Friday June 4: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at June 4, 2021

MONDAY 5.31

NEWS STORIES

Nope, Not Aliens.

American intelligence officials have found no evidence that aerial phenomena witnessed by Navy pilots in recent years are alien spacecraft,

Whew that was close.

Language Expert Ranks NY Mayor Candidates

A professor of linguistics has declared that Eric Adams has the most convincing and authentic New York accents of all the candidates, and prep school boy Andrew Yang sounds “exactly what I would imagine of someone who thought a Whole Foods is a bodega,”

And Curtis Sliwa sounds like his beret is too tight.

Rudy G Hawking My Pillow Haaaarrrrrrrd

Rudy’s latest YouTube video: Do Aliens exist, has more pillow talk than ET conversation. Seems like every 15 seconds he mentions how much he loves his pillow.

He ought to take that pillow and smother himself.

Trump Man Busted for Shitting In Neighbors Bushes

A 70 year old former high school teacher who calls himself “Trump Man” confessed to squatting and shitting on his neighbors lawn. He also pees there regularly because the neighbor is a Democrat who likes Joe Biden.

Jerry Detrick, retired hs teacher, was cited for littering based on his predawn pooping.

He was just doing the same thing that Trump did on the constitution.

Apple Employees Required to Return to Office 3 Days a Week

Starting in September, its back to work for all Apple employees, at least for 3 days a week minimum.

Come on Tim Apple, is this really anyway to “Think Different”.

Therapy Method Uses VR to Immerse You Back in to Fear for PTSD Treatment

Baby steps through creepy hyper realistic trauma. …Baby steps through creepy hyper realistic trauma… Baby steps through creepy hyper realistic trauma

SPORTS

Breaking Rules: Johnny Manziel Made $33k Selling Autographs in College

Manziel talked about taking $3,000 from one seller and $30k from another while he was still in college to sign autographs. Good for him.

Unfortunately he also left about 150 million on the table cause he stunk at pro ball.

Mayweather Logan Paul Super Long Staredown

Everyone’s talking about the bizarrely long staredown between the two fighters who will face off in the ring Sunday night. Watch Paul and Mayweather stare into each others eyes.

What a great way to spend Gay Pride. Kudos boys!

Via Digg.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Despite Tom Cruise Best Efforts, MI 7 Shut Down

Looks like Tom Cruises ranting didn’t get the message across loud enough. A crew member has tested positive for Covid 19 so Tom Cruise is self isolating, and production is pausing.

It’s just covid tom, it’s not thetans.

Watch the Trailer for Anthony Bordain Documentary

You may want to turn it off 15 minutes before it ends if you’re a big fan.

Scooter Braun Sued for $200 Million

The music industry giant has been sued over a new private equity fund .

Taylor swift is already writing a new song about it

Influencer Caught Flying Economy After Posting Photo in Business Class

A french influencer was caught by a fellow passenger returning to her shitty economy seat after she hopped up to business class to snap a selfie.

A picture is worth 1000 words but in this case it will save you about 2 grand on actual business class.

VIRAL VIRAL

Hotel Eggs…mmmmmmmm

Are these the eggs they serve influencers?

@treyrey7

Unless its fresh dont eat it 🤢 #HAIRFOODHYPE #SageTellMe #maxplumpjump

♬ Pitbull Terrier – Die Antwoord

Whitey the Cougar Bait Has 1 Million Followers

This young casanova is making all the ladies of a certain age swoon every day by batting his eyelashes while lip syncing to their favorite love songs.

He takes them back to their Tiger Beat (off) days.

@whiteyy18

♬ Leather and Lace (2016 Remaster) [Remastered] – Stevie Nicks & Don Henley

Check out This American Themed Party Thrown by Some Europeans

Pretty good guys but for accuracy you should have used fat suits.

Via digg.

@kelseydarlingxx

When Europeans dress up like Americans. #czech #american #viral #prague #fypシ

♬ The Banjo Beat, Pt. 1 – Ricky Desktop

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

nothing here yet

Study Finds Monopoly is the Most Divisive Board Game

A study about board games and game nights has revealed that at least 22% of Americans have had to ban a game from their household game nights because it caused too many fights. The game that is most often banned? Monopoly.

And Settlers of Cattan causes weight gain and boredom.