Goldbelly plans to announce this week that it has raised $100 million in new funding. The pandemic has given the company a big boost as well as restaurants that can now operate nationwide.

It costs $89 to order to small pizzas from DiFara on Goldbelly but that hasn’t stopped people from buying so many pizzas that the restaurant converted one of their locations into a Goldbelly production line.

Great news for DiFara’s, rough news for Brooklyn Pizza lovers.

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A new poll says Andrew Yang’s numbers are dropping (by half since March!) and Eric Adams has taken the lead.

His campaign slogan is “the more you know me, the less you like me.”

Read more at nypost.

Rara Knupps is not happy that her high school teacher wrote her on OnlyFans saying he ‘always knew’ she ‘was something special’

Could be worse, could be the janitor.

Read more at knewz.

If you don’t want to get your fingers dirty while eating fried chicken, this new chicken popsicle is for you.

The worst thing about KFC has never been the fork and knife.

Read more at designtaxi.

Just launched In Singapore; the new @kfc Popsicle. They are available in two flavors: BBQ Cheese and Mala. #INorOUT #Hotline @onaircoop @SteveBishopV100 @bradhowe07 @WSAZirr @KitchenBitz pic.twitter.com/fOu1JDBBkG

— Dave Weekley (@weekley) May 12, 2021

A man is raising 60,000 snails to harvest their slime for an anti-aging soap.

The worst thing is, you end up smelling like garlic butter. Or is that the best thing?

Read more at boingboing.

In the interests of safety, US Airlines are considering weighing in passengers before they board flights.

Hey, if the extended seat belt doesn’t keep these folks off a plane, your scale won’t either.

Read more at viewfromthewing.com.

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Yang Gang come out and playyyyy-yay!

In honor of #NYC subways fully reopening, come ride the subways with me for 24 hours straight

I'm extending a personal invitation to all of the Democratic candidates to join me @AndrewYang @ericadamsfornyc @mayawiley @KGforNYC @RayForMayor @scottmstringer pic.twitter.com/xWehyQXSYl

— Curtis Sliwa for NYC Mayor (@CurtisSliwa) May 17, 2021

The coach of the Detroit Lions said he would really like to have a lion on a “big ass chain” to walk around with during practice. He would motivate players by having the Lion trained to take a dump on command and just be an all around badass. He promised he would take great care of it.

“It would be fed well, it would be petted, it would be manicured. I may end up losing an arm because of it, but that would be even better because it would validate — this is a freakin’ creature. This is an animal, this is from the wild.”

Dude, you missed your calling. You belong in hip hop.

Read more at CBS Sports

Indy wrestler JJ Allin set his crotch on fire, and normally things go pretty well. Not this time. Things went wrong, and his water crew wasn’t there to put him out. He’s suffered two second degree burns on his legs, which under the circumstances, seems pretty lucky

And somehow he still made this boring.

Read more at mediaite.

My favorite part of this INSANE video is the way I captured Steve at the end. I’m cackling pic.twitter.com/dYrRRHwiVW

— Ally (she/they) 💞 (@blazexx3) May 15, 2021

Olympic Snowboarder Torah Bright posted an athletically impressive breastfeeding photo, and of course, some people are pissed about it.

Scan Instagram comments to find all the “what if my child saw this” and the “she should stand on her head in a bathroom to stall to feed her baby!”.

Read more at nypost.

As mad as you are that you just watched this gruesome video… don’t make it about yourself. It’s Pillar who just had his nose explode.

Read more at bleacherreport.

Scary scene at Truist Park after Mets player Kevin Pillar gets hit in the face with a pitch. pic.twitter.com/LriIV4ESB5

— Bally Sports South (@BallySportsSO) May 18, 2021

Huascar Ynoa was pissed that he allowed five earned runs in 4 innings and took it out on a bench in the visitors dugout. Now he broke his hand and he’ll be out for several months.

The team would have been better off if you had done this before the game.

Read more at USA Today

Baffert can not enter any horses at any racetracks in the state of NY.

The real story is, how did he get to work the Preakness?

Read more at espn.

The world’s most famous marathon is a go this Fall but only at 60% capacity.

Too bad, I was really looking forward to running this year.

Read more at ABC News.

After a Costco confrontation went Viral, Rick Shroeder went on Instagram to “apologize” for his behavior. He’s sorry he hurt the Costco managers feelings, and he’s sorry if he offended single mothers (that’s an entire other story), oh and he doesn’t want to see the US end up like Rhodesia where white people live in fear.

This may be the only pro-rhodesia rant in existence.

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Six strands of Kurt Cobain’s hair sold at auction for $14k.

I know this seems expensive, but wait till you see the clones.

Read more at tmz.

Love posted on Facebook saying she finds the series outrageous saying that sex tape destroyed her best friend Pam’s life.

All movies based on the truth are. You know they make movies based on murder victims right? Oh yeah you knew that.

Read more at loudersound.com.

About 3 months after releasing Ten, but still 9 months before they became famous, Pearl Jam played a Tower Records in Yonkers.

On the road to stardom, sometimes you end up lost in Yonkers.

A clip from this week’s episode of “Last Week Tonight” has gone viral after the show’s host accused Israel of War Crimes. He said, “both sides are firing rockets, but one side has one of the most advanced militaries in the world. Both sides are suffering heartbreaking casualties, but one side is suffering them exponentially,”

How could anyone have this much confidence when he works one hour a week?

Read more at newsweek.

By far, the most scathing critic of Israel I have I ever seen. It’s happening.
The dam is cracking. #Palestine pic.twitter.com/4MyKsQw0gY

— Abier Khatib (@abierkhatib) May 17, 2021

With just 3.5 million viewers, SNL had a rough week.

Sounds like we need Bill Gates to host the finale.

Read more at showbiz411.

This will be the First Time in 50 Years, that NBC has nothing to offer in comedy.

Read the room, NBC. We’ve dealt with enough drama in our real lives this year.

Read more at THR.

If it’s anything like their recent films it’s sure to be two thumbs up.

Just don’t go to the bathroom without your gun this time, Travolta.

Read more at Deadline

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Someone used deep fake tech to create a Harry Potter trailer with American actors.

Hand to god, never thought someone could make Harry Potter worse.

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