Wow how cool! Any plan on how they’ll afford their bill each month?

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Companies will do everything but pay you a living wage https://t.co/YVLMqD13B8

— UGene🐝 (@EugeneGlukh) May 23, 2021

For safety let’s just cancel the games and decide that Simone Biles wins all the gold medals for every sport.

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Times Square! “It’s my stop, so Times Square,” Yang said during an interview on Showtime’s “Ziwe.” When she seemed surprised, he responded, “It’s big, it’s cavernous, there are entertainers there. Sure! What’s not to like?”

Yang, the more you keep struggling with these softballs the less we’d like to see you step up to the plate for your own safety. We’d still take that universal basic income though.

Read more at nypost.com.

The New York Times examined how a Tiktok Algorithm brought 1500 kids ready to party after a boy tried to invite his school friends.

Adrian had a Kickback and the zoomers came though. The boomers however did not get a Facebook invite.

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Rodgers may have skipped a team meeting, but he has a good excuse. He was singing and dancing in a bar in Hawaii.

Maybe instead of finding a new team, Rodgers leaves the Packers to work a floor show at the new margaritaville in Times Square.

Read more at TMZ.

Atlanta QB Julio Jones revealed in an interview that he probably won’t play with the Falcons this upcoming season.

Yeah, because the biggest problem with the Falcons has always been Julio Jones.

Read more at foxnews.

Lohan will star in a new Christmas movie for Netflis. She’ll play a newly engaged spoiled hotel heiress who has memory loss after a ski accident and is taken in by a handsome blue collar lodge owner.

Is this just the plot of Overboard taking place during Christmas, yes… but we’re happy to have you back, LiLo.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

Lindsay Lohan will star in a new romantic comedy about a newly engaged and spoiled hotel heiress who finds herself in the care of a handsome, blue-collar lodge owner and his precocious daughter after getting total amnesia in a skiing accident pic.twitter.com/umpCpCzW4w

— Netflix (@netflix) May 24, 2021

A Willy Wonka prequel will star Chalamet as young Willy Wonka, before he ran a chocolate factory. Timothee will both sing and dance in the new origin story.

This is great, Timothee, we were always worried you were going to sell it out. But you live the life of an artist.

Read more at deadline.

Trans actor Elliot Page showed off his new body, revealing a tight chest and a six pack to boot.

Looks like someones got a peloton! #whiteboysummer

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Bam Margera ranted again on Sunday night about how mean the Jackass guys have been to him, particularly Johnnie Knoxville who he says strung him along like a puppet. Steve O called Bam out saying the same people he was complaining about saved Steve’s life. He added that the crew bent over backwards to get BAM in the movie, and all he had to do was not get loaded.

When Steve-O is the sane one you really should check in.

Read more at complex.

Jeff Bezos. richest man in the world, is talking about acquiring MGM which owns the rights to the James Bond franchise.

This may sound impossible but he’s BEZOS, Jeff Bezos.

Read more at gizmodo.

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This video of a crew cleaning 47 years of dust from air vents has been called absolutely disgusting by some, and incredibly satisfying by others.

Ahhh no. It’s 100% gross. That’s it.

A young girl who works at Hooters shared some of the rules of the job, including that the company considers them to be entertainers, not servers.

Guess what!. Entertainers don’t drop off a plate of wings in the middle of their performance.

@kaylaannlol

pls don’t come for my makeup LOL i am learningggg plus i had it on all day so it’s kinda dingy #fyp #hooters #hootersgirlsoftiktok #hootersgirl

♬ Lofi – Domknowz

A new prosthetic could make it easier for you to do more things one handed- like carry two balls, or more than one wineglass. Researchers have been testing a prosthetic device that adds an extra thumb on the other side of the pinkie, and it looks like users have adapted to it pretty easily.

This is obviously a slippery slope to guys having two dicks.

Read more at studyfinds.org.

According to a study, the average person believes they could survive over two weeks in the wildnerness.

The average person couldn’t last 16 hours in a Walmart parking lot. Try surviving without wifi.

Read more at studyfinds.org.