!

BLK, the largest dating app made for Black singles, has partnered with rap legends Juvenile, Mannie Fresh, and “the mother of southern gangster rap” Mia X, turning the iconic rap classic “Back That Thang Up” into the new vaccine anthem, “Vax That Thang Up.”

Pure smash. But just concerned they could get sued by the back dat ass up people.


Braless Woman Steals The Show At Cannes Opening With Bare Breast Flash

A mystery guest at the Cannes premiere stole the show after flashing her bare breasts to everyone while entering the festival. If only Harvey was there, she’d have a three picture deal by now.

Read more at the Daily Mail.

Cannes Film Festival opens! from pics



TRENDING



Sweet Boy Looking For New Friends on Tik Tok; Finds Plenty

This really nice guy and his friend Jeff are looking for friends, and so…they just asked for them. 30 new friends showed up- just like that.

If you can just make 30 good friends a summer…. You’re aces.

Read more at Daily Dot.

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VIRAL VIRAL



How Much $ Would They Have to Pay You To Do This Job

The other picture is a sidewalk covered in shit.


Tik Tok Catfishers Getting Called Out Left And Right

Tik Tok stars are heavily using filters to make themselves look younger and like races that they are not and other Tik Tokers are exposing them.

Read more at Vox.

@bekahdayyy

Creating fuel for p-words and profiting off of it doesn’t sit right with me. #AsSceneOnTubi #PrimeDayDealsDance #TubiTaughtMe #viral #fy #instagram

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@slightlykiki

happy aapi month … #aapiheritagemonth #aapi #racism #antiracism #culturalappropriation #asianfishing #korean #anime #stopaapihate

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