While you’re waiting anxiously for your state to legalize weed or for dispensaries to open, big corporations are actively lobbying to shape the rules for this growing industry.

And the nostalgia for weird tattooed weed dealers starts in 3…2….

Read more at WSJ.

SNCTM—an exclusive sex club is hosting a VIP sex party in a three story penthouse in NYC May 19, promising “a nonpareil experience within a fabled erotic theatre and an opportunity to explore their personal desires without judgment.” A negative COVID test or proof of vaccination, are required and the dress code is tuxedos or gowns and masquerade masks.

The after party will be held at the Lit Pit.

Read more at The Daily Beast

Columbia Secondary School for Math, Science, and Engineering teacher Amanda K. Fletcher, 37, “appeared to suck the nipple of an unidentified topless male” while “gyrating” during class, according to investigators.

She then “resumed teaching and discussing a worksheet.”

She teaches Spanish but has a side hustle in sex ed.

Read more at nypost.

The operator, Colonial Pipeline, said Saturday that the incident involves ransomware.

This sounds like it was crash and burn.

Read more at cnn.

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Former NFL QB Doug Flutie says he not only has a replica of the original batmobile, he actually drives it everyday.

You’re lying Doug, you can’t reach the pedals.

Read more at barstoolsports.

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Van the Man just put out a new album– its his 42nd– and though reviews are positive, there is that one track thats coming off antisemitic. “They Own the Media” doesn’t mention Jewish people specifically, but….

We probably shoulda known when he put out Brown Eyed Jew.

Read more at religionnews.

The adult toys are sold by Trump advocate Mike Oxmall’s Guns & Ammo.

Perfect for assholes. Ivanka ordered two.

Read more at designtaxi.

#YouMightBeARepublicanIf

You use Trump brand dildos. Hey Republican men: Looking your way here. pic.twitter.com/EYQ1MjXOxX

— The Real Me (@realme66502415) May 8, 2021

Elton John says Crocodile Rock was written as a joke and when the last show is done at the end of the tour he will never ever sing that song again.

Hey I got another dozen songs we wish you’d never sing again. You taking suggestions…?

Read more at celebrity.nine.com.

Pics from the new Hulu series are out and people seem happy with how much Lily and Sebastian look like Pam and Tommy Lee. The series follows the story behind the release of their sex tape.

Dude its not the face where you’re going to need to look like Tommy.

Read more at pagesix

My co-stars, Sebastian and Lily, are a lot cooler than I am. #PamandTommy pic.twitter.com/r8YWh1eBuJ

— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) May 7, 2021

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Now we can deepfake lips and facial movements to match a dub track. It’s great for translations, re-records, or…for ruining someone’s life.

How long does it take before they use this to put dicks in people’s mouths?

Read more at gizmodo.

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Alt Title for this video: Jenny Hutt spotted shopping for groceries.

Dude Introduces his GF on Tik Tok, the internet takes it from there.

I thought we were against bullying?

Via Digg.

Buzzfeed asked their millenial/genz readers to share the most toxic things their parents ever told them. They replied with such shockers as “you’re being too sensitive”, “calm down”, and “because I said so”

Sorry you weren’t raised by Mr. Rogers.

Read more at buzzfeed.