This has to be the nuttiest debate in history.

At least the subway guy isn’t Jared Fogel.

WATCH the video at mediaite.

Me and my Trumpy Bear prepping for the debate.

Tune in tonight at 7. pic.twitter.com/Xf72py6W9M

— Mateo The Mayor (@MateotheMayor) May 26, 2021

.@errollouis – "Who was the better mayor: Mike Bloomberg or Rudy Giuliani?"@MateotheMayor – "Both. I can't say there was one better than the other. Both. By the way, I have my Trumpy Bear here. I know @CurtisSliwa has 13 cats. I have a Trumpy Bear. Rerrrrrr rerrrrr rerrrrr." pic.twitter.com/DrwAuW453l

— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) May 28, 2021

And then after that the Mouse took a show at the Met.

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@definebritt@wholefoodsofficials you doing bad guys not what I wanted to see today!!!!

♬ original sound – DefineBritt

That guy who went viral for posting how annoying people’s drink orders can be got fired for violating the company social media policy.

Where else can he use his skill of writing people’s names on a cup?

Read more at INC.

The original post is gone, but you’ll remember it from this post it inspired.

this order comes in every other week pic.twitter.com/PAdcIFotyv

— Bianca (@binxsicle) May 3, 2021

Let me throw another one in there for a little extra spice 🥴💀 pic.twitter.com/67kvISB5Fs

— K♡ (@Kimmyxr) May 3, 2021

A truck driver was busted in the UK for concealing $28 million dollars worth of cocaine in some kind of meat that looks like steakums.

This is called a Philadelphia brunch.

Read more at boingboing.

Fiddlehead’s Cafe in Mendocino, a cafe in Northern California, adds a $5 fee to any customers who order while wearing a face mask. Previously, the cafe had a sign that said get your free vaccine card there.

This is a lesson in branding, if your brand is being an asshole.

Read more at sfgate.com

@SeditionHunters The owner of Fiddleheads cafe, in Mendocino. Here is a pic with his new beard. pic.twitter.com/J6IkzmcFwj

— micheal schupbach (@MiguelAlbion) April 21, 2021

Fiddlehead’s Cafe in Mendocino pic.twitter.com/V6GsE4cc02

— Prof. Ahmed Banafa (@BanafaAhmed) May 28, 2021

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People reacted so badly to Amazon’s new “zen booths” that the company took the video down. The blue kiosks were designed to give staffers a place to retreat to and watch guided meditation videos.

People called them portable toilets. Or despair closets. A great place to pee in bottles or do heroin.

Some people are bitching but this booth would set you back about 4500 a month in the West Village.

.@amazonnews deleted this tweethttps://t.co/zZv04bQwZw pic.twitter.com/KmDccUPDo3

— People for Bernie (@People4Bernie) May 27, 2021

Flying has turned into ECW, kind of trashy and pretty bloody.

Video obtained by CBS News shows the moment a Southwest Airlines flight attendant was punched by a passenger after asking her to keep her seat belt fastened during a flight from Sacramento to San Diego Sunday. https://t.co/gQusevodYC pic.twitter.com/oOYvPdwCFj

— CBS News (@CBSNews) May 27, 2021

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The guys at barstool already hated NdGT but now they despise him even more after he went on the Joe Rogan Experience and laughed at the idea that extraterrestrials were visiting Earth.

“This guy stinks. I bet he is in on the Alien Cover-up,” Barstool Chief wrote. ” I feel like Neil doesn’t want to acknowledge the potential presence of aliens just because he and his little space nerd scientist click didn’t discover the aliens themselves.”

And what sport is this?

Read more at barstoolsports.

Zuck wears an $84 anti shark ankle bracelet called Sharkbanz when he hits the water on his hydrofoil surfboard.

Mark get used to the ankle bracelet, cause the revolution is coming.

Read more at Yahoo.

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The former actor started to talk about some of his political goals and took a moment to mock people who are scared of “this little cotton thing.”

Ok Matthew. You’re not running for anything, you talk so much shit you should brush your teeth with toilet paper.

Read more at mediaite.

Most of her income comes from her signature sneaker.

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A woman suing Marilyn Mason claims he made her watch a home movie called Groupie that he kept locked in a safe. According to court filings, the video shows him tying a young fan to.a chair, forcing her to drink piss, threatening her with a gun and possibly pistol whipping her.

Hope he didn’t also make her listen to a Marilyn Manson album.

Read more at deadline.

A Tik Tok woman said her aunt told her pussy posse member Leonardo DiCaprio is terrible in bed. Her aunt, btw, is Julianne Hough.

Oh come on, give him a break. Even the Yankees get a game rained out from time to time.

Read more at Page Six.

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Are you having the time of your life or white knuckling this strip?

I’m the parasailed who’s still back at the hotel bar.

Via digg.

This new chemical compound actually pours itself. As soon as a drop starts to fall from a glass, the rest of the liquid will follow, even uphill.

Perfect to mix with a fireball.

Via Digg.

A new poll says there are more followers of the Q in America than all the Jews, muslims, Buddists and Hindus combined.

Maybe it’s time to change the country’s name to Cuckoo’s nest.

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