Thursday June 17: Daily Links

THURSDAY 6.17


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Victims Sue NJ Teacher for $50 Million for Rape

A NJ Teacher who admitted to sexually abusing a high school student is now facing lawsuits from three additional accusers. The school district is also named in the complaint. They allege she showered them with cash, expensive gifts, changed their grades and erased evidence of their absence from school.

Is this how NJ won best state?

Read more at NY Post.


Israel Has a Badass Invisibility Cloak

Israel’s Polaris Solutions just released some major camo tech. Soldiers are said to become virtually invisible, not only to the eye, but also to infrared sensors. The sheet can be used as shelter or a stretcher, or a splint, or a hypothermia blanket.

I remember when the jews used to be against people wearing sheets.

Read more at Design Taxi.


Budway Has to Pay Subway

A Canadian weed company called Budway has been ordered to pay $32,000 to Subway, for copying the name, having a sub sandwich mascot and referring to munchies.

Luckily Subway said you can pay us in product.

Read more at Food and Wine


mVictoria Secret Going for a Major Rebrand with Wild Idea…

What if we Target what Women Actually Want??

Who knew that most women don’t actually want to wear angel wings with crotchless lace thongs??

Read more at nytimes.


Andrew Yang Screws Up Further After Making Comments On The Mentally Ill

Andrew Yang had yet another gaffe when talking about mentally ill people during a debate and then had to address it today on Twitter.

He and Chuck and Schumer are more alike than we knew.


The Unclassified UFO Report Will Be Presented To Congress By June 25th

So Congress will finally get a look at the unclassified UFO report next week and then we can all be annoyed and disappointed when we find nothing is conclusive.

There better be a chapter on anal probes in addition to UFO’s.

Read more at The Sun.


Airbnb Pays Out Over $50 Million A Year To Keep Bad Stays Out Of The News

It’s recently come out that Airbnb has a hush hush part of the company that’s paying out $50 million a year to keep quiet people’s horrible experiences using their service. These pay outs have gone to hosts and guests who’ve experienced damage to property and body, death and sexual assaults.

Maybe everyone needs to stick to traditional bnb’s from now on.

Read more at barstool.



SPORTS



NFL Issues Strict Rules for the Unvaxxed

If you’re in the NFL you don’t have to get vaccinated. But if you decide to skip the shot, there are a few rules you need to follow, with a $50,000 fine for the first violation of any rule.

Get Tested daily,
Masks during travel and indoors
Can’t leave the hotel or interact with outsiders while traveling .
Travel on separate plane.
Cannot eat meals with teammates.
Only 15 in weight room at any time.
No sauna or steam room.

Other than that, have a great season.

Read more at USA Today.


Jay Cutler Says He Has 15 Concussions

He said memory is an issue for him already and believes “CTE is coming, without a doubt.”

This could also explain his bad marriage.

Read more at mediaite.


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Ryan Spaeder Posts Huge Thread Alleging Widespread MLB Cheating

Baseball analyst Ryan Spaeder put out eight tweets detailing cheating going on in the league and swears he has multiple sources.

Baseball’s been dead for awhile, but this guy’s burying it all over again.

Read more at Barstool.


Ronaldo's Coke Diss Costs Coca Cola $4 Billion Loss in Valuation

Christian Ronaldo removed UEFA sponsor Cola Cola’s product from the press table earlier this week, and replaced them with water. Moments later, the company’s share price fell from $56.10 to $55.22, causing a drop in Coca-Cola’s valuation of $4 billion.

Don’t worry, Coca Cola won’t feel a thing.

Read more at ESPN.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Val Kilmer Answers the Batman Cunnilingus Question

Kilmer answers the question “would he” with a meme.

But we already knew….Val Kilmer is a Batman who will eat just about everything.


Chris Rock Says He Turned Down a Role in The Sopranos

During an interview about his starring role in the last season of Fargo, Chris Rock said turned down a role in The Sopranos. The reason? He really loved the show and he didn’t want to ruin it.

Too bad he didn’t love Fargo.

Read more at uproxx.


Seth Rogan’s Ceramic Art: Smash or Trash

Someone bought a vase Seth Rogen made for 10k at auction.

And the buyer’s name was also Seth Rogen.

Read more at TMZ.


JJ Abrams Alien Documentary Coming in August

A 4 episode docuseries on dem aliens will debut on Sunday, August 8th on Showtime.

This will be as disappointing as the report to congress.

Read more at gizmodo.


Ricky Schroder Calls Dave Grohl An Ignorant Punk

The Foo Fighters gave a concert for an all vaccinated audience and while he was inside spreading joy and music, Rick Schroeder was outside protesting and calling Grohl an “ignorant punk who needs slapped for supporting Discrimination. “Ignorance comes in all shapes & sizes. Kurt Cobain is laughing at you Dave along with Millions of Patriots….Fool.”

Dave Grohl came into this business through punk so for him its a compliment.

Read more at Consequence of Sound


Rita Moreno Regrets Defending Lin Manuel Miranda.

“I’m incredibly disappointed with myself. While making a statement in defense of Lin-Manuel Miranda on the Colbert Show last night, I was clearly dismissive of black lives that matter in our Latin community. It is so easy to forget how celebration for some is lament for others,” Moreno tweeted. “In addition to applauding Lin for his wonderful movie version of In The Heights, let me add my appreciation for his sensitivity and resolve to be more inclusive of the Afro-Latino community going forward. See, you CAN teach this old dog new tricks – RITA.”

Don’t call yourself a dog, you’re just old.

Read more at The Wrap.


Shockingly, Ghislaine Maxwell's Jail Cell Is A Horror Show

Ghislaine Maxwell’s jail cell is reportedly covered in sewage and filled with rats. On top of that the food is bad. Hey at least she hasn’t “killed herself” yet.

Read more at yahoo.


James Corden Food Challenge Racist and Xenophobic?

James Corden’s Gross Out Food Challenge “Spill Your Guts” is getting a lot of backlash. Corden’s challenge is to eat disgusting things. The problem is that the foods he is calling disgusting are considered delicacies in Asian nations.

James your country gave us black pudding and a dish call “mushy peas”, who are you to judge??

Read more at buzzfeed.

@kimssaira

ok but this is actual Asian food & youre going on live tv telling people how gross it is. thats cringe

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Announcer Gets Very Excited About Hot Chick in the Stands

An Arabic announcer went crazy during this week’s Belgium-Russia match, when the camera settled on a particularly attractive spectator.

He may sound like a creep but oddly he’s the most woke Arab working in Middle East TV.


Bin Laden's Niece: Trump Won

Oh great. The only two families that have ever attacked the US are teaming up.


Woman Starts Swinging When Denied 3 Flavor Slushie at McDonalds

While you’re back there, can you grab us one of those secret $9 sheet cakes?

Read more at Barstool Sports.


Ace Hardware Employee Goes After Customer Who Refuses to comply with Mask Policy with Bat

Really excited for their updated jingle :
Ace is Place with With The Eff Your Shit Up Folks

Read more at newsweek.



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