Tuesday April 27: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at April 27, 2021

TUESDAY 4.27

NEWS STORIES

No, Biden is Not Going to Limit You to 1 Hamburger a Month

The GOP freaked out after FOX News made a mistake and claimed Biden was going to start limiting Americans to 4 lbs of red meat a year (about a burger a month). While some FOX fans panicked, Don Jr. said “pretty sure I hate 4 lbs of red meat yesterday, that’s going to get a hard no from me.” And Lauren Boebert said she wants Biden to stay out of her kitchen.

Who cares, Trumps going to be president again in August.

NY Times Getting Rid of Outdated Term Op-Ed

The Times says Op-Ed, which meant meant “opposite the editorial page,” is an outdated term now that most content is digital. But most people used the term to mean opinion/editorial. Going forward, the Times will call the pieces “guest essays.”

Isn’t all news Opinion/Editorial these days?

Gov Newsome Petition Has Enough Signatures To Start Recall Election Process

With 1,626,042 signatures, we could be looking at a recall election as soon as August.

Looks like California is ready to transition to Jenner. #jennerfluid

There's a Massive Stockpile of Unsold Girl Scout Cookie Surplus

Thanks to Covid quarantines, Girl Scout Cookies didn’t get their usual sales. In Metro Atlanta alone, there are about 720,000 boxes sitting in a warehouse- with a street value of about $3 million.

How about a free box of thin mints with every vaccine?

NASA Snaps First Color Photo of Mars

Turns out the red planet is pretty red.

Epicurious Will No Longer Be Sharing Beef Recipes

It’s part of a in a Pro-Planet Pro-Sustainabilty Message.

Let’s hope they don’t watch that Seaspiracy doc or else chickens are shit out of luck.

Today we announced that Epicurious is cutting out beef. It won’t appear in new Epi recipes, articles, newsletters, or on social. This isn’t a vendetta against cows or people who eat them. It’s a shift about sustainability; not anti-beef but pro-planet. https://t.co/yQ8PrtChtE

— epicurious (@epicurious) April 26, 2021

Monday Night’s Pink Super Moon is The Second Brightest of the Year

If you didn’t put on Nick Drake are you even Pink Supermooning at all?!

Tonight's Pink Supermoon (2021) pic.twitter.com/JoYqoK1MLZ

— yosnier (@Yosnier_) April 27, 2021

Tonight’s #Supermoon as seen from Kemah,Tx. First photo taken with an IPhone 12 and second taken with Nikon P950 #PINKMOON pic.twitter.com/BjF8Vq9TSK

— Space 📸 Sushi (@_SpaceSushi) April 27, 2021

First Supermoon of 2021 ❤️
She’s so beautiful 🥺#FullMoon #Supermoon pic.twitter.com/V1jlRNgKII

— B 🏳️‍🌈 (Taylor’s Version) (@StarStruckArtsy) April 26, 2021

SPORTS

Sorry, No More Farmer John Dodger Dogs

Those famous Dodger Dogs made by Farmer John are no longer going to be available at Dodger Stadium; the Farmer John contract was not renewed.

This is the worst thing to happen since they left Brooklyn.

Jake Paul Calls Dana White the Real Douche

Jake Paul called out Dana White for notoriously underpaying UFC fighters.

You know you’re a fucking idiot if Jake Paul comes out looking like the good guy.

Kyler Murray Joins FaZe K1

Cardinals QB Kyler Murray is now playing in two sports leagues- the NFL and FaZe k1.

You know who doesn’t play video games? Tom Brady.

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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Oscar Ratings Lowest Ever

The Academy Awards broadcast so few viewers, you would think Ellen was hosting. With less than 10 million watching it was the lowest rated Oscar night of all time,

You losers missed the best Boseman prank of all time.

Glenn Close Butt Dance Was Scripted

Oh my gosh the few people who actually watched the Oscars just loved that moment when Glenn Close knew the song “The Butt” and got a little jiggy with it. But alas, that moment was not in the moment at all, it was scripted.

In any other year this would have been the low point of the Oscars, this year it wasn’t even top 10.

Bowen Yang Not Loving Elon Musk As Host

Bowen yang is letting it be known, he’s not excited about Elon Musk hosting SNL on May 8. His first reaction to the news was to post a frown emoji on his Instagram Stories. And then later, after Elon tweeted Let’s find out just how live Saturday Night Live really is,” Bowen wrote “What the fuck does that even mean” on his stories.

Aidy Bryant and Andrew Dismukes also posted more veiled negative reactions to Musk.

Looks like we’ve got a new Yang Gang!

Kourtney and Travis Barker Love Fest Moves to the Desert

We get it. You’re trying to humiliate your kids. Hey while you’re up there, maybe scrub your man down a bit. He’s looking dirty.

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Worst Tattoo Award Goes to Machine Gun Kelly

Hey that’s cool. If Pez dispensers are cool.

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Kanye's Grammy Shoes Sell for $1.8 M

The shoes Kanye West wore at the Grammys sold for 1.8 million dollars breaking a prior record by 800k.

And the buyer’s name… was also Kanye West.

VIRAL VIRAL

Massive Brawl in Miami Airport

There isn’t a guy in this fight who couldn’t beat Jake Paul tomorrow.

Today at Miami International Airport outside Urban Decay at Gate D14 #BecauseMiami pic.twitter.com/wRnXh8f7dS

— Billy Corben (@BillyCorben) April 25, 2021

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