Wegovy is the latest pill that claims to cure obesity. Test subjects lost an average loss of 34 lbs, and lost weight for 14 months before plateauing. The pill claims to cut body weight by 15%.

Please don’t anyone tell Demi Lovato.

Read more at APNews.

A small but scrappy security expert who was working at a Walmart wasn’t taking shit when a shopper rammed him with a cart and spit on him in Englewood, Colorado.

Clean up on aisle 3.

A passenger caught some of the heroics on video when another passenger tried to rush the cockpit and a flight attendant took care of business.

“y’all a nigga tried to hijack my plane on God we just had to emergency land the done hogtied this nigga up on God my life wild”

The flight attendant was just offered a job at Walmart

Read more at CBS Local.

@Delta this man needs an award.. just saved the plane. LA flight to Nashville.. pic.twitter.com/WZWO7bK4L5

— rich (@NoKapRich) June 4, 2021

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Spencer Cox, the Governor of Utah says we need divine intervention to deal with the current drought. He’s asking residents of all faiths to join him in a “weekend of humble prayer” for rain.

“By praying collaboratively and collectively, asking God or whatever higher power you believe in for more rain, we may be able to escape the deadliest aspects of the continuing drought,” Cox said.

Sounds like cultural appropriation from Native Americans. Time to call Steve Martin. #areyoureadyforamiracle

Read more at The Hill

This will burn all our wokes..as Utah Gov invokes divine intervention.

By praying collaboratively & collectively, asking God or whatever higher power you believe in for more rain, we may be able to escape the deadliest aspects of the continuing drought,” Utah Gov. Spencer Cox pic.twitter.com/zEOkYOgUtx

— UN (@UshaNirmala) June 4, 2021

Male and female uniforms discriminate against non binary says the ACLU.

Lets get rid of the uniforms altogether and everyone can just wear a funny hat.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

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The Patriots Quarterback suffered a hand injury in practice Friday. It’s not broken but further testing is required.

I don’t know how he’d be hurt. He didn’t use it all last year.

Read more at usa today

Chef Eric at the UFC created a Spaghetti Bolognese sandwich and Dana White shows us how it’s done. It’s terrible.

If this pasta sandwich idea was any good somebody would have run with it before the UFC.

@danawhite

Spaghetti Bolognese stuffed French bread sandwich #FuckItFriday #itsucked

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Some cosplaying anti-vaxxers showed up on opening day of Disneyland’s new Avengers Campus to protest.

This is more exciting than anything that takes place inside the park.

Read more at sfgate.

Oreo is ready to make first contact. The cookie company put out new alien themed packaging that sold out in three hours, and they’ve created a “make contact” crop circle in Kansas to reach out to any intelligent life out there.

One thing we can all count on, if there are aliens, they will like Oreos.

Read more at Delish.

Move over Reese's Pieces, OREOs are the new snack to offer aliens. https://t.co/33O3Kn9DCa pic.twitter.com/SB6THrnTTN

— ComicBook.com (@ComicBook) June 4, 2021

Oreo Makes an Offering of Cookies in Case Aliens Invade https://t.co/pyF3KqVQY5 @MusebyClio pic.twitter.com/6PP6zp3pip

— Ads of the World™ (@adsoftheworld) June 5, 2021

More and more big companies are getting into the plant based game. Nathans just created a vegan hot dog and they have high hopes for its success.

This sounds like a pickle.

Read more at food and wine.

The world’s leading brand valuation consultant released its annual report on the world’s top 50 most valuable beer brands. Despite a tough year that included a lot of bad press and a 2 billion dollar valuation loss, Corona still grabbed the top spot.

Is the second most valuable beer brand tuberculosis?

Read more at food and wine.

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A woman trying to get her dog to stop barking told him she was going to sell him. He made it clear that wasn’t going to happen.

Dogs are so stupid, aint’ is not a word.

U can hear the dog say "no you ain't" perfectly clear 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/bazs0twK4x

— NoPauseTv (@NoPauseTv) May 29, 2021

Yeah they’re a little corporate, but anything beats smoking out of a bowl.

Cannabis pre-roll joint filler by lbs. Distribution. pic.twitter.com/bScidYhVt0

— MachinePix (@MachinePix) June 3, 2021

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