Thursday June 17: Daily Links

THURSDAY 6.17
NEWS STORIES
Victims Sue NJ Teacher for $50 Million for Rape
A NJ Teacher who admitted to sexually abusing a high school student is now facing lawsuits from three additional accusers. The school district is also named in the complaint. They allege she showered them with cash, expensive gifts, changed their grades and erased evidence of their absence from school.
Is this how NJ won best state?
Israel Has a Badass Invisibility Cloak
Israel’s Polaris Solutions just released some major camo tech. Soldiers are said to become virtually invisible, not only to the eye, but also to infrared sensors. The sheet can be used as shelter or a stretcher, or a splint, or a hypothermia blanket.
I remember when the jews used to be against people wearing sheets.
Budway Has to Pay Subway
A Canadian weed company called Budway has been ordered to pay $32,000 to Subway, for copying the name, having a sub sandwich mascot and referring to munchies.
Luckily Subway said you can pay us in product.
mVictoria Secret Going for a Major Rebrand with Wild Idea…
What if we Target what Women Actually Want??
Who knew that most women don’t actually want to wear angel wings with crotchless lace thongs??
Andrew Yang Screws Up Further After Making Comments On The Mentally Ill
Andrew Yang had yet another gaffe when talking about mentally ill people during a debate and then had to address it today on Twitter.
He and Chuck and Schumer are more alike than we knew.
Andrew Yang: "Yes, mentally ill people have rights, but you know who else has rights? We do!" pic.twitter.com/l6AJ4xpqWV
— KnowNothing (@KnowNothingTV) June 17, 2021
Agree. Have been an advocate for mental health and will continue. Went to counseling as a young person. Full context here was mental illness is behind half of anti-Asian hate crimes. We need to get them compassionate comprehensive care – and not let them languish on our streets. https://t.co/vYAIwKcpM1
— Andrew Yang🧢🗽🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) June 17, 2021
The Unclassified UFO Report Will Be Presented To Congress By June 25th
So Congress will finally get a look at the unclassified UFO report next week and then we can all be annoyed and disappointed when we find nothing is conclusive.
There better be a chapter on anal probes in addition to UFO’s.
Airbnb Pays Out Over $50 Million A Year To Keep Bad Stays Out Of The News
It’s recently come out that Airbnb has a hush hush part of the company that’s paying out $50 million a year to keep quiet people’s horrible experiences using their service. These pay outs have gone to hosts and guests who’ve experienced damage to property and body, death and sexual assaults.
Maybe everyone needs to stick to traditional bnb’s from now on.
SPORTS
NFL Issues Strict Rules for the Unvaxxed
If you’re in the NFL you don’t have to get vaccinated. But if you decide to skip the shot, there are a few rules you need to follow, with a $50,000 fine for the first violation of any rule.
Get Tested daily,
Masks during travel and indoors
Can’t leave the hotel or interact with outsiders while traveling .
Travel on separate plane.
Cannot eat meals with teammates.
Only 15 in weight room at any time.
No sauna or steam room.
Other than that, have a great season.
Jay Cutler Says He Has 15 Concussions
He said memory is an issue for him already and believes “CTE is coming, without a doubt.”
This could also explain his bad marriage.
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Ryan Spaeder Posts Huge Thread Alleging Widespread MLB Cheating
Baseball analyst Ryan Spaeder put out eight tweets detailing cheating going on in the league and swears he has multiple sources.
Baseball’s been dead for awhile, but this guy’s burying it all over again.
Everything that I am about to say was verified by more than one player. I do not mean to burn anyone, and I love baseball… I've just had enough of this bullshit.
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
The Royals were the first team with a full analytics and video department close by their dugout, doing so in 2015, their World Series Championship year. How they used it, I do not know.
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
The Yankees had cameras in left, center, and right, all pointing at the pitcher's glove, rather than the catcher, to pick up his grip.
Aaron Judge 2017-18 home – .312/.440/.725
Aaron Judge 2017-18 road – .256/.404/.531— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
The Dodgers had an employee who was caught setting up cameras at Minute Maid Park wearing an MLB Polo Shirt, when he should have been wearing a Dodgers Polo, during the 2017 World Series.
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
This one hurts to say… my favorite player ever… "Chase Utley was the biggest cheater of all-time."
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
As insane as this sounds, I've heard this from multiple players, Adrian Beltre had a buddy with binoculars in dead center who would wave a beater (undershirt) if he was getting something off speed in 2017.
Beltre 2017 home – .362/.440/.586
Beltre 2017 away – .271/.333/.489— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
Everything Kratzie already said about the Rockies…
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
The Astros "sign stealing" method all came from Beltran, New York and Texas.
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
The Dbacks used humidor balls when pitching and non-humidor balls when batting at home — I do not have a time frame on this, but I’m confident it happened.
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
From a player who asks to remain nameless:
“Don't forget the Twins at the Metrodome — would open right field doors creating suction when Twins batted then close them when opponents hit!”
— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) June 16, 2021
Ronaldo's Coke Diss Costs Coca Cola $4 Billion Loss in Valuation
Christian Ronaldo removed UEFA sponsor Cola Cola’s product from the press table earlier this week, and replaced them with water. Moments later, the company’s share price fell from $56.10 to $55.22, causing a drop in Coca-Cola’s valuation of $4 billion.
Don’t worry, Coca Cola won’t feel a thing.
'Drink water'
Cristiano Ronaldo removes Coca-Cola bottles at start of #Euro2020 press conference pic.twitter.com/2eBujl9vzk
— Guardian sport (@guardian_sport) June 15, 2021
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Val Kilmer Answers the Batman Cunnilingus Question
Kilmer answers the question “would he” with a meme.
But we already knew….Val Kilmer is a Batman who will eat just about everything.
Does he or doesn’t he…? pic.twitter.com/oGVfqf0tUx
— Val Kilmer (@valkilmer) June 16, 2021
Chris Rock Says He Turned Down a Role in The Sopranos
During an interview about his starring role in the last season of Fargo, Chris Rock said turned down a role in The Sopranos. The reason? He really loved the show and he didn’t want to ruin it.
Too bad he didn’t love Fargo.
Seth Rogan’s Ceramic Art: Smash or Trash
Someone bought a vase Seth Rogen made for 10k at auction.
And the buyer’s name was also Seth Rogen.
A vase made by @Sethrogen went up for auction in Vancouver & sold for $15,000. The orange textured vase was donated by Rogen to the Vancouver Art Gallery 2021 Art Auction Spring Forward. Records of the bidding show 2 people going back and forth from $5,500 to $15,000. @NEWS1130 pic.twitter.com/qLp9Elwgpo
— Tarnjit Kaur Parmar (@Tarnjitkparmar) June 17, 2021
JJ Abrams Alien Documentary Coming in August
A 4 episode docuseries on dem aliens will debut on Sunday, August 8th on Showtime.
This will be as disappointing as the report to congress.
Ricky Schroder Calls Dave Grohl An Ignorant Punk
The Foo Fighters gave a concert for an all vaccinated audience and while he was inside spreading joy and music, Rick Schroeder was outside protesting and calling Grohl an “ignorant punk who needs slapped for supporting Discrimination. “Ignorance comes in all shapes & sizes. Kurt Cobain is laughing at you Dave along with Millions of Patriots….Fool.”
Dave Grohl came into this business through punk so for him its a compliment.
Rita Moreno Regrets Defending Lin Manuel Miranda.
“I’m incredibly disappointed with myself. While making a statement in defense of Lin-Manuel Miranda on the Colbert Show last night, I was clearly dismissive of black lives that matter in our Latin community. It is so easy to forget how celebration for some is lament for others,” Moreno tweeted. “In addition to applauding Lin for his wonderful movie version of In The Heights, let me add my appreciation for his sensitivity and resolve to be more inclusive of the Afro-Latino community going forward. See, you CAN teach this old dog new tricks – RITA.”
Don’t call yourself a dog, you’re just old.
Shockingly, Ghislaine Maxwell's Jail Cell Is A Horror Show
Ghislaine Maxwell’s jail cell is reportedly covered in sewage and filled with rats. On top of that the food is bad. Hey at least she hasn’t “killed herself” yet.
James Corden Food Challenge Racist and Xenophobic?
James Corden’s Gross Out Food Challenge “Spill Your Guts” is getting a lot of backlash. Corden’s challenge is to eat disgusting things. The problem is that the foods he is calling disgusting are considered delicacies in Asian nations.
James your country gave us black pudding and a dish call “mushy peas”, who are you to judge??
@kimssaira ok but this is actual Asian food & youre going on live tv telling people how gross it is. thats cringe
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Announcer Gets Very Excited About Hot Chick in the Stands
An Arabic announcer went crazy during this week’s Belgium-Russia match, when the camera settled on a particularly attractive spectator.
He may sound like a creep but oddly he’s the most woke Arab working in Middle East TV.
صحنه سانسور شده بازي بلژيك و روسيه
گزارشگر عرب ديوونه شد😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/ojWlBBVvWX— س.م.فخار♨️ (@mardemordadi) June 16, 2021
Bin Laden's Niece: Trump Won
Oh great. The only two families that have ever attacked the US are teaming up.
Today in WTF: Noor bin Laden, Osama bin Laden's niece, protests the Biden-Putin summit in Geneva with a "Trump Won" flag. pic.twitter.com/pwVW0rsh8A
— The Recount (@therecount) June 16, 2021
Woman Starts Swinging When Denied 3 Flavor Slushie at McDonalds
While you’re back there, can you grab us one of those secret $9 sheet cakes?
Ace Hardware Employee Goes After Customer Who Refuses to comply with Mask Policy with Bat
Really excited for their updated jingle :
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