Sunday May 30: Daily Links

SUNDAY 5.30
NEWS STORIES
Naked Zoom Canadian Politician is now Peeing Zoom Canadian.
Remember William Amos, that Canadian politician who “accidentally” showed his dick on camera during a work zoom? He claimed he was changing out of his jogging clothes into his work clothes, not realizing he was on camera. Well now he was caught “accidentally” peeing while on camera. At a certain point, you might start to suspect that his accidents are not so accidental.
But since this is Canada, they’re thinking of putting him on money.
Stetson Won't Sell to Texas Hat Shop Selling No Vax Star of David Patches
A hat store in Texas has made news because it’s anti-vax owner has been selling patches that look like the ones Jews were forced to wear during the holocaust. These patches feature the star of david but add the words not vaccinated, outraging many. They also were proud supporters of the January 6 riorts,
Isn’t it sad when a horrible stupid idea goes terribly wrong?
As a result of the offensive content and opinions shared by HatWRKS in Nashville, Stetson and our distribution partners will cease the sale of all Stetson products. We thank you for your continued support and patience.
— John B. Stetson (@StetsonUSA) May 29, 2021
Andrew Yang No Longer the Front Runner for NYC Mayor.
Andrew Yang started this race way out in the lead and now finds himself a tight third to Adams and Garcia.
With the problems NYC has ahead of it, the winner of this race is clearly the loser .
Washington Square Park is Back! (and neighbors are pisseD)
Residents around Washington Square Park in NYC are horrified to find their beautiful park to be overtaken by a crack and heroin drug den. They wake up to find syringes and capsules on the ground in the mornings, and zombies roaming the trashed park.
Well this article is going to send tons more people to Washington Squqre Park.
Parents Freak Out About Penis and Vagina Talk in Fancy Private School
Last week parents of NY’s Dalton School were upset to find out their teenages were learning about the porn industry at Dalton. This week they’re even more outraged that first graders learned that they shouldn’t touch their privates in public, or let people touch them without consent.
We’re still a bunch of pilgrims, after all #peepee #vajayjay
British PM Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds Tie the Knot in Secret Ceremony
Release the photos or are you too afraid to be compared to Ariana, Boris?!
Venmo Finally Let’s You Make Your Friends List Private
Don’t say Joe Biden never did anything for you!
SPORTS
Jay Cutler Wants Half
Jay Cutler is fighting for 50 percent ownership of his wife’s company during his divorce proceedings. Uncommon James is Kristin’s chic jewelry and apparel line that she funded and founded and she’s not giving it up so easily.
I wish he was this aggressive for the Chicago bears.
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ENTERTAINMENT
Kanye's Face Mask is Confusing
Kanye West was spotted covering his entire face in some kind of head covering that does not even have eye holes.
Are we sure he isn’t rebooting Rorschach from the Wathchmen?
A Quiet Place II Expects $57 Million-Plus Debut
And it’s not even a Super Hero movie!
Could this be a sign that the apocalypse has been postponed?
Bill Maher Defends Israel, Shames Bella Hadids of the World
Don’t worry Bill, nobody wants you on their side.
Paddington 2 Loses is Prized Perfect
P2 no longer has a 100% score on Rotten Tomatoes thanks to one bad review.
Try to sit back and imagine a person who doesn’t like adorable bears and hates marmalade on toast. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
A Collection of Stories of Rude Celebrities
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TRENDING
Booze Free Drink Biz is Booming
The new trend is cutting back, but people still want to go out and chill and treat themselves. So Zero Proof Cocktails, Spirits, Wines and Beers are popping up everywhere- books, bars, even liquor stores are featuring non alcoholic or barely alcoholic drinks.
I’ve got zero proof that this thing actually exists. Wouldn’t a better name for this be zero fun,
GOING VIRAL
Dickheads Harass McDonalds Workers
Gee, wonder why people don’t think it’s worth it to work for minimum wage serving food to assholes?
Men in Florida verbally harass workers at McDonald's and make a fool of themselves pic.twitter.com/NkEGots6HE
— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) May 28, 2021
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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
What Does Cancel Culture Mean to You?
A new poll shows the majority interprets the phrase to mean “a way to keep people accountable for their behavior” where a much smaller group considers it censorship or punishment.
I would come out against this study but I don’t want to be cancelled.
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